第一篇:英语三人小话剧罗密欧与朱丽叶
Romeo and Julia
Scene I Julia: I have liked Romeo for a long time.Today, I determine to show my feelings to Romeo.Julia: Hi, Romeo.Romeo: Hi.Julia: Your clothes fit you well.Romeo: Oh!Thanks.You look charming, too.Julia: Oh!Really? In fact, I ……have something to tell you.Romeo: What is it? Julia: Un ~It’s a little difficult to say.Just…just…(shy!)Romeo: Just what? Julia: Just…I like you!(determined)Romeo: Look at you!So fat, so black, and…I want a thin girl(Julia is so depressed.when she walked , a man stopped her)
Julia: who are you ? what will you do ? Magic mirror: Don’t be afraid!I am a magic mirror, I will help you.Julia: Stop being so silly.There is no time for joking.I am so sad.Magic mirror: I know ,so I will help you.you love Romeo and your Romeo like thin girl, but you are so fat.I have a way to help you to become thinner.Julia: really ? Magic mirror: Don't suspect!I’ll show you that I’m a magic mirror.Now ,do you believe me ? Julia: Yes, of course.Please, I want to become a thin girl.Magic mirror: Don't be hasty.En, I was broke in several years ago and lost most of my magic.But don’t worry, I can tell you some means to be thin.Julia: oh, thank you very much.Magic mirror: Don't rush to say thank you , it hard to be done.Julia: Believe me ,I can do it.(magic mirror tell something to Julia)
Scene 2 Julia: I’ve become a thin girl.Now I can go to see Romeo.And he’s gonna accept me.Romeo, Romeo…..(Yell…Julia meets Romeo.)Julia: Hi, my dear Romeo.I’ve become a thin girl.Would you like to be my boyfriend? Romeo: Oh, Julia you look so different now.But I like girls with fair complexion.Julia: Oh, um……Ok, wait for me(Julia go to found magic mirror ask for help, and the magic mirror tell Julia the methods again.After a while ,Romeo passed though here and magic mirror stopped him)Magic mirror : hi , Romeo ,nice to meet you.Romeo : oh, nice to meet you too.by the way , do I know you? Magic mirror: No , you don’t know me , but I know you.Today there is a girl express her love to you and This is the second time ,am I right ? Romeo: Yeah.What do you want to do? Magic mirror: I just want to tell you I am a magic mirror.Do you believe me? Romeo: You are a magic mirror.Magic mirror: Yes Romeo : I believe it and I want to tell you I’m a wizard.hah…(Magic mirror show his magic again and Romeo was surprised)
Is it illusion? Magic mirror: Of course not.I just want to tell you that girl is a unlucky person.if you accept her love ,one of you must die.do you listen to clear? If you don't want to die or let the girl died ,you must refuse her love.Scene 3 Julia: Romeo, my love.I’ve become a thin girl with a fair complexion.Now I can go to see Romeo.And he’s gonna accept me.Romeo, Romeo…..(then Julia went to look for Romeo)Julia: I think I ‘m a perfect woman now.Romeo will be very proud to be with me.Romeo, Romeo......Romeo, look at me!Don’t you think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world? You would like to be my sweet heart, wouldn’t you?
Romeo: Oh, Julia.You look terrific.But……You are not my type Julia:
why? I’ve done so many things for you.Romeo: Because,because…… I already have boyfriend.Julia: boyfriend.?…(She completely lost hope.unconsciously , she came to the place where the magic mirror stay.)Magic mirror : Julia …
Julia : oh , Magic mirror ,what can I do ?Romeo …Romeo is a faggotry.but I still love him, could you help me ? Magic mirror: You are cursed , I have do all things that I can do to help you, but it’s no use.You can never be together.If you want to break the curse ,you must kill Romeo or kill yourself ,then you can love each other next life.(Magic mirror give she a knife and Julia kill herself.then Romeo came)
Romeo: dear Julia!It’s my fault.I love you.(he put the knife into his heart)
Magic mirror:
I forgot to tell you I am a bad guy.finish
第二篇:罗密欧与朱丽叶话剧搞笑剧本
罗密欧与朱丽叶
第一场:我要穿越 罗:(穷困潦倒ing)哎,这日子是没法过了,这对象也是没法找了…… 路A:嘿,欧阿,你是咋滴啦
罗:被人鄙视了呗,我他妈就一“三没”产品!(气愤)路A:恩? 罗:没房 没车
路A:and then?不是还有个没么? 罗:他奶奶地咻,倒霉的霉!
