英文短剧正义必胜（模版）

第一篇：英文短剧正义必胜（模版）

Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)by Cecilia Liu 劉怡芬

5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物

Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)------------------SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing.And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~ Caller:(A boy is crying.)Ha!Your kid is here.Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son！!Don’t try to cheat me.Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone.But later… the phone is ringing again… Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom:(I recognize the voice.)You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor.This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money!If you call again, I will call the cop.Do you understand?(Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed.She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter.The mom got there…

Mom: Eliza~ Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE II英语剧本大全ww.coffbar.com Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious.So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days.Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey!Concentrate！(The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch!O.K.O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster:(Check the picture.)Hey！Buddy！Look!Is that her? Big gangster: Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited！Oh~ what a beautiful girl.Just like a fairy.My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster:(Hitting the small gangster’s head again.)Hey!Wake up！Stop day-dreaming.Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming！

Big gangster: Hey！Lady！Can you do me a favor? Eliza: Sure!What can I do for you? Small gangster:(Murmuring)This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry.Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks!I want to go to Tunghai University.Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street.And…

Eliza: No!No!No!Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my!No!Wrong again!You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex.I can’t remember all the directions.I’m a foreigner.And I have an important presentation there.Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused.But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay！Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you！My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry.Just ignore him.Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife.And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing? Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster:(Talk to the big gangster.)Did you hear that, she is scared? Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny!I’m hungry.I want to go home!I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up.Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You!Get out of the car!Big gangster:(Hit the small gangster angrily!)Idiot!I have a stupid partner.(Disappointed)Eliza: I agree!(Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you.How kind of you.SCENE III Mother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza!Eliza!Time for dinner!I’m hungry!Hurry up!No one answers her.And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me!It’s not funny.I’m hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson.I’m busy finding my daughter.Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha!Ha!Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job!Tell her it’s time for dinner.I’m hungry!

Big gangster: Hey!You are clueless.I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey!Buddy!Don’t trick me!

Big gangster: Sure!Listen!(The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello!Mom!I’m here!They are so kind.They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner.You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive!20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes? Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm.And remember don’t call the cop.Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K.See you then!At Tunghai Lake.The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry.At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha!(Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked.And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster: Oh,!My fish!Who’s there?

Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife.Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi!Mom, I’m here.Do you want to come here to eat fish? Big gangster: Where is the ransom? Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah!Mom, you win!Celine: Ha!I got it!I got it!A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake.Earlier, there was a violent fighting.A watermelon knife V.S.A B.B.Q.fork.According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter.And the mother won.Now, let’s interview the persons involved.Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? Small gangster: I……

Celine: I…… I know.You are very sorry and regretful.How about you?(Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business.(Run to the wall.)Leave me alone.Eliza: Me!Me!

Celine: What do you want to say? Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool.She came to save me!Mom: My turn.My turn.Celine: O.K.O.K.What do you want to say after winning the fight? Mom: Well……

Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom: Yes.And the gangsters…

Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right.And they…

Celine: They want to trick you, but…

Mom: But… enough.I’m hungry.I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked.First, stay clam and be skeptical about it.The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment.A little doubt can protect you.Second, verify the story.Call the organization to make sure the story is true.Third, report it to the police.And don’t deal with the villains on your own.One phone call will often expose a trap quickly.However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave.She is my idol.I want to keep her sign.This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.彭宸光 SmallWhite（小白）

丁澄洋 Told 严安然 N Ninkle 高烁 SecondBrother Sally Liu（作弊者甲）沈智达 LXY Sarry Li（作弊者乙）胡皓 A 孙祺B 王睿宇C 张乐然D 纪晓凡 旁白 黄鑫 电教 杨欣雨 后勤 群众演员若干 Scene1(座位4*4，同学就位，Told抱着一摞卷子走上讲台)Told: Today we’re going to have an exam.C: Told told us he was giving an exam.(Told走到讲台前，把卷子摔在桌子上，飞速点卷子发卷子。考试开始了。所有人低头做卷子。SecB和LXY开始玩波波攒。SW抬头看一眼。Told低头判作业不理会。

