大话西游剧本[共五篇]

第一篇：大话西游剧本

大话西游

#【第一幕】# 师：悟空呐，你也老大不小了，为师带你去小树林相亲吧

宝：不，师父，我要学习

（啪）

师：悟空呐，你看你这一头乱发，为师带你去做一个风靡亚洲的洗剪吹造型吧

宝：不，师父，我要学习

（啪）

师：悟空呐，马上就要期末考试了，为师带你去图书馆自习吧

宝：不，师父，我要泡妞

（啪）

师：（啪）悟空呐，你这么做是不道德的，你这样怎么对得起学长学姐学弟学妹，你万一泡了学弟让学长怎么办，你让常大这个基情四射的理工科大学情何以堪嘛。你这么吊，你家里人都知道吗

（至尊宝胖揍师父，紫霞上场）

#【第二幕】# 侠女紫霞带剑走。宝调戏

宝：菇凉，这套时尚男装是你掉的吗？

霞：（拔剑指）

宝： 霞霞，你不记得我了吗！我是如来佛祖玉皇大帝观音菩萨指定取西经特派使者花果山水帘洞美猴王齐天大圣孙悟空呀！（紫霞捂鼻状。）

霞：（惊吓，扔剑）闻你的口气，我好像记起来了。你还是那么一如既往的喜欢吃大蒜瓣和韭菜花吗！（虚弱，快倒）

音乐===（宝）对你爱爱爱不完

霞：停！我可以容忍你游手好闲，欺师灭祖，我甚至可以容忍你抛弃我，我就是容忍不了你吃大蒜瓣和韭菜花！（说完捂鼻转头）你都不爱我了

宝：其实在跟你分开的日子里，我每天都在想你，每想你一次就掉一滴眼泪，于是大海就形成了。

霞：（娇羞）我也是。我每想你一次就叹一口气，于是臭氧层就形成了。

宝：那你还愿不愿意和我这只臭猴纸在一起

霞：这件事是我能决定的么！

音乐===（霞）当初是你要分开分开就分开，现在又要用真爱把我换回来

（宝）爱情不是你想买想买就能卖，让你明白，让我明白，放手你的爱。

（霞倒地）

宝：霞霞！霞霞你怎么了！

天呐，我的女朋友竟然是被我熏死的（白晶晶上场，撒花）曾经有一份真挚的爱情摆在我面前我没有珍惜，直到失去了才后悔莫及，如果给我再来一次的机会，我希望对那个女孩说三个字：“不！吃！蒜！”如果非要给这份蒜上加上一个期限，我希望是“一！分！钟！”

音乐===何必要在一起~（师父上场）

#【第三幕】# 师：悟空，你跪在这干嘛呢。哎呀！这个小姑凉怎么躺在地上呀，地上多凉呀，冻坏了身子怎么办呀，压坏了花花草草怎么办呀，人是人他妈的，妖是妖他妈的，草也是草他妈生的呀„„

宝：（粗暴打断）（抱头

师：悟空，你是不是头痛啊。唉，那个金刚圈尺寸太差，前重后轻左宽右窄，你戴上之后很不舒服，整晚失眠，会连累我嘛！你虽然是个猴子，可是观音姐姐也不能这样对你，官府知道了会说我虐待动物的！说起那个金刚圈，去年我在陈家村认识了一位铁匠，他手工精美，价钱又公道，童叟无欺，干脆我介绍你再定做一个吧！

宝：（深吸一口气，镇定）师父，不如我给你介绍一个女朋友吧。

师：啊？

宝：（指紫霞）不要两三千，不要三四千，只要九块八！九块八你买不了吃亏，九块八你也买不了上当，真正的物有所值，真正的物超所值，走过路过，你千万别错过，机会难得，全场清仓处理„„（打断）师：（打断）好，成交。

