女人的颜色经典台词

第一篇：女人的颜色经典台词

女人的颜色经典台词

《女人的颜色》《女人的抉择》顾名思义讲述了一个深陷困境的女人在人生的三岔口上作出重大选择的故事。温婉的全职主妇蜕变成犀利的职业女性，白百合变成了红玫瑰，这是一个女人的凤凰涅槃。主人公用她波澜起伏的人生经历告诉女人们：正义永恒，真爱不灭，只要有勇气，励志勇不晚。

1、看过《女人的颜色》才知道，什么最毒妇人心，全都是被逼出来的。

2、“如果你爱一个人，她的一切喜好，她的每一句话，他都会记得清清楚楚的！”多美的台词——-《女人的颜色》！

3、女人的颜色里，一句台词说：我做错什么了？我只是一个很爱你的女人，只想和你有一个孩子，难道我就没有爱你的权力么………而你每次骗我的时候，眼睛都不眨一下…就像一把刀狠狠的扎在我心上…

4、女人的颜色=粉色唇膏，剧情台词人物如出一辙，“人至贱，则无敌”，“对敌人的仁慈就是对自己的残忍”，纯洁的百合花，变成带刺的红玫瑰。女人，拿出点颜色看看，无条件的依赖，信任别人，只能加速自己的毁灭过程，是女人就要独立，坚强，让自己强大。

5、我希望你别再来找我了。

6、爱和婚姻是两码事情。

7、你给我的路我是不会走的。

8、《女人的颜色》中的经典语录：“爱情和婚姻是两码事，你怎么可以把它们混为一谈呢？真是荒谬！”

9、女人零岁是心花，待开放；女人十岁是梨花，太洁白；女人二十是桃花，真鲜艳；女人三十是玫瑰，迷死人；女人四十是牡丹，大气派；女人五十是兰花，极优雅；女人六十是茉莉，淡定清；女人七十是棉花，暖人心。

10、女人就是一个空杯子，至于上到餐桌上会是什么？就要看你在里面加上那种颜色的饮料。

第二篇：闻香识女人台词

但不出卖朋友

But not a snitch!

原谅我没听清楚 Excuse me?

我不原谅你

No, I don't think I will.-史雷德先生This is such a crock of shit!

请小心措词 史雷德先生

Please watch your language, Mr.Slade.你是在博德 不是军营

You are in the Baird school, not a barracks.西门先生 我给你最后机会

Mr.Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.西门先生不需要

Mr.Simms doesn't want it.他不需要被贴上

He doesn't need to be labeled

博德人标志

“still worthy of being a Baird man.”

那算个什么? What the hell is that? 0 你们的座右铭是什么? What is your motto here?

孩子们出卖朋友求自保

“Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide;

否则烧得你不见灰? anything short of that, we're gonna burn you at the stake”? 先生们

Well, gentlemen，出纰漏时 有人逃跑有人留下

when the shit hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay.查理面对烈火 那边的乔治

Here's Charlie facing the fire, and there's George

那边的乔治

hiding in big daddy's pocket.结果你做什么呢? And what are you doing?

你奖励乔治 摧折查理

You're gonna reward George and destroy Charlie.-你讲完了吗 史雷德先生?No, I'm just getting warmed up.我不知道谁念过博德

I don't know who went to this place.塔夫脱 布莱恩特 铁尔 等等

William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryant, William Tell, whoever.他们精神已死 根本没有

Their spirit is dead, if they ever had one.已经没了 It's gone.你在这培育的是老鼠大队

You're building a rat ship here，一堆卖友求荣客

a vessel for seagoing snitches.如果你以为在锻炼虾兵成龙头

And if you think you're preparing these minnows for manhood，最好三思

you better think again，因为你正扼杀了

because I say you are killing the very spirit

这所学府所坚持的精神

this institution proclaims it instills.真是耻辱

What a shame.你们今天给我看的是什么秀? What kind of a show are you guys putting on here today?

唯一有格调的 坐在我旁边

I mean, the only class in this act is sitting next to me.我可以告诉你 这孩子的灵魂没有被污染

I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact.无庸争辩的为什么我知道? It's non-negotiable.You know how I know?

