Lost Dog——二人英语剧本

第一篇：Lost Dog——二人英语剧本

Scene I Doctor looked dejected and dismayed, drinking alone in a restaurant.Then, the patient came in, sat beside her.P(said in a warm, deep voice): Oh, doctor, it’s glad to see you here.I went to the clinic to see you but the nurse told me you had days off.(She stared at Daisy and asked)Why are you drinking in broad daylight? Is there anything bothering you? D: Oh, Penny, I'm fine.(She sighed deeply and covered her face with her hands.)It is just my dog.She disappeared.P: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.When did you find her disappear? D: It was at last Friday night.I have been looking for her these days.P: Have you ever been to the central park to find her? D: Central park? No, the park is too big.It is impossible by my own.P(said brightly): Ha.It’s alright.I can help you.D: Wow, it is just so kind of you.Thank you!P: How about seeing you in front of the fountain at 19:20? D: OK, see you then.Scene II Doctor and the patient were in the central park.Quiet as the park was, nobody was there except the two.D: Oh, Penny, I am sorry for bothering you at the moment.P(managing to sound warm): It’s all right.You have helped me a lot.By the way, she is such a lovely dog.No one expects her to be hurt.Come on.It was so dark.Daisy lost her bearing.P(shouted): Daisy!Come here!I found her!

D(rushed to Penny): Oh, wait a minute.No.It cannot be my dog.I mean，they look alike, but I am sure that she is not my dog.P: Oh, look at her.She is absolutely your dog.D(Confused): Why? I know my dog.P: How can you tell?

D: I just can.She has lived with me for years.P: Do you have any way to try her? D: Yes.(Daisy Picked up a spicy sausage and fed the dog)Well,(she said after a pause)nothing happened.P(thrilled): So, what would happen if she were your dog?

D(Whispers mysteriously): After having the sausage, my dog will spin around and become a super-dog.P(strangely excited): What kind of super power she has?

D: To heal the pain.She has helped me since I became a doctor.P(amazed): Wow!So, she has been helping you to cure your patients for years!

D: Well, I cannot deny that she helps me a lot.P: I am sorry.I can’t help you out.I am afraid that I must go now.D: It’s all right.I really appreciate all that you did tonight.Thanks a lot.Bye~ P: Bye~

Scene III Penny brought a spicy sausage with her and went back home.Daisy stalked her all the way.When Penny opened the door, Daisy found her dog was lying on the ground.Penny fed the dog carefully.Stimulated by the spicy sausage, the dog bit Penny on the right leg.D(dialed 911): Hello sir, a woman stole my dog, please come to 118 Fifth Street.D(rushed in and asked immediately): Are you okay? P: Why are you here?

D: I stalked you all the way.I knew there is something wrong with you.P: What? I don’t understand.(She waited a few seconds.)Why did she become crazy?

D: She just hates spicy food.She is not a super dog, but an average, normal dog.P:(frowned at Daisy.)Then why do you care her so much？ D: For me, she is a member of my family.That’s it.P:(put her face in her palm)I am the idiot indeed

第二篇：英语二人剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea!But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.Action II

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲

Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁 Yes.荆轲

OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁

Are you challenging me?

荆轲

Off course!耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁 Come on!

音乐起

两人冲上前来

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗„„

荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:“I promise.”

荆轲:“Never let go.“

妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never„„ Never„„

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.结束！

经典对话一：

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）

女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)

经典对话二：

男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）

女：Why? Don’t you already have one?（为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

经典对话三：

男：I’m a photographer.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

女：I’m a plastic surgeon.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

经典对话四：

男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）

经典对话五：

男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）

女：Yes.That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）

经典对话六：

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）

女：Sorry.I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）

经典对话七：

男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）

女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）

第三篇：二人小品剧本《心理医生》

年底是公司最忙的时候，是否还记得在公司年会上，爆笑全场的小品，今年年底要表演什么小品你想好了吗？下面瑞文小编为大家分享年会搞笑小品——二人小品《心理医生》，具体剧本内容如下：