路A:哎,欧阿,21世纪神马都是浮云,别太在意sa!罗:哎,恨爹不成刚啊!路A:要不我帮你出出主意? 罗:就你?狗嘴里吐不出象牙……
路A:切!你就吐得出来?吐个瞧瞧?(罗:你!)……好心当成驴肝肺…… 罗:别价,说来听听? 路A:穿越!罗:恩?
路A:你看哈,那个什么《宫》阿、什么《惊心》阿、什么《神话》阿,都是这个套路 ……要是穿成个穷人,就凭你这点现代头脑还怕不能创造财富么?再说了,要是一个不小心穿成个什么皇子王爷的,不是吃么么香了么!
罗:恩,有点意思,go on~,这个…怎么个执行法儿?
路A:欧啊,穿越这事儿就像考研,是门技术活儿,也是撞大运。要穿就得有耐力、毅力、动力、魅力,外加少许滴不可抗力。
罗:太抽了,太抽了,具体点儿,具体点儿? 路A:附耳过来~!(小聚)
第二场:一切为了穿越
旁白:从那以后,歌房、体育馆、图书馆、酒店厨房、京剧班子…… 罗:开玩笑,这些都是一个穿越人的必备能力好不好!深夜,寝室,台灯下:
罗(伏在写字台上,电脑打开“穿越计划笔记本!.doc”):那狗牙告诉过我,要穿越就得死!显示:看到第一行:“车祸……”,旁白:可是,一月前:某人从“外环”走到“内环”,终于——两眼一闭,把心一横…… 交警(一把拉住,苦口婆心地规劝):小同志,年纪轻轻的有什么想不开的呢?这世上哪有人解决不了的事儿呢?这年头谁都活得不容易,对不对?所以你要死也别死我这片儿,善后是很麻烦的啊……
ging~某人僵直……冰冻图
旁白:于是,某人蹲点三天,终于打上一辆无照驾驶的黑车 罗:师傅,我们来个狂飙……
旁白:后来从上大开到彭浦就用了三个小时 师傅:靠!又他妈的堵车!ging~某人僵直……冰冻图 显示:车祸穿--叉掉!
看到第二行:“高空坠落穿,例如:跳悬崖、摔跟头、从阳台掉下去…………” 旁白:一天我们的欧站在楼梯上鼓了好几次气,还是不敢滚下去…… 罗:八十九级呀,这台阶有八十九级啊!(后面上来的人一撞,砰!)啊~~(落入某丑女怀抱)罗(沮丧):哎,谢谢哈 女(扭结ing,面红耳赤):欧同学……其实我……其实我……喜欢你很久了……" ging~某人僵直……冰冻图
旁白:于是乎,小欧逛遍了上海没找到称心的悬崖,后来听人说跳崖很可能死不透彻,便打消了该念头。当然,小欧觉得跳楼可能会砸到无辜群众或者公共设施,同时,死相也会吓倒纯洁的小朋友,故而,该念头亦被打消。显示:坠落穿--叉掉!