SecB开始和LXY打手势。Told依旧判作业。SW抬头注视几秒，指着SecB和LXY小声喊)SW: 李笑雨！

(周围人开始起哄一起小声喊)Everybody: 李笑雨！(Told继续判卷子。

其他人继续做卷子，SW做不下去卷子，盯着SecB和LXY，又看看Told，很愤怒的样子。)SW: Teacher, please!Told: What? SW: Look what they did!Told: What did you do?(看着SecB)(SecB摇头)Told: Nothing? Nothing.(Told出门习惯动作，可请教杨铁梓>)Told: OK, time’s up.Hand in.(最后一排开始收卷。收完卷后，SW生气地站起来，指SecB和LXY，然后没说话跨出门)Scene2(SW回到家里)SW: Shit!How could this happen?(把书包扔到地上)(SW趴到床上)旁白: This is CurtJiang, or SmallWhite, a Junior 3 student.Someone says he is obstinate, can’t take the changes around him.Sure he is.He’d just moved to another class for some reason.And the things happened there really made him disappointed.He is now lying in his bed, thinking over the case he saw in that English test.He is confused, and with this confusion, he fall asleep…

(灯光灭，片刻亮起，SecB和LXY慢步各从两侧走上台。SW睁开眼睛眨了眨，转头看到二人迅速从床上跳起)SW: Who!Who are you?!SecB: What, don’t you know us? SW(慢慢向后退): Why are you here?!LXY: Because we are here.SW(停顿一下，然后向前走，绕过床): You cheated, didn’t you? You should be punished, shouldn’t you? SecB: You’re only right in one thing.We cheated.LXY: But we will never be punished.SW: Yes, you will.You did something bad, and you shall be guilty.LXY: No, we’re not.We have already done this for several times, in all kinds of tests.SecB: You new guy from here have no right to criticize.(LXY和SecB慢慢靠拢向台左侧，Told从右侧上台)Told: You-human beings, always make mistakes, always feel guilty, but always leave things happen.You always do nothing to deal with facts, because you can only do nothing.SW: But why didn’t you stop them? You’re a teacher!

Told: Different people have different opinion.In my opinion, you are a poor boy, because you’re out of hope.Told, SecB, LXY(齐，逐次声音变强，向前走逼近，SW向后退): You are a poor boy, without hope – you are a poor boy without hope – you are a poor boy, without hope.SW: No!-(SW向后倒在床上，灯光灭，音乐起，SW回到床上躺好。前奏完歌词开始5句后灯光亮，歌曲到一半时音量渐低最后音乐灭。

SW摇摇头揉眼睛起床，站起来)SW: A dream? Just a dream…(下台)Scene3(投影内容

SW与Told争论的画面，音乐起)旁白: Small White starts to work.He has found all his hope back, filled his heart with it.In his mind, the braveness conquered his fear.He talked with Told, but he said…(大屏幕)旁白: So he turned to some others.(N上台，坐在办公桌前办公。SW入，一边走一边说)SW: Ms Ninkle, would you mind if I take you a moment? N: Sure.What’s up?

SW: Look, I really need to talk to you though you don’t teach me anymore.N: Don’t say that, I’m still your teacher and here to help you.SW: Alright, thanks.(声音快放，SW和N比划动作)旁白: Small White told all his experience to his pro-teacher Ms Ninkle.She’s really sympathetic to Small White and in agreement with him, that they should be punished.(回到正常)N: I feel so proud of you and your justices.But you have to know that you can’t lose yourself.You should face it, and keep your studies as well.SW: But we don’t see it, just let it be, what if they become more crazy, do more bad, break the justice…while that is unfair.N: Don’t worry about that.It is our teachers’ duty.I’ll deal with it.SW: Well, I hope you’re different from him.N: Who? SW: Well,(比划口型Told)(两人笑)N: You shall have the chance to fight with your enemies.SW: Thank you, for helping.N: No problem.(灯灭)Scene4(灯亮，法庭场景。被告左原告右，法官为N。被告为LXY，SecB，律师为Told，原告为SW)N: Now we start with the case about the cheating of Sally Liu and Sarry Li.Prosecutor first.SW: On Mar.14th 2008, Sally Band and Sarry Li cheated in an English class.Their behavior were seen by all except our teacher.Though it was not a formal exam, these behavior had broken the rule of the school seriously.I suggest judge to give them a punishment, not too severe but can bring the fair to all of the students.N: Confirmed.Now Student Liu and Li, do you have any disagreements? SecB: I don’t agree with him.Because he has no evidence to prove what he said.Our teacher is with us, he didn’t see anything.How could you say that you saw the scene? LXY: Besides, you are only one person.Nobody else can prove your saying, am I right? SW(停顿片刻，音乐): You’re probably right.Maybe nobody else saw it, and maybe nobody else will stand with me to help me.But I’ll still stand here, gaze your eyes, because I know what I’ve seen.And I know the fear and guilty in your heart.I can’t deny what I believe, which is the truth.By my conscience, I must do something.What is right what is wrong, you know exactly, and me as well.I’ll not give up my decision and hope, because it’s our duty to keep the justice.So, I am here, waiting for the judge, though there’s nobody around me, though I might lose.(SecB，LXY神态紧张)SecB: Don’t be stupid.You’re just a student, without evidence.LXY: Say your prayers, you will lose.Told(感慨地): You poor boys, our girls will…(庭下几名学生站起)A: We can prove what he said.本文转自http://www.xiexiebang.com B: We’re the evidence.D: We’re with you White.(N敲小锤子)N: Quiet.Sit down please.(朝SecB，LXY)Anything else to say? OK.There’s nothing else to discuss.Court has already had the result.According to the school rule, Sally Liu and Sarry Li have behaved against No.25 in Part5, while these were proved to be truth.Now the Court will give punishments below: Student Liu and Li are supposed to help clean the school for 1 month.If someone has disagreement, hand in more material in 1 week.(敲锤，众人鼓掌欢呼)So be it.(谢幕，大屏幕打出SW的照片向Small White致敬，The story is based on reality>)

