第一篇:短篇英语故事
短篇英语故事
1:There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot.There werethree parrots in the shop.One was $5,000;another one, $10,000;and the third one, $30,000.The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That‟s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on.That‟s why he‟s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don‟t know.Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all!But the other two call him „The Boss.‟” 2.Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg“? Student:In the cake,Sir.3.Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.Once he goes to a cinema.It is the first time for him to do that.He buys a ticket and goes in.But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket.Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket.But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
4.A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they‟re eight or ten years old or something like that.So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don‟t know, son.I‟m still paying.”
1老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉,其中一只卖五千元,另一只卖一万元,还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板:「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」老板说:「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问:「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说:「他除了会说话之外,还会表演一些有趣的动作,好比说跳舞等等,所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问:「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说:「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌,也没看过他跳舞,什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他:『老板!』」 2鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。老师:“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生:在蛋糕里,先生
3.汤姆是个小孩,他才7岁。当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。但没过两三分钟他就出来了,然后买了第二张票又进去了。几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。一个女的问她,“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?” “没有,我里面没朋友,但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了”
4.有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩,对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人,然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸:「爸爸,结婚很花钱吗?」爸爸说:「是啊,儿子,非常花钱。」儿子又问:「要花多少钱呢?」爸爸说:「我不知道,儿子,我到现在还一直在付钱啊!」
第二篇:英语故事
Hi!I'm
.I will tell a story.Little Red Riding Hood(小红帽)
Little Red Riding Hood went to see her Grandma who was ill in bed.On her way, she picked some flowers.When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, she thought Grandma looked different.“What big eyes you've got, Grandma?” “All the better to see you with.” “What big ears you've got, Grandma?” “All the better to hear you with.” “What big nose you've got, Grandma?” “All the better to smell the flowers with.” “What big teeth you've got, Grandma?” “All the better to eat you with.” “Help!Help!Help!” A big wolf suddenly jumped out of the bed.Little Red Riding Hood cried for help.Just then a hunter ran in.The big wolf ran way quickly.The hunter helped Grandma out of the cupboard.Little Red Riding Hood and her Grandma were both safe.Thanks for your listening.Hi!I'm Cui Jinghui.I will tell a story.Two Boys(两个男孩)
Two boys come to a park.They see some ducks coming.They quickly follow the ducks and copy their sounds.Quack!Quack!Quack!They see two cats coming.They quickly go after the cats and copy their sounds.Miaow!Miaow!Miaow!Then they see two sheep coming.They quickly stand behind the sheep.They also copy their sounds.Baa!Baa!Baa!Oh, there are two cows coming.They quickly run to the cows and copy the cows' sounds loudly.Moo!Moo!Moo!Seeing so many animals, the boys are very happy.Thanks for your listening.Hi!I'm Hu Can'ang.I will tell a story.Big or Small(孔融让梨)
Once there was a boy.His name was Kong Rong.He had five elder brothers and one younger brother.One day, the family got many pears.The elder brothers let the younger brothers pick out their pears first.“Do you know what the pear Kong Rong chose was like?” It was not the best or the biggest, but the smallest.When his father saw this, he felt very happy and thought that Kong Rong was well-behaved though he was only four years old.His father asks “Why did you take the smallest pear” “I am younger, so I should take the smallest one.The bigger ones should be given to my elder brothers.” Kong Rong says.“But what about your younger brother? He is younger than you.” “I am older than him, so I should leave the bigger ones for him.” What Kong Rong said made his father very happy.Everybody praised his kindness.“What a good boy!”
Thanks for your listening.Hi!I'm Zhai Yixuan.Water and the Ball(文彦博灌水取球)
Wen Yanbo liked kicking the ball very much when he was young.Once he played with the ball with his friends in the courtyard.One boy kicked the ball so hard that the ball landed in the forest.They all looked for the ball hurriedly, but found nothing.At last, they found the ball in a hole in a tree.They tried getting the ball back, but couldn't reach it because the hole was too deep.“I have an idea.Please fetch some water here!” Wen Yanbo says.“What will we use the water for?” His friends asks.“You know after a while!” His friends got some water and Wen Yanbo poured the water into the hole.The ball floated up as the water in the hole got higher, How clever boy he was!
Thanks for your listening!