其他类似触电穿(触电)、落水穿(泮池,捏鼻跳)、睡眠穿(睡帽)……,屡试不成!显示:触电穿--叉掉、落水穿--叉掉、睡眠穿--叉掉、叉掉、叉掉、叉掉、叉掉、叉掉 旁白:一年后
校花:欧同学,其实……我……一直都在关注你,en……你琴棋书画样样都行(显示:还记得歌房、体育馆、图书馆、酒店厨房、京剧班子……么?),又有个性(N种自杀方式),你…你……你……能不能接受我?(期间不断“啊”?)ging~某人僵直……冰冻图
旁白:校花告白应该是校园恋爱最完美的回报了吧……可我们的小欧正在想得却是…… 罗:我到底为什么要穿越?为了看MM把马子?(苦笑……)是啊,到底为什么穿越呢?(寝室)
罗(删除doc,释然):我有现在多亏了你呢!谢谢,再见了……洗个澡,从头开始(唱山歌,妹妹你坐船头呀/换大米 换大米……)恩(三声),啊(下水道图)~~~ 旁白:没错,他……梦想成真了……
第三场:所谓耗子
罗(坐在地上,泼皮状):为什么呀,为什么呀,(爬起来)我要穿,我要穿回去!等等,容我想想,毛巾?(bin~)淋浴器?(bin~)肥皂?(bin~)下水道?(bin~)罗:有了!毛巾(撕下衣服,布条,配乐),淋浴器?有了,水桶!肥皂?是猪油么?老板,给块猪皮!恩,问问:喂,你知道下水道这东东么? 室友(穷人):下水道?东东?那是个什么玩意,不是耗子洞吧!罗:bingo!精辟!
旁白:于是乎,我们的罗同志,除了上工干活儿,一得空儿就带着“毛巾”、套着“水桶”、拎着“猪皮”,挖耗子洞(挖地动画)旁白:与此同时…… 朱(极度柔弱): oh, 我不行了,oh, 我的小黑呀
仆人A:oh,美丽的朱丽叶小姐,您怎么了,出什么事儿了? 仆人B:这还看不懂么?小姐的那只黑耗子又不见了…… 仆人C:哎,又得刨地去了…… 朱(彪悍):oh, my ladegaga!你们几个在这嘀嘀咕咕、唧唧歪歪的干什么,还不快去帮老娘把那死耗子给逮dei回来,你们个顶个的给我卖力着点,当心老娘扒了你们的皮!!旁白:与此同时again……
罗:咦,这个什么?一只耗子?(满脸黑炭,拎出只耗子)朱:oh,(抽泣欲哭)小黑黑呀~~~(调子:小白菜呀)仆人A:(接过耗子)滚一边儿去……
仆人B:咦,这桶不错,回去yan咸菜正好 仆人C(奸笑):这猪皮……算你小子有眼力劲儿~~(一把夺过)朱(彪悍):oh, my ladegaga!(看到欧,爱恋状,爱心前后)朱(柔弱):(手绢)小女子姓朱,名丽叶,(依靠)今天真是多亏公子您了~,请问公子大名!罗(小声):朱……朱丽叶?嘿,我还罗密欧呢!朱(柔弱):噢,罗公子~!
第四场:窗台小聚 众仆:小姐回房了!(背景音乐《包青天》)仆A:各小队集合!稍息,立正!向右看齐!
仆A:恩?怎么连左右都不分,你们怎么保卫小姐的安全?(拿出一根萝卜用手指着说)最近有个姓罗的家伙,对我们小姐心怀不轨。我们要提高警惕,加~~~强防范。(狠狠地咬一口萝卜,吐在地上,众仆人聚拢过来看)仆A:下面听我命令:一小队,去查大门!一小队:喳!(行清朝礼仪)仆A:二小队,去查后门!二小队:Yes,sir!(敬礼)仆A:三小队,去查狗洞!三小队:嘿!(鞠躬,90度)仆A:还不快去!(三小队慌忙下场)仆A:咦,有人!(做藏身状,罗密欧偷偷摸摸上,背景音乐《鬼子进村》)罗密欧:没有你们我怎么办?(sing)
(总管出来与罗见面,左摇,右晃。两人跳开)仆A:“在哪里,在哪里见过你?你的面容如此熟悉。”来者何人,报上名来!罗:我没忘记你,忘记我,连名字你都叫不出来~~(邓丽君)
仆A:不…不管了,瞧你这小样儿,不管是谁,要想见我们家小姐,先过我这关(男儿当自强音乐起,两人面对面摆出黄飞鸿经典姿势)(音乐10秒后停止)齐:(两人突然蹦到一起)两只小蜜蜂啊,飞在花丛中啊,左飞飞,右飞飞,飞啊啪啪,飞啊啪啪,飞啊啪啪~~~ 总:(捂着被打肿的脸)小子,你等着!罗:哈哈哈哈„„
罗:朱丽叶,真的是你吗? 朱:(深情的点头,两人手牵手,深情地望着对方,转几圈)(配乐:你是风儿我是沙)罗:oh,亲爱的朱丽叶,其实我这次来只想对你说一句话,我的那些东东什么时候才能还给我? 朱:(高跟鞋扭脚)(彪悍)娘的,老娘重要的还是,那个什么东东重要,说,给老娘说清楚,要是那个什么东东重要,我…我…我就喝了它(饮料瓶贴“毒药”)罗:饿,别……你重要
朱:恩,小A把那个叫“东东”给我毁了!