公司年会经典搞笑小品剧本年会经典搞笑小品剧本事业单位年会经典三句半剧本

A：世上有四种傻人——恋爱不成上吊的，没病没灾吃药的，见我这个帅哥不乱叫的，看这小品不笑的。我看今天到场的有这样的人不?要听我这么说，你还不笑啊?!有病，心病。要说我干什么的呢?心理医生!不瞒你说，我的主修专业是算命。但是呢，这两天公安堵得特别紧，没办法，就得转移到学校。现在看到呗，我在江大就开了这么个心理诊所，这样既可以放心的赚钱，又可以施展我骗人的特长。哎…人呐，咋就这么聪明。来活了，别嗑了。

请进!

B：哎哟…大夫，你这里是心理诊所不?

A：是是是，快坐。

B：大夫，你说这做男人…啊不…做江大的男人他咋这么累呢?

A：何出此言呐?

B：坐好听兄弟慢慢说啊!我叫王老五，外号臭豆腐。有个女友凶似虎，把我刮皮只剩骨，菜刀在我面前舞，笤帚往我身上杵。对我是横眉冷对，整得我惨不忍睹。我现在比做寡妇都不如。我诚心的诉个苦，都不知道现在是公还是母了。

A：看你瘦得像狗似的，吃了不少苦吧?过来我看看你面相。

B：这还看面相?

A：我们门诊有面相服务。

B：挺悬乎的。

A：小眼睛、单眼皮、外加一个金钩鼻。这嘴怎么长得像肚脐呢?!行啊兄弟，我发现人五官上的所有缺点，全长在你一个人脸上了。你要不受虐待，全国人民都不答应啊。

B：你说这能怪我吗?不过话又说回来，我这些日子和她在一起真是憋气喔。时不时还得品尝家庭暴力的痛苦，打得我都没处躲啊。兄弟我，现在只能蹲厕所咧，我看照这么下去，我那是粪坑旁边打地铺啊~

A：怎么讲?

B：离“屎”不远了。

A：你就不会墙角上大便啊!

B：墙角上大便?怎么讲?

A：发~愤~涂墙!

B：我敢吗我。你不知道具体情况：那平时~她在经济上封锁我、政治上独立我、精神上摧残我、肉体上折磨我。让我最不能容忍的是，她居然还要在生活上遗弃我。

A：遗弃你?肯定是又看上别的男人了，这不水性阳花嘛!不过这也是普遍现象，你也得想开点。我送你副对联吧!上联是：只要生活过得去。下联：哪怕头上有点绿。横批：忍者神龟!

B：不是…不是那么回事啊，大哥!关键是她嫌弃我，不想和我在一起了。

A：那还算错了。那我问一下，你俩当初是怎么在一起的呢?

B：说这个事吧，那就还得提到另一个女人，我的初恋情人呐…

A：初恋情人啊?

B：是

A：听你这么一说啊，哎呀，听你这么一说啊，唤醒了我萌动的春心，我也想起了我的初恋情人啊~

B：大夫也有故事?

A：别打岔，感觉来了，那是一个月光明媚的夜晚~XiDD月儿别笑我傻 Hualala痴心人不是傻瓜 Hululu心上人你在哪里呀 Biabiabia我一定要找到她 噢……

B：噢…哎哎…大夫，在看病呢

A：请坐。刚才说到哪了?

B：说到我的初恋情人了

A：对不起啊，给打断了，继续说!

B：她说她要等我等到下辈子

A：是吗?

B：那当然了，我向她表白的时候，她就特别温柔、十分委婉的对我说：“想做我男朋友啊，等下辈子吧!”

A：这么个下辈子啊~

B：你说这是人家的初恋啊，怎么能这样呢?!

A：那就更应该想开点——初恋初恋，只为锻炼。连蒙带骗，前景无限。

B：真让你说对了，大哥。自从我的初恋情人离我远去之后，又有另一个女人出现在我的生命里，就是我的现任女友。想当初她也是温柔、善良~在我心目中那也是女神一样啊!只有一样不行，我兄弟说她质量太差!