#【第四幕】# 音乐===啊啊啊~啊啊啊~西湖美景三月天~

宝：菇凉，这套时尚男装是你掉的吗？

白：臭猴子，原来你还在这儿！你为什么要这样对我？

宝：晶晶，再看到你太好了

白：什么？

宝：你瘦了，你怎么又瘦了

音乐===（宝）这样的我~不敢怨尤~现在为了什么~不再看我~我是不是你最疼爱的人 你为什么不说话 握住是你冰冷的手动也不动让我好难过

白：你蛇精病啊！告诉你一件更难过的事。你师父今天早上发微博宣布了和紫霞仙子的婚期，难道你没有关注他么？

宝：什么？！难道紫霞也是哥伦比亚大学的吗？等一下！......她不是被我熏死了吗？

白：花30个金币就能满血复活，你连这都不知道么！（鄙夷）

宝：Oh my gosh...难道我师父就是传说中六指独霸天下 通吃四键五键六键 四倍速困难还能全部perfect拿到3个S的节！奏！大！师！

音乐===rhythm master

宝：我猜中了前头，可是猜不着这结局。啊！！！（崩溃状）

第二篇：大话西游剧本

大话西游

Big words of western tour（大话西游）

Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters: Niumo King、Zhizun Monkey、Purple Xia、Little Monster

Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Niumo King is going to have a concubine.N：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….L：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

N：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She’s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!

N：Let me introduce my brother to you!My bro!

Come here!This is my brother.N：Purple , listen to me.I think I have fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.L：I object!

N：What?

L：Purple xia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!

Z：What’s this? Really?

L：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.L：Magic Sword?

N：Let me do this!

P：It’s not true!It’s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

L：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.N：Aaa……

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: Zhizun Monkey、Purple xia

Z：Why are you hiding here?

Z：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall in love with me whole-heartedly.Because I have decided to tell lies, I have told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

P：I’ll kill you if you come closer!

Z：You should kill me!Kill me!I’d found my true love, but I did not treasure her.I left regretful after that.It’s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to add a time limit to this love , I’ll say 10 thousand years!

P：What can you tell your wife?

Z：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora’s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back.I ……

P：I help you!

Z：No, it’s dangerous!

P：You don’t want to?

Z：I do!But ……

P：I trust you!I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.Chapter3

Site：At midnight purple xia comes to the garden with the box quietly.P:Zhizun monkey,where are you? I bring the box to you.Z: oh I am here.thank you my purple ,i am so grateful that you are willing to take the risk for me.P:I do this because i love you.can i go with you ? Niumo king will not forgive me and i won't stay here any more.Z:I will take you away after I settling all the matter down.wait me!

P : I believe you and I will wait you all the time.please don't leave me alone.Aside:Zhizun monkey leaves and no longer come back.Purple xia realize that she is cheated by him and she is published by niumo king to death at last.Chapter 4

Site :Five hundreds years later, Zhizun monkey come to a city.there is a group of people surround

a building.On the top of the building there are two people.A girl and a boy.They are turn to be the reincarnated Zhizun Monkey and Purple xia.Zhizun monkey is so shocked because the girl is much alike Purple xia.The girl wake the memory of what he has done to Purple.He is so sorry

and shame for it.RZ:I think I shouldn't come.RP:It's too late.RZ:Leave some memories, Ok ? RP:I don't need memory,I want you RZ:You can just get my body,Instead of my spirit.I've got a lover already.We won,'t have good

result.Let go of me.RP:I'll let you go.But you have to kiss me Before you've left.RZ:I'm just a powerless warrior.If kiss you.My image will be ruined.RP:You're lying.You daren't kiss me.Because you still love me.I'm telling you.If you reject me, You will regret for you whole life.RZ:I won't kiss you even if I regret.Its fate Hearing for this, Zhizun monkey decide to help the girl.so he bring a blow and make all the people can't see anything at a moment.Then he possess the boy immediately

RZ:I will stay here for my whole life。I love you。

第三篇：大话西游剧本

Big words of western tour（大话西游）

Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王（以下简称“牛”）、至尊宝（以下简称“至”）紫霞（以下简称“紫”）、小妖（以下简称“妖”）

Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha „„.妖：Concubine?