Hi!I'm
.Sima Guang Breaking the Vat.(司马光砸缸)
Once when Sima Guang was a little boy, he was playing one ball with his friends in the courtyard.A boy suddenly kicked the ball in to a large vat full of water.All the children ran to the vat.They talked about how to take the ball out.“Let's push the vat over!” One boy says loudly!So they push the vat.“Come on!Come on!” They tried to push the vat over.But it's too heavy to be moved.So another boys stepped on a child's shouders to reach the ball.Suddenly he fell into the vat.The children were frightened and didn't know what to do.“Let's go and call our parents!” “But it would be too late when they arrive.” “I have an idea!” Then he picked up a large stone and broke the vat with it.Then the water flowed out.The child were saved.Everybody praised his cleverness and calmness.Thanks for your listening.
第三篇:英语短篇故事
英语短篇小故事故事
第一篇: The wolf and the sheep
A wolf had been badly wounded by dogs.He lay sick and maimed in his lair.He felt very hungry and thirsty.When a sheep passed by, he asked him to fetch some water from the stream.“If you bring me the water,” he said, “I will find means to get some food.”
“Yes,” said the sheep, “if I bring you the water, you would undoubtedly make me your food.” 狼和羊
●狼被狗所咬,伤势很严重,痛苦地躺在巢穴里,不能外出觅食。
●他感到又饿又渴,这时,他看见一只羊,便请求他到附近的小河里为他取一点水来。
●“你给我一点水解渴”,他说,“我就能自己去寻找食物了。”
●“是呀”,羊回答说,“如果我给你送水喝,那么我就会成为你的食物。”
寓意: 谎言是经不起推敲的,它很容易被人们识破。
第二篇: 狐狸和葡萄
One hot summer day a fox was walking through an orchard.He stopped before a bunch of grapes.They were ripe and juicy.“I'm just feeling thirsty,” he thought.So he backed up a few paces, got a running start, jumped up, but could not reach the grapes.He walked back.One, two, three, he jumped up again, but still, he missed the grapes.The fox tried again and again, but never succeeded.At last he decided to give it up.He walked away with his nose in the air, and said“I am sure they are sour.”
●一个炎热的夏日,狐狸走过一个果园,他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。
●狐狸想:“我正口渴呢。”于是他后退了几步,向前一冲,跳起来,却无法够到葡萄。
●狐狸后退又试。一次,两次,三次,但是都没有得到葡萄。
●狐狸试了一次又一次,都没有成功。最后,他决定放弃,他昂起头,边走边说:“葡萄还没有成熟,我敢肯定它是酸的。”
寓意: 在经历了许多尝试而不能获得成功的时候,有些人往往故意轻视成功,以此来寻求心理安慰。
第三篇
The crow and the pitcher A crow felt very thirsty.He looked for water everywhere.Finally, he found a pitcher.But there was not a lot of water in the pitcher.His beak could not reach it.He tried again and again, but still could not touch the water.When he was about to give up, an idea came to him.He took a pebble and dropped it into the pitcher.Then he took another and dropped it in.Gradually, the water rose, and the crow was able to drink the water.口渴的乌鸦
●一只乌鸦口渴了,到处找水喝。终于,他找到了一个大水罐。
●然而,水罐里面的水并不多,他的尖嘴够不到水面,他试了一次又一次,都没有成功。
●就在他想放弃的时候,他突然想到一个主意。乌鸦叼来了一块小石子投到水罐里,接着又叼了一块又一块石头放进去。
●渐渐地,水面升高了。乌鸦高兴地喝到了水。
寓意: 有些东西虽然看起来微不足道,但如果积少成多,便会带来很大变化。
第四篇:青蛙和井
●两只青蛙住在沼泽里。在一个炎热的夏季,沼泽干涸了,因此他们不得不离开去寻找新的湿地。
●他们很快发现一口深井。
●其中一只向下看了看对另一只说:“这是个凉爽的好地方,就住这里吧。”
●而另一只较明智,它说:“别着急,朋友,如果这口井也干了的话,我们怎么出来呢?”
寓意: 凡事应该首先考虑周到,然后再付诸行动。
第五篇:
The cage bird and the bat
A bird was confined in a cage outside a window.She often sang at night when all other birds were asleep.One night a bat came.He asked the bird why she was silent by day and sang only at night.The bird answered, “Last year when I was singing in the daytime, a bird catcher heard my voice and caught me in his net.Since then I have never sung by day.”