A：质量差啊，那差到什么程度呢?

B：那还不好说，我兄弟们曾经给她写过一副对联，就是形容他的质量。听着啊，这上联是：看背影急上千军万马

A：哎呀，这不挺好的嘛!下联呢?

B：猛回头吓退各路诸侯

A：横批呢?

B：还问横批?我的妈呀!

A：那她都长成这样了。你跟她在一起你图啥呀?

B：都说失恋的男人是脆弱的，我就这么稀里糊涂的和她在一起处上了。自从我和她在一起后我每天是起得比鸡早，吃得比猪差，干活干的比驴还多呢!啥也别说了，大哥，全是眼泪啊~

A：瞧你那窝囊样，我一看你就知道你平时咋样。你平时肯定是，早上洗脸不洗脖子，吃菜竞挑韭菜格子，上学骑头破电驴子，手机像个大饭盒子。我就纳闷了，你怎么还有脸活呢?

B：不怨你埋怨我啊，大哥，你以为我不想死啊?!我也跳过楼!

A：怎么跳啊?

B：而且在跳之前我还问过有类似经验的前辈。

A：这都能想到啊?

B：我从来都不打没有准备的仗!

A：那说说看

B：听好了啊!前辈们告诉我：你想来个痛快的话~上六楼;还想挣扎挣扎呢~上五楼;想残废的到四楼;想上医院住个百八十天的~上三楼;想吓唬吓唬人~到二楼;想看热闹~到一楼去

A：那你去几楼?

B：兄弟我不瞒你说，我来了个一步到位的!

A：六楼啊?

B：一楼啊!

A：你不一步到位嘛?

B：心眼也够笨的。你说你从六楼跳不也得到一楼吗?你说从一楼跳，不省事了!

A：那行，你去死吧。你死一百回也不打紧。哎，吹会儿小牛，得赶紧骗钱了。

B：啊?

A：啊，那也太没人权了~实不相瞒啊，你这个病要再不治就废了。

B：真的啊?

A：那我还能骗你啊，今天你遇到我算是你前世修来的福分!

B：你要救我?

A：净问些没有争议的问题。你知道我是谁不?

B：谁啊?

A：坐稳听好了啊。我想当初那可是伤尽万千女人的心呐，就连现在，我还被无数女杀手追杀。我有一句名言：如果长得帅就要受到惩罚，我岂不是要被千刀万剐~

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3.超级爆笑小品剧本《大学毕业季》

4.二人小品剧本《搞好英语》

5.原创微电影剧本《天台风云》

6.二人小品剧本《心理医生》

7.赵本山经典幽默小品剧本

B：前辈…前辈…你得救我呀!

A：好说好说，针对你这种情况，我给你提供两种你对付女友的套餐：一种是恐怖套餐;一种是和平套餐，你自己选吧~

B：恐怖套餐，太吓人了。我胆小，你给我说一下和平的吧。

A：和平套餐，是吧!这个呢，涉及到一个知识产权的问题。

B：明白…知识产权…你看这样行不?

A：行!看你挺诚心，告诉你吧。和平套餐用最简单的语言说就是——分手!

B：(分~)这基本上是办不到的，你不了解具体情况，我还有2000块存折在那压着呢!一分手我人财两空，我啥都没了，那不就完了吗?

A：这不耗子给猫当三陪，你要钱，不要命了!

B：这2000块钱也不是小数目

A：再说了这恋爱怎么能在一棵树上吊死呢!

B：那怎么呢?

A：应该掌握这条基本规律：留住2保住1发展34567

B：那为啥呀?

A：太简单了——发展才是硬道理嘛…这是马克思主义基本原理

B：…别跟我提那事，大夫，不瞒你说政治我都挂了两年半了，这深奥的我就根本掌握不了。

A：这让我很为难。

B：大夫，我也很为难啊

A：就50块钱呐，早就换好的啊?