罗:饿,别…别…(冲过去,抱A腿)东东重要,东东重要!朱:我勒了个去(一口气喝完)小A:好呀,你害死了我家小姐!
朱:不~~~这…这……这可是我回去的唯一希望了……哎,与其回不去,不如…不如自我了断!(抄起水果刀)(配乐就义)罗:(醒来)(广播语)呵呵,瘦下来牌儿减肥药,中西结合无毒无副作用,苗条身材给力不坑爹,儿童亦可服用哦~ 我就吓吓他!(一摸鼻息,没气)
(抽泣大哭)欧呀,你这傻帽,咋这么想不开nie,不就一张猪皮儿么!(琼瑶)密欧~ 山无棱,天地合,才敢与君绝。(抄起水果刀)
第五场:再续前缘 21世纪,XX博物馆
罗看着莎士比亚手稿,哭了,(我滴东东呀!!),看到朱,(你真狠,你真的好狠哪),哭得更凶
朱=吴(配乐:步步)
第三篇:《三笑三国》英语话剧
《三笑三国》
旁白—黄丽清
赵云—欧日斌
曹操—周会军
夏侯敦—罗靖慧
蒋干—黄忠丽 刘备—杨爱荣
诸葛亮—申海怡
张飞—刘汝强 道具:一坨布(代表阿斗)、枪(剑)。
开场介绍
Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduce the actors.The first is ZhaoYun,he is the mostly actor today.And his black brother is ZhangFei ,and there boss is LiuBei.Don't forget the other side Mr Cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,Don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.打,二人站起)
曹操:夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮??Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦:有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子A very black people with baby in his band.蒋干:是敌人的保姆!还带个孩子!!it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.曹操:那你呢?What did you do? 夏侯敦:I I I„„ I rushed to him and fight with him.I’m fighting fighting fighting!我 我„„ 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操:然后呢?What then? 蒋干:丞相,看来是夏侯敦将军杀退了敌人!Prime minister, it is likely that general Hou dun has defeated the enemy.夏侯敦:唔唔!Zhao Yun used his nine dark white bone fingers to me!I was so fearful.赵云用他的九阴白骨爪对付我,我好害怕!
(手势如下:指指门外,右手作“九”的样子,随即作全身发冷状,然后指向自己的衣服,再指向曹操,作爪击状)
曹操:然后呢? Then what happened? 夏侯敦:No!No!No!I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible(曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起)
曹操:如此看来,敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击!(慷慨状)It seems that the enemy should not go far.Let's run after them.蒋干:有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理„„(赞同状)Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology......夏侯敦:Yes!Fighting,Fighting!Let’s go!好!打!打!上啊!(抡起两拳,作欲与敌人搏斗状)(三人下)
Ha!Zilong is coming now!I could not believe that you have Changsha a new tabletop without a minute!