第二篇：《东方主场》第八集正义必胜心得体会

《东方主场》第八集正义必胜心得体会

《东方主场》第八集正义必胜>心得体会

（一）为纪念中国人民抗日战争暨世界反法西斯战争胜利70周年，首部全景展现中国人民抗日战争作为世界反法西斯战争东方主战场历史地位及其贡献的大型纪录片《东方主战场》，今起将在中央电视台综合频道、科教频道等陆续播出。值得一提的是，该片将聚焦作为抗日战争最后一役的高邮战役。

由中央电视台、军事科学院政治部等联合摄制的大型纪录片《东方主战场》，是一部首次将中国抗日战争定位在世界格局中回顾那段历史的纪录片。全片共8集，分别是《东方危急》《共赴国难》《浴血坚持》《艰苦卓绝》《同盟抗敌》《民族血脉》《大地坚韧》《正义必胜》，以世界反法西斯战争及中国抗战各阶段与东方主战场主题有关的重大史实为依据，真实再现历史。

1945年8月15日，日本宣布无条件投降。1945年底，在苏皖边区政府南面还有一座县城没有解放，仍然被日伪军占据着，这就是高邮城。当年12月底，华中野战军司令员粟裕亲自部署指挥，发动了一次重大战役——高邮战役，用了一周时间成功收复高邮城。这场战役是中国抗日战争中对日寇的最后一战，高邮也是我军从日寇手中解放的最后一座县城。

今年5月，《东方主战场》摄制组特地来到高邮，专题拍摄了“抗战最后一役”相关内容，镜头聚焦了在侵华日军投降处旧址建成的，以照片、实物、油画、场景、微电影等形式展示高邮战役全过程的“抗日战争最后一役纪念馆”,并现场采访了当年参加受降仪式的亲历者——今年87岁的陈秀岚女士（时年16岁的陈秀岚是新四军一名文艺兵），她向我国和世界人民介绍了中国人民八年浴血抗战的历程。

《东方主场》第八集正义必胜心得体会

（二）回望《东方主战场》最后一集，尽管其影像系统之“形”略显得有些散，其“神”却相当的聚焦，整个影像文本明确地指向一个意涵，那就是——正义的力量，必将战胜邪恶；文明的力量，终将战胜野蛮。纵观整个系列片，与这集赞美正义的力量主题相关，还能解读到更深层次的一些内涵，那就是一种对于历史的态度的变化：表现为由原本过多沉浸于屈辱苦难的哀怨倾诉，转向于对英雄正义的赞叹歌颂。

这种变化的出现，与现实的语境有关，与一个国家民族的自信心有关。解读历史，有多种方法，也会得到多重的结果。与影视界长期以来常见的消费主义姿态不同，系列片《东方主战场》的价值取向明晰理性得多。