B：这不还有点零钱嘛!你能要不?

A：你以为我不敢收，是不?我跟你说啊，这恐怖套餐具有一定的危险性，需要一定的毅力和勇气!

B：毅力和勇气?我怎么说也是个跳过楼的人，我还能不具备啊?

A：也是，把那事给忘了，好歹也是个跳过楼的。我告诉你啊，恐怖套餐，那就是自残!

B：怎么残呐?

A：具体点说——抠瞎眼睛掰开嘴，打折胳膊两条腿

B：哎呀妈呀，那太吓人了

A：吓啥人呐，你这样多好。生活不能自理了，家务活也不用你管理了

B：我是不用干活了，那我也不用活了

A：也是，啊~我给你换一个

B：这不对，得换一个

A：现在你地位是不是相当于一个家丁?

B：差不多

A：遇到什么大事是不是一点决定权都没有?

B：还大事?小事我也没权呐~

A：听好了，不想做家丁也可以，就做李莲英。手里要有权，学学魏忠贤~

B：你是要我~~~~

A：要做大事，不拘小节!

B：不行!怎么说咱也算是男人呐，那要做就要做真正的男人。

…大夫你让我做回真正的男人吧~我求求你了

A：那你就凶点

B：凶点?你是不知道啊，我是哪里有反抗，哪里就有压迫啊!

A：坐下…告诉你啊~喝酒!酒壮俗人胆!喝高度的啊，喝了就什么也不知道了。

B：能行吗?

A：听我的!喝完酒之后，趁酒劲，找个街角，得躲着：抠掐挠拧咬，拳打脚踢踏 我就不信了，整不死她~

B：这不要出人命啊?

A：我也知道，我这主要是要吓唬吓唬她，来个老太太抹口红——给她点颜色看看

B：能行吗?

A：狗咬屁股~肯定的B：这传呼…女朋友呼我呢 我去给她回一个啊…

我那饭盒手机不在寝室充电呢 把你的手机借我用一下

A：病人同志，收你这一点点门诊费，我还要搭个手机费~快点打啊!哎，等会，我给你交代两句：这是给你女朋友打的，知道不?

B：知道

A：一要狠、二要忍，忍无可忍无须再忍!一定要吼她，吼出来!

B：知道。喂~怎么地啊?老婆啊~不是，我对你没意见，刚才信号不好，哦，请4个同学在必胜克吃饭啊，叫我也去啊，嘿~~交钱呐~~多少钱呐?880呀，啊，没事~我不是对你有意见。我是说啊，请4个同学吃饭才花880也太为我省钱了!行，我马上就去!诶，88

大夫，我得马上去给我女友交钱去，咱俩今天聊的挺好的，以后我再来听你教导吧!

A：哎，做男人就这么窝囊，这江大女生也太厉害了。你说现在着事：男人女人化，女人野人化。不过呀，要不是有这种男人，我也赚不了这么多钱，行，赶紧给我老婆打个电话，晚上给我做几个好菜，哎呀，打电话…哎呀，妈呀，不对劲啊，肯定是被那小子拿走了，站住…

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第四篇：英语剧本

Qu Yuan(about before 304Songs of the South, breaking the “Book of Songs” manifestations, greatly enriching the performance of poetry, the Poetry of Ancient China opened up a new horizon.successors will therefore “Songs of the South” and “The Book of Songs” and called “Wind, showmanship.” “Wind, show” Poetry is the history of realism and romanticism two fine traditions sources.Meanwhile, a representative of Qu Yuan Chu also affects the formation of Han Fu.In the history of China, Qu Yuan is a most people admire and love poet.According to “Qi added harmonic mind” and “Geography of the Sui Dynasty” set, Qu Yuan May 5 for the Lunar Jiang himself.Chinese Folk Festival May 5 packet Ancients, dragon-boat race on the custom of people from the right to commemorate Qu Yuan M , Qu Yuan was also classified as the world “four celebrity culture,” one by the World Peace Council and the people of the world the solemn commemoration