The bat replied, “But it is useless to do this now that you have become a prisoner.” Then he flew away.金丝雀与蝙蝠
●挂在窗口笼里的金丝雀,经常在鸟儿睡着的夜里歌唱。
●一天晚上,蝙蝠来了,飞过来问她为什么白天安静无声,夜里却要歌唱。
●金丝雀回答说:“去年我在白天唱歌时,捕鸟人听到我的歌声抓住了我。从此,我再也不在白天唱歌了。”
●蝙蝠说:“你现在才懂得谨慎已没用了,你若在变为囚徒之前就懂得,那该多好呀!”说完就飞走了。
寓意: 我们应该在危险发生之前就提高警觉,因为危险一旦发生,我们再怎样小心也没有用了。
第四篇:英语故事广播稿
英语故事广播稿
甲:Good afternoon!I am Dana.乙:Good afternoon!My name is John.甲:John,我们上次讲的故事你还记得吗?
乙:当然记得,我还学到了字母组合“ai”的发音是ei,让我们重温一下那几个单词吧。wait snail spain
mailman
甲:还有train sailor tail。我们今天给同学们带来另外一个有趣的英语小故事:高矮俩先生,想对话不容易,这可怎么办呢? 乙:嗯,这个故事里会出现5个包含有字母组合“all”的单词,大家仔细听,看看你能找到几个?想想字母组合“all”发什么音呢? 甲:Well!Now we are going to tell you a story ——“Make a Call”.乙:Mr.Tall is tall.甲:Mr.Small is small.——“Hello , Mr.Tall.Let’s paint walls!” 乙:“What? Play ball?”——Mr.Tall can’t hear Mr.Small.甲:“Not ball!Walls!” 乙:“OK , let’s play ball.”
甲:Mr.Tall still can’t hear Mr.Small.——“How can we talk ? ”(1电话铃的声音)甲:“Hello!”
乙:“Quack ,Quack!Hello!This is Mrs.Bird.Can I speak to Mrs.Small? ”
甲:“I'm sorry, she's out now.May I take a message?”
乙:“Thank you.Please tell her to call me back when she is back.” 甲:“OK.I will.Bye bye.” 乙:“Bye”
甲:“Oh,I see!”
(2按电话的声音)——Mr.Small gives Mr.Tall a call.乙:“Hello!” 甲:“Hello!Mr.tall ? ”
乙:Now Mr.Tall can hear Mr.Small.—— “OK!Let’s paint walls.” 甲:“And we can play ball!”
合:They paint walls and play ball together.That’s all ,thank you!
第五篇:英语小故事
A long time ago in China lived the Jade Emperor.It was his birthday.He wanted to measure time to know how old he was.All the animals arrived.The Emperor decided to have a race to give a name to each year of the Chinese Zodiac.The rat and the cat couldn't swim very well.“Can you take us across the river?” “Yes, jump and quick!”
They swam across the river.Then the rat pushed the cat into the water and jumped on to land.”Well done, Rat!The first year will be the Year of the Rat and the second will be the Year of the OX.“
”Look!Here's the tiger.He's very tired.The third year will be the Year of the Tiger.“
”The rabbit can't swim but he's very clever.The fourth year will be the Year of the Rabbit.“
”Why are you late, Dragon? You can fly!“ ”I had to make some rain for thirsty people to drink.“ ”Well done!The fifth year is the Year of the Dragon.“
”What's this? I can hear a horse.No, it's a snake.So the snake has the sixth year.“
”Well done!It is good to see you working together!The goat is eighth, the monkey is ninth and rooster is tenth.“
“Sorry I'm late.The water is clean and I needed a bath.” “ The eleventh is the Year of the Dog.”