面对人类历史上规模最大的这场战争，这部系列片在追溯、还原、梳理的同时，也着眼于沉淀、反思、超越。而对于这场纷繁复杂的战争的描述，采用的格局理念，以及具体的方法技巧，都成为这部系列片的明显特征。比如把发生在中国土地上的抗日战争，与整个亚洲的抗战，以及欧洲反法西斯战争，放置于同一个战争的大格局上来观照。同时，采用大量新的研究成果和数据还原构建真实的历史图景，印证中国作为世界反法西斯整个战线中不可替代作用，如发生在中国土地抗日战争长达14年，重要战役20余次，大小战斗20多万次；中国军民伤亡3500万，歼灭日军150余万，占日军整体伤亡总人数的70%,直接经济损失1000亿美元，间接经济损失5000亿美元；等等。同时，直面在中国的这场战争中国民党领导的正面战场和共产党领导的敌后战场，并对各自的功能和作用分别进行了描述。

以史为鉴，是对于历史最好的一种纪念和尊重。面对如此灾难深重这场民族浩劫，我们理应把它衍化为一笔财富和一股精神力量。对于“天下兴亡、匹夫有责的爱国情怀，视死如归、宁死不屈的民族气节，不畏强暴、血战到底的英雄气概，百折不挠、坚忍不拔的必胜信念”抗战精神的提取和内化，是整个中华民族积极必要的一项工程，遗憾的是，长期以来缺少认真严肃的对待。甚至在影视作品中，对待这段历史的姿态和心态时有偏差，出现类似抗战神剧、消解厚重历史的现象，偏离了历史认知方向，同时也稀释了历史价值。

抗战，应该对中华民族精神气质的塑造，发挥正面意义。这应该是对于那场灾难性战争最具价值的记忆，也是对于在那场战争中牺牲的人的最好缅怀。从这个意义上来说，《东方主战场》提供给人们思考的一种新纬度。

第三篇：英文短剧狼来了

狼来了 英文短剧剧本 THE WOLF IS COMING

（男孩1人，农民4人，小羊10人）

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SCENE ONE:

旁白：long long ago, there is a boy who keep a flock of sheep on the

mountain.男孩上，赶着一群羊（音乐起：LONG LONG AGO。男孩和羊一起跳舞）然后走到

树下休息，音乐停。

Boy: 挥舞着他手中的鞭子。Hmn, it’s boring.(嗯，太无聊了。灵机一动)Um, I

have a good idea.(嗯,我有了一个好主意.我相信人们很快就会来了。)大声喊A

wolf is coming.A wolf is coming.Help!(狼来了。狼来了。救命啊！)

(山下有几名农民在干活。他们听到了男孩的声音。)

Farmer A&B&C&D: Let’s go and help him.Let’s kill the wolf.(是的，咱们去帮

他。快去打狼吧。)(越来越多的农民停下手中的活儿，拿着棍棒和农具上山了。)

Farmer A&B&C&D: Where’s the wolf? Can you see it?(狼呢？你看见了吗？)

Boy: Hahaha!Sorry.There’s no wolf here.I’m joking.Haha…(哈哈哈，对不起，这儿没有狼，我开玩笑呢。哈哈哈……)

Farmer A: No wolf? You cheat us.It is not good to do this.(没有狼？你骗我们。这

样做不好。)

Boy: Hahaha!What fools!Hahaha……(哈！真傻，哈哈……)

农民们很生气他们下山继续干活了。

Boy:（赶着羊群下台）Let’s go!Let’s go!

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SCENE TWO:

男孩上，赶着一群羊（音乐起：MARY HAS A LITTLE LAMB。男孩和羊一起

跳舞）音乐停

Boy: A wolf is coming.A wolf is coming.Help!Help!(狼来了。狼来了。救命啊！

救命啊！)

Farmer A(对 Farmer B&C&D说): Maybe the wolf is really coming.(或许这一次

狼真的来了。)

Boy: Help!Help…(救命啊救命啊狼来了…….)

Farmer A: Let’s go and kill the wolf.(咱们上山打狼去。)

Farmer B&C&D:OK.(他们向山顶爬,有人都累得爬不到山顶了。可是当他们爬到山顶时，却发现根本没有狼。)

Farmer A&B&C&D: Where’s the wolf?（狼在哪儿？）

Boy: Hahaha!Don’t angry with me, uncles.Why not sit down and have a chat?(哈哈哈，大叔大伯，你们别生气。坐下来跟我聊会天，好吗？)

Farmer A: What a bad boy!Don’t believe him.(这孩子真不象话，别再理了。)Farmer B&C&D: Let’s go!咱们走!(男孩笑弯了腰。农民们气愤地离开了。)Boy:（赶着羊群下台）Let’s go!Let’s go!