QuYuan walked towards a bank of MiLo laying his long hair down to the full length.His face was pale like a lief.A fisherman saw him and asked:“aren't you the Prime Minister ”san lv“?Why do you come here.Why your condition is so bad?”Qu said:“The people in the whole world are turbidy like polluted water.But I am so clean.Besides, They are drunk ,but I am awake.Because of this reason ,I got expulsion as the punishment given by the king.The fisherman said:”If someone is a great man ,he will stand by the whole world people supporting their opinion.even it isn't truth.Now that ,the people in the whole world are turbidy like poplluted

Qu Yuan, a Chinese literary history of the greatest and most distinguished Romantic poet, called him after the work is “Songs of the South.” Masterpiece is the “Lament”, which is the longest of Qu Yuan a lyric poem, a total of three hundred seventy-three, two thousand seven hundred and seventy seven words of the poem describes the poet to practice their own political views are being attack and persecution, must express their inner pain, faithful to the people and the feelings of the motherland.Qu Yuan in the long journey of exile, the spirit and life suffered devastation and suffering is imagined.One day he is Singing River, encountered a fishing hermit, hermit to see him looking haggard haggard, advised him “Do not rigidly stick to”, “easy-going number”, and the bigwigs were in cahoots.Yuan said: “I would rather go to Xiang River flows buried in the belly of the fish;security can Haohao of white, and almost dust mask secular?” Year seven to eight tests, was the capital of Chu Chi broken, the spirit of the poet has been a great blow, seeing the difficulty of breaking the country, but can not use his power, he was so frightened that in extreme disappointment and pain, the poet came to the east of the Yangtze River Miluo, bouldering and drowned.He died about sixty years old, it is the Lunar May tenth.Two thousand years of age, which in the course of history can not be considered just a moment, but despite the drain, dusk to dawn-to, the image of the poet Qu Yuan, but still remain in people's heart.Today, Dragon Boat Festival every day, people are still in the river in the dragon boat racing, the dumplings, multicolored silk tie to commemorate the great poet Qu Yuan, see the works of the poet and the spirit is eternal it!

该文章转载自无忧考网：http://www.xiexiebang.competence, Jin Chu court soon to be appreciated, has left office only,三闾doctor, but the political reform that has not been able to achieve the final grade has been cut exile.Was subsequently informed that all Ying QIN Bing Chu break, like a bolt from the blue, very sad, we came to the riverside Perot, picked up a stone, jump for Jiang himself.“Qu Yuan's spirit,” a stretch of more than 2,000 years, inspiring generations of Chinese people, this is a spiritual treasure of the Chinese nation, no matter when and where, for us is always an educational and inspiring.

第五篇：英语剧本

梁：Where is my Yingtai?(在机场张望，手在额头，眺望)（场边上）此时，背景音乐 少女时代的Gee祝英台上场 彰显笑点 英台请注意表演（带墨镜，行李，走到场中央，摆造型）

梁：英台~（叫）

祝：山伯~（摘掉眼镜，扔掉行李）

（抱）

梁: I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝:I love you, too!Don’t worry.BoBo, I only love you in this world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo,this time I really should be going.依依不舍 背景音乐《答应不爱你》响起，两人分别逐步后退（梁做出伤心传）

第二场景： 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心

英母：darlingdarling。。（拉住英父）

英父： 怒气转身No matter what you Say, it is useless.The child's weddingcould not be so hasty（仓促的）.英母：but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的)for marriage.And ……..被英父打断

英父： I told you many times, we could notdecideying tai’s wedding.英母：darling….（转身面向观众）The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death.But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich, but when I stand in front of you, Yet you can not see his love to ying tai.父：no matter what yousay …..旁白：马文才，is coming ~（大声）（父母整理衣服，匆忙坐下）（马文才上，拿折扇）

马：哇~，who is the man（看着镜子），heisso handsome,ok, everybody，it is me（扇子），I am马文才（跟着一小弟，在场中央向观众介绍自己）

（完后，走向父母，鞠躬）

父：You are the Ma Wencai？（语气，不屑，不喜欢）

马：yes，A good man is me, I am.....Ma Wencai（扇子，造型）

英母：oh，That was you，come in，sit down please!