These are some crazy and weird superstitions.Feel free to add some more, I know there are so many of them in this world。第一条:数字“13” 01 The number 13.这只是个数字。但是,每逢13号的礼拜五,人们普遍都会焦虑。很多机场没有13号登机口(好吧,你们真的以为12A登机口的乘客们不会发觉吗?)很多宾馆也没有13楼。It’s just a number.Yet, people tweak on Friday the 13th.Many airports don’t have a gate #13.(Like the folks at 12A won’t figure it out。)Many hotels don’t have a floor #13.人们告诉我,这个关于数字13的迷信来自叛徒犹大。他是那个坏信徒,是那个在“最后的晚餐”中第13个坐下的人。我觉得与其迷信13,不如迷信“坏信徒会带来厄运”,这样更理智些。
I was always told that the superstition is based on the idea that Judas, the bad disciple, was the 13th man to sit down to the table at The Last Supper.I think a more rational superstition would be to fear bad disciples。
第二条:在窗边挂一只橡果可以防止被闪电击中。02 An acorn at the window will keep lightning out。唔…真是神奇的橡果啊。That is some acorn.第三条:在新球棒上吐口口水,可以保持好运。
03 Spit on a new bat before using it for the first time to make it lucky.好恶心,好恶心,好恶心!在09年春,由于害怕猪流感的传播,全美的高中禁止运动员们在赛后握手。我很肯定他们也同样禁止了往球棒上吐口水这事儿。
Gross.Gross.Gross.In the spring of 2009, in fear of the Swine Flu, high schools all over the country forbade their athletes from shaking hands after the game.Pretty sure “not spitting on the bat” was implied.此外,从基本物理学的角度来讲,一个被口水润滑过的球棒的摩擦力更小,因此击球打滑的几率更大了…好吧,我真是精神病人思维广啊。
And speaking in terms of basic physics, having a lubricated bat makes for less friction, and therefore, slippery balls … okay, now I’m just out of control.第四条:为了写这篇文章,我得先去拿个蝴蝶研究的博士学位: 04 In order to write this article, I had to get a Ph.D.in butterflies… 蝴蝶出现得比以往早,预示着天气不错。
The early appearance of butterflies indicates fair weather.如果第一只蝴蝶是黄色的,那会是晴天。If the first butterfly is yellow, it will be sunny weather.如果第一只蝴蝶是白色的,那会是雨天。If the first butterfly is white, it will be rainy summer。如果第一只蝴蝶是白色的,会有人去世。If the first butterfly is white, someone will die。如果第一只蝴蝶是红色的,你会很健康。If the first butterfly is red, you will be healthy。
如果飞来了一只白蝴蝶,预示着夏天来了。If a white butterfly comes, summer follows.如果一只白蝴蝶从西南方向飞来,那就要下雨了。If a white butterfly flies from the southwest, expect rain。如果蝴蝶在围栏或树枝的下方飞舞,预示着快下雨了。
If butterflies are found hanging from the underside of rails or branches, it’s going to rain。如果发现它们在小树枝上方,说明不会下雨。If they are on the top of small branches, it will not rain。
如果第一只蝴蝶是深色的,雷雨很快要来了。If the first butterfly is dark, it means thunderstorms。如果第一只蝴蝶是黄色的,有人快生孩子了。
If the first butterfly is yellow, someone is going to give birth。如果一只白蝴蝶进了家里,绕着你不停飞,你将要死去。If a white butterfly enters your house and flies around you, you will die.如果一只蛾子落在新生儿的母亲身上,这个小孩很快便会死去。If a moth lands on the mother of a newborn, the baby will die.如果一只蝴蝶飞进你家,你认识的某人将要死去。
If a butterfly flies into your house, someone you know will die。如果一只蝴蝶飞进你家,说明某人要结婚了。
If a butterfly flies into your house, someone will get married.如果你抓住了一只蝴蝶,你会被车撞死。If you capture a butterfly, you will be struck dead。
如果你在夜晚见到蝴蝶,便将会死去。If you see a butterfly at night, you will die。呼,写完了!很“通俗易懂”吧,嗯? There!Simple, right? 第五条:如果船上有猫,预示着会有好运。05 A cat onboard a ship is considered to bring luck。
我曾经在船上住过。猫绝对是个累赘。船上的角角落落都是它藏身、大小便的地方;甚至连机械装置都被破坏成了一片片的。有谁会愿意负责清理那些垃圾桶?垃圾桶可不是什么吉祥玩意儿。
I used to live on a ship.A cat would have been a real drag.All of those spaces to hide in, poop in, pee in? All of that machinery to get torn to pieces in? And who exactly would have been in charge of cleaning the litter boxes? Litter boxes are never lucky。第六条:如果三个人一起拍照,中间的那个会最先死掉。
06 If three people are photographed together, the one in the middle will die first。我不知道它是真是假,但这条让我毛骨悚然。
I can’t rationalize it, but this one just gives me the shivers。
第七条:经过墓地的时候,如果你把双手插在兜里,便能保护你的父母。
07 If you stick your hands in your pocket while walking past a graveyard, it will protect your parents。
我不禁好奇:假如我把里兜翻出来会发生什么?或者,假如我脱掉裤子摇摇手臂,又会发生些啥?