SCENE THREE:

一个晴朗的早上,小孩在山顶上放羊。（音乐起：wish you a merry Christmas.）突然,他听到一阵怪叫声。狼真的来了。

Boy:(他怕极了。)Wolf!Wolf!The wolf is really coming.Help!Help!(狼!狼!狼真的来了。快救命啊!)

Wolf: So many fat sheep.I can have a good lunch.(这么多肥羊。我我能吃顿丰盛的午餐了。)

Boy: The wolf is coming.Help!The wolf is coming.Help!(狼来了。救命!)旁白：（But no one came this.The wolf killed a sheep, and went after the boy.The boy fell down the hill.He was saved.After that, he never lied.可是这一次没有人来。狼咬死一只羊，又去追那孩子。小孩摔下山坡。他被救了。)

Boy: I’m sorry, I’ll never lie again.男孩哭着说(对不起，我以后再也不敢撒谎了。)

主持稿：

1)A&B:Good morning, everyone.Welcome to English day!

A:It’s a fine day.Nice to meet you.B:First, let’s do ‘copy me’together.Music, please.2)B:Next,please enjoy the show ‘the wolf is coming’.3)A:Time flies.So much for today, see you next time.B: Byebye!

第四篇：英文短剧--孔雀东南飞

1.【转】搞笑英文短剧<孔雀东南飞> 孔雀东南飞

焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lanzhi(L for short)焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lanzhi's mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor's son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(A B and C)

(the lines are tentative and some parts are subject to change)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台, 内砸出一卷纸筒, J被打中,狼狈不堪)J: Everyone says that I'm weak, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song.(指着上台处的门大声道)I'm not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, who am I afraid of? My wife Lanzhi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.I do not care.about all of this ,I only want her to be more tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God!Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lanzhi!Lanzhi!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I'm here!What's up mum? JM: I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful ,graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.(加动作)L: OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy…… L: But……

JM: Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me!Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want a grandson, don' t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I'm leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L: Mum, I'm back!LM: You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L: But, mum…… LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I'm not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I'll marry whom ever you want me to.LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now, I met the mayor's son in the market.He said :“If you daughter haven't been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, I'll go and tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What? The mayor's son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lanzhi!Lanzhi!Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下)Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lanzhi has gone!I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I'm so hungry!But there's no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lanzhi always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM(上):Where's my breakfast?Where'sLanzhi?Hasn't she got up yet? J:Mum,can't you remember?Lanzhi has gone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well, Johnny,you know ,a son without a wife is useless.Lanzhi is a nice girl,go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!JM(拍拍J的肩膀):My good son!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is 1 mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor's son is going to marry MissLiuLanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding!A&B:Good idea!

J(惊讶):What?What?Lanzhi is going to get married?It's impossible!AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lanzhi is my wife!We haven't got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I've got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don't you?I'll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride.B:Have you got any experience?

J:No.But I've got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台,同时播放婚礼喜庆音乐)(J和三强盗跃至台中,音乐停)ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!A:The road is built by me!B:And I planted one tree.C:If you want to go by this street---J:Give us all your money!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去,播放京剧武场音乐）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS, 音乐停),(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)JM(走到L,身旁):Lanzhi!Lanzhi!J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey, how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot!J: Don't cry baby.I'll go and fetch the medicine.(下)L(起身去追):Wait for me!(跑下)JM(起身去追): Wait for me!(慢慢跑下)MS(苏醒过来,慢慢爬起): Wait for me!(谢幕)

第五篇：英文短剧配音台词

Fantastic.I'm trapped here.Now I know how your daughter feels.Timeout? I'm a grown man!Ah…

-That is cool.-Awesomeness.***223

17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.36 up!A…Hahahaha Woo haaaa O hahaha O….24 up!

Where'd you go, grandpa?

Ahaha…Eat my dust, gray fangs!

That's how we do it!Half-pipe, baby!Eh...Hold that.Do you have a location on Quasimodo?

1.Yes, sir.They're heading through the lobby, kitchen.2.Yes, quite.We are on it.3.Quasimodo Wilson, you are coming with us.4.Oh…Why did that hurt me?

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