(张飞迎上)张飞:子龙!ZiLong!赵云:翼德救我!help!!Third brother.(张飞下)
赵云:主公!云殊死力战,方保得小主人在此!只是这许久不见啼哭,怕是已经„„(悲愤状,取出布包,打开并捧着)Boss, I have irid my best to protect the little boss.but it have a long time to hear nothing.I am afraid...赵云:chao!这小没良心的,居然还能睡的着!就跟他爹一样!oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father.刘备:咳咳!(赵云转身面向刘备)
诸葛亮:子龙,不是我说你,你嘴上就是少个把门儿的,总不能啥实话都往外说啊!?ZiLong,I don’t want to tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!(刘备怒视诸葛亮,诸葛亮恍如不知,赵云上前,将阿斗递给刘备,刘备捧着阿斗)刘备:为了你这倒霉孩子,几乎损我一员大将啊!我还留着你干什么啊,我摔死你吧!because of you,I almost lose a brave general!Why do I keep you alive,let me kill you!
(阿斗摔下)(赵云上前,对准阿斗狂踹数脚,诸葛亮上前拉住,赵云始终作势欲踢,诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后,走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞)
旁白:从今以后,阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓。请大家以此为鉴,日后请善待别人的孩子同时也要保护好你自己的孩子。This is why Liu a Dou is so foolish that lost his country.Please as a guide, please be kind to other people's children in the future to also want to protect your own children.赵云:咦?怎么不见关二哥呢? ~~ where is the second bother ?
刘备:二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去,不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了,现在还在休养呢!:He layout the Sazhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.诸葛亮:哎,太糟糕了,看我,多健康,多健壮!告诉他,多喝三鹿奶粉!(自恋状)!Oh,It is so bad!Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more Santalum milk powder!赵云:就给这孩子喝成这样儿了!!(走上前,抚摸诸葛亮,做怜惜状)so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操(在台下):啊~!!(惨烈地)刘备:难道三弟又重操旧业了?咱们快去看看!Did ZhangFei returned to former career ?Go to see what happen?(三人下)
夏侯敦:我靠,又一个黑人,黑人都是很牛x的,我怕了。black man come again,Blacks are very powerful,I'm fearful.曹操:阁下是何人,何以竟有如此美妙的声音!Excuse me.May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!张飞:我便是那燕(yān)人张翼德!(咬牙)I am Zhang Yi De from NaYan!(clenches teeth)(咬牙切齿的样子)
曹操:阉人??原来只是一个太监„„夏侯敦,上去解决他!You are the so called coward,aren't you?HouDun,beat him!(夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出)夏侯敦:唔!唔~唔!
(二人打在一起)旁白:真是厉害的车轮战啊,这时候夏侯已经被张飞打得狼狈不堪了。Is really fierce Che Lun Zhan ah!At this time ,XiaHouDun has been ZhangFei played in disorder.(定格)蒋干:丞相,这一仗咱们必输,一会还有桥断水倒流呢!快叫夏侯将军下来吧。Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call XiaHouDun general to get down quickly.曹操:你怎么知道?How do you know it? 蒋干:《真三国无双叁》,长坂的任务啊!“Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three”!曹操:干啊,我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体,你还是听为丞相的一句话吧!珍爱生命,远离三俗啊!I think you are too addicted to online games.What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.(张飞与夏侯敦二人继续,张飞一枪击中夏侯敦)
夏侯敦:oh!my gad!I am over again.又被打败了(蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回)曹操:唉,如今这世道变了,太监都这么厉害啦!? Now the world has changed.Why does that coward become so brave? 张飞:曹贼听着!今日汝等必不能生过此桥!CaoCao ,!Shut up!Listen to me!Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!曹操:汝休得猖狂!今日要不是我手下典韦身死,许诸拉稀,于禁肺炎,李典麻疹,文聘肝癌,张辽痔疮,才不会输给你!shut up!If general DianWei was still alive,We would not be defeated!张飞:你手下终究无人可用!啊,面对此景次请,我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,I really want to sing a song.er, on......On......(音乐起)only you ~~~~~only„„you„„(夏侯敦跃起)
夏侯敦:唔唔唔„„(以手捂耳,跑下)It’s very unpleasant to hear!太难听了!
曹操:啊!Help!(惨厉的叫声,并以手捂耳)
蒋干:啊!It is simply, make the gods cry!简直是惊天地,泣鬼神啊!