Makes me wonder what happens if I turn my pockets inside out.Or, take off my pants and wave my arms around.第八条:搬家的时候不要带走扫帚,它会带来厄运。把它扔了,买个新的。
08 Never take a broom along when you move.It is bad luck.Throw it out and buy a new one。这不是常识吗?用过的扫帚很脏,没法跟亚麻制品放一起啊。这就跟打包带走用过的垃圾桶一样好笑。再说,一把新扫帚只需要两美元。
Isn’t that common sense? A used broom is kind of a nasty thing to box up with the linens.Like packing up used trash cans.A new broom costs like two dollars。第九条:如果蜡烛熄灭,说明附近有邪恶灵魂。09 If a candle blows out, evil spirits are nearby。或者也可能只是有阵风。Or, there’s a draft.第十条:用一根火柴点燃3根香烟,会带来厄运。10 It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same match.嗯没错。这个厄运的名字叫“癌症”。Yeah it is.And that bad luck is called cancer.第十一条:当你站在一个圈内,邪恶的灵魂便伤害不到你。11 Evil spirits can’t harm you when you stand inside a circle.哦,难怪有些人会戴着呼啦圈在街上走来走去啊!
Oh, that explains all those people walking up and down the street wearing hula hoops。第十二条:如果捡起的硬币反面朝上,则会带来厄运;正面朝上会带来好运。12 It’s bad luck to pick up a coin if it’s tails side up.Good luck comes if it’s heads up。在当前经济形势下,就算会带来厄运我也不会放过地上那个硬币的。In this economy, a little bad luck is worth the nickel.第十三条:呃,我是不是该命名它为第12A条? 13 – oops, should I have called this one #12A? 家里发现蟋蟀,会有好运。
A cricket in the house brings good luck.也会有蟋蟀粪便啊亲。It will also bring cricket poop。
第十四条:假如你右手掌发痒,说明很快就能获得一笔钱;假如你左手掌痒,说明你很快要付出去一笔钱。If the palm of your right hand itches, it means you will soon be getting money.If the palm of your left hand itches, it means you will soon be paying out money.假如你两只手都痒,那我建议你还是去医院检查一下吧。
If the palm of either of your hands is itching, you might want to get that checked。第十五条:如果爱人送了一把小刀作为礼物,说明爱情很快会结束。15 A knife as a gift from a lover means that the love will soon end。谁会送自己爱人一把刀啊!送玫瑰送巧克力不都行嘛?真是有毛病啊!Who gives their lover a knife for a gift? What happened to roses or chocolate? Creepy!还有: and 分娩的时候,在枕头下放把刀能减轻分娩疼痛。
A knife placed under the bed during childbirth will ease the pain of labor.如果我是那个孕妇,我会更紧张的。
If I were the impregnator, I would be very nervous。第十六条:汤太咸,说明那个厨子恋爱了。16 Salty soup is a sign that the cook is in love。
随便走进一家百货店,随便拿起一个罐头看看它的盐分含量吧。你会发现世界简直充满了爱了!
Check the sodium content on any can in any grocery store and feel good about how much love there is in the world。
第十七条:如果三只海鸥一起从你头上直直飞过,预示着死亡很快会降临。17 Three seagulls flying together, directly overhead, are a warning of death soon to come.也预示着你头顶会有一泡屎。Or poop on your head。
第十八条:打喷嚏的时候,用手捂住你的嘴,可以防止灵魂外逃。Place a hand in front of your mouth when sneezing so that your soul cannot escape。现在他们又叫我们往胳肢窝里打喷嚏了。我真为那些被喷进胳肢窝的灵魂感到惋惜。Now they tell us to sneeze into our armpits.I’ve got to feel sorry for any soul that gets sneezed into an armpit。
第十九条:右手掌有几个“X”,预示着你会有几个孩子。The number of Xs in the palm of your right hand is the number of children you will have。我数了一下。嗯,我会有47个孩子。I counted.I will have 47 children。
第二十条:新娘必须被抱着进入洞房,因为要是她摔跤了,那可就大难临头了。20 A new bride must be carried over the threshold because it’s bad luck if she falls。呃,我一直以为这是因为新娘之前喝太多了,才被抱进去的。I always thought it was because she was hammered from the reception。