马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know.I want to make it，here are my gifts，100 bottles of Guojiao1573.（场中央）

英母：After drinking 1573, the legs are not painful, waist not sour.跳江南style.马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on.I hope you will like them!

母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.父： NO way!大怒指着马

马：that’s why?

英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….马：OK

英父：Do you know the Marxism Leninism Mao Zedong Thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory and three represents the eight honors and Eight Disgraces

马：I don’t know.英父：Do you know how big the sun is, the moon is round？

马：I don’t know.英父：Do you know 黄岩island and 钓鱼island belong to China马：I don’t know.父：Do you know why the thunder, see lightning first, then hear the sound 马：ye, This I know.。。（激动，举手）

父:en?

马：It is because the eyearein front of the ear,haha

Fu：fuck you，It is because light travels faster than sound（用扇子打他的头）

英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtaito marry him how I can trust him ?英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐渐反应过味来）3 million？3 million！！Why didn't you tell me earlier(朝向英母，怒吼)，I fuck you too too。。

父：（转身，讨好）OKOKYou give me 3 million dollarand yingtai belongs to you

马：Hey, money is really a good stuff

第三场景：马文才逼迫 祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此心伤悲

梁与祝通过手机聊天

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

祝:(高兴的说)Yeah.（马文才怒视之，祝被迫改变语气）Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married.Myparents had taken me to marry Ma WencaiHe is so handsome, just like 刘德华.So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about?

祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺骗)you, don't be sad, don't be impatient!believe me.everything will pass, and all these things will become a kind of memory.（放背景音乐《好久不见》）

梁听到那些话悲伤的说不出话来，英台痛哭，马把英台拉下舞台。

梁：（流着泪喊着英台的名字，后来擦干眼泪说）：英台，do not leave me.It can not be true, I will learn English and I must go to America.(梁拿出书，苦读)

旁白：From the beam Shangbo finally understand the importance of English, reading English every day

梁：（摇头苦读）I have a dream.even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed.I have a dream that one day I will go toAmerica and find 英台.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.(深情的说)英台，英台，I know it is not true, I know you still love me.旁白：After hard study, 梁 making great progress in English, so he decided to go to the United States of America

马和英台一起唱两个小蜜蜂（这时梁上）（这个可改成有意思的英文儿童舞蹈，我听说《head shoulder》很有意思）

梁：马文才~

马：梁山伯~（俩人绕圈走，挽袖子）（周欣驰电影

（拿出剑），打斗

梁输，被打倒在地。。

马：（拿剑指着马，大笑，）梁乘机拿出手枪，开枪，打向手臂，剑掉~！（音乐，枪声）

马：You....You.Is too mean.梁：fuck，what time is it，youstill use武术，You are out（拿着枪，在嘴前吹了几下）You, get out of here.马：my life is more important and I have to go now.英父（英父出）：Oh, no , you can not go , your money haven't given to me

英父追着马下场。

英台：（跑向梁）山伯山伯，how are you?

梁: I am fine.yingtai ,Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll always stay with you.I only know I was born to love you.祝: I know I know andI love you too.I love you just like The mouse like rice.梁: Really?

祝: ye

梁：really？

祝：ye（害羞）

这时音乐响起，他们一边唱歌一边跳舞

梁：（唱）亲爱的，你张张嘴，风中花香会让你沉醉。

祝英台：（唱）亲爱的，你跟我飞，穿过丛林去看小溪水。

马：（唱）亲爱的，来跳个舞，爱的春天不会有天黑。

梁祝：（合唱）我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，追逐你一生，爱你无情悔，不辜负我的柔情你的美，我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，等到秋风起秋叶落成堆

能陪你一起枯萎也无悔。（祝依偎在马的怀里，幸福）

(这个音乐要换成合适的英文歌曲)

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