Dose your wife agree to it?

牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She’s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!

My bro!

Come here!

This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)

、牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!

牛：What?

妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!

至：What’s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)

妖：Magic Sword?

牛：Let me do this!

(紫跑出，拾剑)

紫：It’s not true!

It’s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

(紫跑下)

妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa„„

(牛惊慌地跑下)

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden„„

第二章

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞

（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：Why are you hiding here?

(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)

至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!

I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It’s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!

If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）

紫：What can you tell your wife?

至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora’s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back.I „„

紫：I help you!

至：No, it’s dangerous!

紫：You don’t want to?

至：I do!But „„

紫：I trust you!I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）

Aside: The night „„

第三章

Chapter 3

Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝（以下简称“至”）、猪八戒（以下简称“猪”）、、唐僧（以下简称“唐”）

猪：Master, master

(两人同时悄声说)

猪：We come to save you.唐：I won’t go.猪：Stay here? Why?

唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we’re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That’s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(猪下)

唐：You come in and have a sit!

至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple.I don’t want to be your disciple.Master I know you’re a good guy.Please let me go!

唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong „„”?

至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong „„” is „„

(唐唱Only you)

至：Stop.Stop.I can’t take this anymore, please stop „„

唐：Ohoh „„

至：Damn you, you „ I’ve said I can’t take this anymore.Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya „

(至跑走)

Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King,and he reaches the Spiders’Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.

第四篇：大话西游剧本

大话西游之月饼宝盒

报幕：从唐僧师徒四人取得真经到现在已经过去一百年，唐朝无论经济，文化都取得了长足的发展，仙界也受到影响，在众仙连续罢工一年以后，玉皇大帝被迫同意仙界自由恋爱，从此以后仙界恋爱之风盛行，当然由此也产生诸多弊端，于是玉皇大帝亲自下令唐僧师徒四人重取新经，由此引发了一些故事。请你欣赏情景喜剧《大话西游之月饼宝盒》

紫霞举剑准备自杀，孙悟空上。

孙：紫霞你这是揍啥，千万别冲动。

紫：（放下剑）我说八戒啊，你大师兄捏，我这都举半天咧，他咋还不来也！

孙：(无语)你啥眼神啊，我揍是，我揍是悟空啊！

紫：（举起剑放孙脖子上）你别过来，你这个负心汉，过来我揍自杀！孙：（慢慢往前走）要死杂俩死在一起呗

紫：死，死之前我也得先杀喽你（剑放在悟空肩膀了）孙一单膝下跪后接一大段话，期间偷偷用眼药水往眼睛上滴 紫剑落地

孙：亲爱叠，我们要永远生活在一起

紫：那亲爱叠，你愿意晚上陪我看午夜凶灵吗

孙：我可不看，你知道我害怕看恐怖片咧，我最怕鬼咧 紫：那你愿意陪我看新《环珠格格》呗

孙：快拉倒呗，那不也是恐怖片吗，比午夜凶铃还恐怖捏 紫：（拿出剃须刀）那你愿意每天早上起来给我刮胡子吗

孙：（后退一下，惊讶）你还有胡子，（坚定决心）我愿意，（用手打开形状给紫刮胡子，一会停下）哎，（无奈）但是我必须完成现在的工作我们才能在一起，玉皇大帝内小子让我们重取西经，不管吃，不管住，不管接，不管送，还让我们把住过宾馆的一次性牙膏，牙刷毛巾都给他带回来。哎，要是有月饼宝盒，我很快揍会回来咧，可惜月饼宝盒已经被牛魔王从天堂拍卖那给买走咧