(惨厉的叫声,并以手捂耳)曹操:这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲!何以如此震撼!(惊惶状)Why is this so shocking!It seems, really beat me is someone singing.看来,真正打败我的是某人的歌声。
蒋干:(一手指张飞)快看!丞相!桥断了!水也开始倒流啦!(转过身去,以手捂耳)Look, Prime minister!The bridge broke!The water also starts to flow backwards(音效:山崩地裂之声)
曹操:aaaaaaa!(痛苦吐血状)
(定格)(诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上)
诸葛亮:别唱啦!再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦!Do not sing more,OK?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!刘备:三弟快打住!(以手捂耳)Stop,stop!(以手捂耳)
张飞:only you ~~~~~only„„you„„(余音不绝)
刘备:子龙,快把三弟扛回去。ZiLong,carry ZhangFei back quickly。赵云:好的!OK(赵云上前,以手捂住张飞的嘴,扛走,张飞依旧唱个不停)(张飞、赵云二人下)旁白:从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰,叫做:only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is《Only You》.(歌声再次响起,众人谢幕~~)。
第四篇:英语话剧
beard is looking good there,A…..1(女)
Don‟t thank me,thank the dice.,they told me what percentage of my face to shave.….2
Why are you still doing this?.....3
Because it‟s working,…in the past few weeks ,not be bothered by trivialities,so and I‟m about
to figuring out why 1+1=2…..2
You forgot,got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants…..4
When give,also lost.…..2
Is 5 out with 6 again?...1
Yeah,every night …4
Wow, can‟t believe that he has a girlfriend….1
摇色子 me neither…2
Here‟s some other fun new on the 5 and 6,…..,he gave her a pair of diamond earrings anda car…3
You‟re kidding…..1
You think she‟s taking advantage of him?.....4
Oh ,of course not.She wouldn‟t do something like that…she is deaf….1
无奈的表情 deaf??....deaf woman can‟t be gold diggers?..4,Everyone knows that …..they are nice….1
Yeah, I actually have information about 5 that would be helpful with this discussion…2(不相信的眼神)Could you tell us?…4
Let‟s see 摇色子..(说出多少点).sorry,bud….2
Wait, hang on , two together.roll again…..1
摇色子okay ,listening to me.(都很无奈)…it doesn‟t matter if he buy lots of gifts ,because his families are vastly wealthy….2
What do you mean “vastly wealthy”?...1
Well, “wealthy” means a lot of money……”vastly” means even more…I „m not sure what you
don‟t understand…(都很无奈)...2
OK,I know they have money.i don‟t think it‟s that much….4
No,you‟re wrong…..through my survey in a few decades, his familiers are‟t just rich ,they‟re Richie Rich rich….2
Well,so how much is that?..1
About halfway between xietingfeng and zhangbozhi….2
what?? The last time we went to the zoo….,that son made me buy him ice cream…3
4走出教室(哼着歌)listen,guys, I need to go call 5‟s sister ,who I love so much…..so vastly much….4
OK….,so he is very rich …1
And he pay off all her credit cards…3
What??.damn it ,I could have date 5 for a coulp months….but I „m not that kind of girl….we should really talk to 5….1
He‟s not going to listen…he is in love….3
Can‟t know what to do?.?.....now,excuse me,…I have to….摇色子….stay right here…..2
第五篇:英语话剧
I used to have my dream!