紫：亲爱的，我有办法，牛一直想要娶我做小妾，只要我假意从了他，他一定会给我叠

孙：不中，内样忒危险咧

紫：为喽爱情，我一定会把钻石戒指给拿回来 孙：（无奈）是月饼宝盒

紫：我一定把钻石戒指和月饼宝盒一起带回来 孙:(擦汗)那交给你咧 紫，蹦蹦跳跳下去

孙看着紫下去，表情由哀变喜，起身拍身上土，拿出手机：师傅，是我，啥八戒也，八戒还没从高老庄回来捏，我是悟空啊，跟你说昂，你给我说的办法忒好使咧，已经搞定咧，不过，为了这工作我都牺牲色相咧，下个月必须给我涨工资，今儿中午揍草原红吧，医生告诉我，让我少吃素（说着退场）

第二幕

唐僧上：贫僧姓唐名僧，网名三藏，从东土大堂而来，去往西天拜佛求经，一路上风餐露宿，普度众生，救死扶生，顺便维护世界和平

看见报幕员，唐：女施主，我看你年轻漂亮，不不不，是骨骼奇特，我看你定与我佛有缘，能不能告诉我你的星座，血型，身高，体重，QQ和电话号，还有你的择偶条件，来来来，我先给你看看手相，伸手抓报幕员的手，这时，两小妖上

妖：唐僧，我们终于抓到你了，快，放开那个老头 小妖把报幕员要拉走，报：我只是报幕的 妖：唐僧还管报幕了，还反了你了，带走 唐僧从后拍小妖肩膀：施主，我才是唐僧 妖：躲开，躲开，哪有这么难看的唐僧 唐：我有身份证

妖：（看看身份证），姓唐名僧，河北唐山人，还是河北联合大学毕业的，别说，把脸挡上还真有点像，好，把他带走

唐：女施主，我们常联系，我的电话是，132****

妖：闭嘴闭嘴 下一幕

妖：老大，我们把唐僧抓回来了

假牛魔上，晃着肌肉：哪呢哪呢，哈哈，辛苦你们了，真牛魔王上，把假的推到一边去：跑龙套的走那么靠前干什么，跟这抢镜头来咧（到唐前）这就是唐僧吗，怎么脸上还有马赛克

妖：大王，看唐僧得用东西把脸挡住

牛：（用手挡上）还真是唐僧，亲爱的，快来啊，我把唐僧抓住了 紫上，牛：亲爱的，吃了唐僧的肉我们就可以长生不老了 紫：我不吃唐僧的肉，我就要月光宝盒，牛(把紫的到一边)：亲爱的，你不知道，吃了唐僧的肉不但可以长生不老，还可以提神醒脑，止咳化谈，最重要的还以美容养颜，而且吃多了还不会胖

紫：（偷偷看了眼唐僧）那我来一小碗吧

唐：我天天和一只猴还有一头猪在一块，吃了我你们不怕得猪瘟，猴流感吗，我告诉你们，早上出门的时候我还喝了三鹿的奶粉呢

妖：(打唐僧)闭嘴闭嘴 牛：一会拉下去炖了

另一个妖上来：大王，不好了，观音带着天兵天将来了

牛：啊，观音肯定是为唐僧而来，既然带天兵天将来了，今天肯定会大干一场，出来吧，我的千军万马球

两小妖上，站在牛身后，牛回头：怎么就你们两个 妖：老大，你不是叫我们呢吗，我叫千军，他叫万马 牛：完了，今天输定了

妖：老大，没事，观音也只带了两个人，一个叫天兵，一个叫天将 观音上：牛哥哥，好久不见了

（悟空扮其中一个天兵），紫上去拉住天兵的手：亲爱的，你怎么在这 天兵：导演说缺人，我来替演一下天兵，现在我们不认识啊，紫：哦哦哦，（快速退回）

牛：观音大师，今天你带着天兵天将来，究竟是什么意思

观音上来：我听铁扇妹妹说，你打算娶个小妾，我今天就是来看看这个小妾长什么样子（走向唐）你怎么找了个这么难看的小妾，她比铁扇妹妹好吗，她比我好吗

众人汗

唐：观音姐姐，又没戴眼镜吧，我是唐僧啊，那边的才是小妾 观音：（往前凑了凑）原来是小三啊，你怎么在这

唐：姐姐，他们要吃我，你快救救我吗，要是我死了，下回你们三缺一就找不到人了

观音：今天有正事，你的事以后再说（转向牛）既然今天铁扇妹妹叫我来了，你就不能娶这个小妾

牛：好，既然话不投机，我们就动手吧（亮相）

观音：哎，我们两个仙家动手，启不让人家笑话，不如这样，我们各找一个小弟，让他们来比试，定输赢，怎么样

牛：观音大师说的果然有理

两人各挑选择一个小弟 牛：赢了给你一碗唐僧的肉汤虽喝，观音：赢了回去给你涨工资

所有有给两个人放松肌肉

两人开始比赛（三种形式选一，慢镜头比武，抢答，辩论）观音方胜利

观音：牛哥，愿赌服输，你不会反悔吧

牛：哎，输了就输了，放心的，我不会反悔的（踢小妖）笨蛋，回去给我洗袜子去，（小妖一脸恐惧，拿刀自尽了）

牛：观音大师，今天来了，就在这吃晚饭吧，观音：好啊，吃什么

牛向唐瞟了一眼，众人转头看唐

唐：你们不要吃我，我吃了硫磺熏的土豆，瘦肉精的猪肉，黑心豆芽，还有有毒的韭菜

妖：闭嘴闭嘴

牛：拖下去，先洗胃，洗完了整个炖，端上来的时候记得把脸给挡上！！

第五篇：英文版——大话西游剧本。

人物：T唐僧S孙悟空Z猪八戒S沙僧B白骨精N哪吒 第一幕

（背景：三打白骨精后孙悟空爱上白骨精，但始终未将恋情公开，总是私下约会）

（两人同时从舞台两边往中间走并说台词，背景音乐：上海滩）B：Monkey brother！（说三遍）S：Jing jing sister！（说三遍）S：What were you doing in Sanya？ B：To see the snow！

S：WOW!It must be very beautiful！！Do you make snow man for me？ B：Yes of course。Because I love you。Do you love me？ S：Of course，too。I love you forever。B：Why not you tell your master the truth？

S：Because I have no money no house no car and Bible。Do you want to waiting for me？ B: e……

(孙手机响了，接电话时立刻抛到一边，音乐：金箍棒，电话里传来师傅的声音)T：What are you doing？（东北口气）I am hungry!Come back soon.S:haiyi（立刻绷直身子）B：What are you doing？ S：Sweetheart I must go now!

B:If you want to go and never come back.Heng！(二人相视僵持一秒)（慢慢转身，但未舍得离开，白骨精见其转身伤心离去）（背景音乐：天空之城）

第二幕

（沙僧八戒唐僧把行李放在旁边席地而坐，悟空回来了）T：A mi tuo fo!Ba jie do you know where we are now? S:Ba jie map!(猪八戒逃出来递给孙悟空，孙悟空递给唐僧)Look!master.T：Ba jie how many times I have told you?Not bring these pictures of girls with you!(看了一眼照片)WOW！Such a beautiful girl!(横了一眼八戒)But！I told you many times!Color is nothing,nothing is color!Map!Z：(八戒递过去)We have arrived in White Tiger mountain.I am hungry I want eat something.S:(揪猪的耳朵)Yellow pig!T:(唐僧沙僧相识一眼，一起说)Actually,We are hungry too.Z：Look,master is hungry too.T:Don’t forget you eat all（语气拉长）my KFC.S:OK, I will go right now。（无奈的叹气）(悟空做一个动作)Come on my 360 little monkeys。

（随后胸口贴着绿色360标志的圆形贴纸的四个人上场围着三个人，随后悟空走了。)（此时三人开始玩斗地主，背景音乐：斗地主。假装玩一会，几个人随便说几句，例：PASS。）