我有过梦想 旁白(谢秋霞):
Now I am a freshman.These days I suddenly find how I cherish the memory of my previous life!In those days my classmates and I worked hard for our dreams!We even do not know what was tired.Therefore,we could study at night with our own hand lights and we could get up so early as the sky was still dark.What we only know was that we have our own dreams and we would not be ordinary people.However it seemd that everything is changing!I am beginning not to know who I am and what I am doing and where my ambitions are!Scene one: 闹铃响起
No.1(尹思阳): Oh, my lady gaga!It is already 7:60!Get up!Quickly!Quickly!Get up!Get up!Get up!We are late!No.2(肖翠平): What classes will have this morning? No.1: Let me see!Uh。。。English and RS!No.2: Oh, English? It’s so cool.I won’t go to the classroom!No.3(孙川): Are you sure that we will have English at our first class? No.1: Uh……Yes!No.3: he he a o, he he a o ,he he he he(啄木鸟叫声),I just made a hard decision that I won’t go to the classroom too!No.4(陆坤):I am three!No.1: Ok, as your good brother.I want to be four!No.2、No.3and No.4 together shout to No.1: No!As our respected and handsome and strong brother, you must go there in case of the teachers’ calling!No.1: Uh…… Ok, you know that When I smile like this :he he, in fact I am thinking that you are all fools in my heart!No.2、No.3 and No.4 together smile to No.1:He he……
Scene two:(No.1 has just gone!)No.2: Get up!Get up!It’s time to keep on playing our game!We have no time because of the coming examinations!Therefore we must speed up!No.3: Oh, yeah!No.2 is right!Come on No.4!No.4: Uh…….O…….K!At this time, a man break into the room!No.2、No.3 and No.4 feel puzzled!No.2 : Who are you?(并仔细的开始观察他)好一会过后No.2如梦初醒!
No.2: No.feiwu? Are you No.feiwu? Oh, my dear feiwu.Long time no see!No.3 and No.4: Feiwu? He is feiwu? Oh, my god!Am I still sleeping?(掐对方)Er……I can’t feel any pain.No.4: A……
No.feiwu(李缘): Do you have any money to borrow me? No.2、No.3 and No.4: No, it’s not the thing that we don’t
have t money to borrow to you!It is because that we don’t want you to keep on going to the net bar and we don’t want you to go on corrupt.(堕落的)No.feiwu: All of you are so stingy!(小声的)No.2、No.3 and No.4 all keep quite, and begin to play their games!No.feiwu climb his own bed and begin to sleep.Scene three:(当
No.2、No.3、No.4玩的正兴起的时候,No.4的电话响了)
No.4: Hello!My baby!How do you know that I am not in class? Girlfriend: Uh? Don’ t you forget about our appointment that you accompany with me to buy that lovely skirt by skipping our English class? No.4: How can it be possible!Girlfriend: Wuwuwu
…….you are lying!You just don’t love me!Wuwuwuw
…….No.4: Oh, my baby, I love you.I really love you!I was just preparing to see you!Wait me!I will go there in two minutes!
No.4:Feiwu, Lend me 100 yuan!No.feiwu: What?
Scene Four:
旁白:The time is so fast!It’s already 7:30 at p.m.No.4 was just coming from the supermarket with her girlfriend.No.4: How long do you play the game? No.3: Uh, all the time since you go.And we have only one barrier to pass now!How is your appointment?
No.4: Uh…..Don’t speak that!I In the supermarke ,She seemd like everything, but she only just have try at every store!Yeah , every store!Oh, my god!I nearly can’t put up with it!笑声,近乎疯狂但又深表同情的笑声!
No.1、No.2 and No.3 together : Our girlfriends are the same!No.2: Oh, yeah!I pass it!No.1、No.3 and No.4:Really? No.2: Yes!四人开始跳舞庆祝!
No1: Now shouldn’t we celebrate it by drinking something? No.2、No.3 and No.4: Of course!We should!No.1: No.feiwu? would you join us to drink? No.feiwu: Uh…...Ok.But please be quite!I will call my mother for some money.全场肃静!
Mum: Hello, my dear!Your money has used up, isn’t it? No.feiwu: Uh……
Mum:Ok.This time I will post 1000 yuan to you for the reason that I will go to Beijing to build houses in next two month!My son,you should eat well!Don’t think about the money!Your mother is still strong ,therefore, though without your father, I believe that I can help you finish your dream!Ok, that’s all!Now I go to post the money to you!电话挂断后长长的尾音!《老男孩》歌曲响起!旁白:
Dream? What are our dreams? We used to tell ourselves that we can let our life become better and better!We can feed all of our family!We should have our own businesses!We won’t be ordinary people and so on!However, what are we doing? Playing computer games, skipping classes, drinking ……….That’s the way that we accomplish our dreams?Don’t we want to think that have we realize our previous dreams when we become old? Or we just let our own dreams accomplish by our children?