旁白：After fight with monkey.Jingjing is veru angry.So she decides to tell Tangseng the truth by herself（白骨精上场妩媚点，扭扭屁股。）B：（悄悄靠近他们,叉缝看）Can I join you？ T:I am sorry lady.Three people are enough.BG:(在一旁观看猪八戒的牌说)Oh。Chance!Bump！Z：Bump?(打出一张牌)。T：Double king!Z：Oh my god!I win!Meimei！You are my lucky star。Can you join us？（谄媚状）

（这时360要伸手拦截，猪八戒拍开其中一个手，白骨精进来了。）Z：Open open!Let this beautiful meimei come in！(360低头故障退场。）Z：Meimei，how old are you？ B：You guess（娇羞状）

旁白：Tang seng find something wrong,So he call Nezha,（唐僧发现端倪，唐僧做徘徊状掏出手机退出，此时猪八戒白骨精沙僧打牌，唐僧给哪吒打电话）N:Hey what’s up man(长音)（嘻哈状）

T：A Zha ya（贱贱的语气）Long time no see。I have some trouble.I need you help me now.Please come here within 1 min.N: Me wenti a（粤语感觉）

（唐僧回去继续观战，等待哪吒）

N（背景音乐：哪吒，哪吒上场绕他们一周唐僧跑到哪吒旁边小声跟他说，哪吒点头会意）Oh，yellow pig！Let me see see who is this girl（哪吒掏出身后的魔镜，对着白骨精说）Mirror mirror tell me who is this girl。

魔镜（旁白）：This beautiful girl is a monster, Z·S:What?(沙僧下得坐到地上了，戒立刻闪到哪吒那里，八戒腿搭到哪吒身上，唐僧坐那里念经)N：（鄙视的看着八戒）Could you please go away?(八戒立刻退到一边)B：（站起来理直气壮的说）no no no（会说话的猫的语气）I am doing nothing。You could not beat me。

N：（边说边做排山倒海）Shut up I know who you are。Push mountain push sea。

（白骨精倒地，这时悟空回来见此状勃然大怒，手里的东西掉下去了）S：What are you doing nezha!This is my sweetheart.(背景音乐：当)S：(五孔把哪吒打跑，悟空扶起白骨精并说)Jing Jing。Are you ok？ B:(直接扑到猴哥怀里，哪吒退场)I am hurt。

S：I know。I will take you now by plane to huaguo mountain。T：（背景音乐：九品芝麻官喇叭音乐）Wukong，(唐僧停顿一会)only you，can help me get the Bible，only you~~~~。S：oh shit。I hate this song!(带着白骨精退场)

第三幕:抵达西天

（背景音乐：路在何方。如来背对三人，两边站着人，）人1：Big boss said that … 人2：He had be alone for long time.人1：He also said that….人2：If you guys want to get the bible, 人1：You have to touch him。（三人一人唱一首歌）

Z：brother you in the boat，I walk on the bank。We are fall in love and let‘s go S：say go let’s go you go I go together go ah T:twinkle twinkle little star，I believe I can touch you heart。（二人凑到如来跟前商议许久）人1；You are failed！人2：Our boss said。。（悟空和白骨精边唱边上台）BG/S：唱

R：（拍桌转过来，十分激动,背景音乐：中国好声音）I want this voice！It’s true love,you can get the bible.I want you(如来把圣经给了悟空后走了，舞台上此时只有师徒四人及白骨精)

T：Ai。。（叹气）（背景音乐：我心永恒）There is a truth love before me，I don’t cherish.If the god give me a chance I will tell her：I love you。Wukong，you are brave。For love，you can give up everthing。You are right。

（背景音乐：女儿美高潮。女儿国国王上场）T：My queen N：My love。（自由发挥感情）

工作人员上台，此时的队形从左到右依次是白骨精，孙，唐，国王，沙，猪，剩下的依次站开

（音乐起，跳剪刀手舞，先左手后右手

THE END！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

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话剧：大爱西游

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