有人 我不说是谁 要收买他

Someone here, and I'm not gonna say who, offered to buy it.-但查理不为所动Sir, you're out of order.我告诉你什么叫过份

I show you out of order.我告诉你什么叫过份 特拉斯克先生

You don't know what out of order is, Mr.Trask.我想示范 但我太老

I'd show you, but I'm too old，太累 又他妈的瞎了

I'm too tired, too fucking blind.如果是五年前

If I were the man I was five years ago，我会带喷火枪来这儿

I'd take a flamethrower to this place!

过分? 你以为你在跟谁说话? Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talking to?

我是见过世面的 明白吗

I've been around, you know?

曾经我还看得见

There was a time I could see.我见过

And I have seen.很多很多更年轻的男孩

Boys like these, younger than these，臂膀被扭 腿被炸断

their arms torn out, their legs ripped off.那些都不及丑陋的灵魂可怕

But there is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit.灵魂不可能有假的

There is no prosthetic for that.你以为你只是把这好青年

You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier

像落荒狗似地送回家

back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs，我认为你是处死了他的灵魂

but I say you are executing his soul!

为什么? 因为他不是博德人

And why? Because he's not a Baird man.博德人 伤害了这男孩

Baird men.You hurt this boy，你就是博德孬种 你们全是

you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of you.而哈瑞 吉米 特伦特 不管你们坐在哪里

And, Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there，去你妈的!fuck you too!

坐下 史雷得先生

Stand down, Mr.Slade!

我还没讲完

I'm not finished.来这儿的时候 我听到类似“领袖摇篮”的字眼

As I came in here, I heard those words: “cradle of leadership.”

支干断掉时

Well, when the bough breaks，摇篮就垮了 它已经垮了

the cradle will fall, and it has fallen here.已经垮了

It has fallen.人类制造者 领袖创造家

Makers of men, creators of leaders.当心你创造的是哪种领袖

Be careful what kind of leaders you're producing here.我不知道查理今天的缄默是对是错

I don't know if Charlie's silence here today

是对是错 我不是个裁判或者评审

is right or wrong, I'm not a judge or jury.但我可以告诉你

But I can tell you this:

他绝不会出卖别人以求前程

he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!

而这 朋友们 就叫正直

And that, my friends, is called integrity.也叫勇气

That's called courage.那才是领袖的要件

Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of.如今我走到人生十字路口

Now I have come to the crossroads in my life.我知道哪条路是对的

I always knew what the right path was.毫无例外 我就知道 但我从不走

Without exception, I knew, but I never took it.知道为什么吗? You know why?

因为妈的太苦了

It was too damn hard.而查理 他也走到了十字路口

Now here's Charlie.He's come to the crossroads.他选择了一条路 一条正确的路

He has chosen a path.It's the right path.充满原则 通往个性之道

It's a path made of principle that leads to character.让他继续他的行程吧

Let him continue on his journey.他的前途掌握在你们手中 委员们

You hold this boy's future in your hands, Committee.相信我 绝对是有价值的前途

It's a valuable future, believe me.别毁了它 保护它

Don't destroy it.Protect it.拥抱它

Embrace it.有一天你们会很自豪的 我保证

It's gonna make you proud one day, I promise you.很滥情吧

How's that for cornball?

捂不住他们嘴巴的 先生

Nothing can shut them up, sir.生活委员会将私下决议此案 The Disciplinary Committee will take this matter under advisement in closed session.他们在干什么 查理? What are they doing, Charlie?

很显然 不必再开会

Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.亨赛克太太 Mrs.Hunsaker.师生生活委员会不必另行开会

The joint student-faculty Disciplinary Committee needs no further sessions.他们已达成决议

They have come to a decision.海夫梅尔 波特及詹姆森先生因涉嫌不当作为

Misters Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson are placed on probation

而留校查看

for suspicion of ungentlemanly conduct.另外建议 乔治威利斯二世先生

It is further recommended that Mr.George Willis，不因其合作方式做表扬或处分

receive neither recognition nor commendation for his cooperation.查尔斯西门先生将不需为此事件负责

Mr.Charles Simms is excused from any further response to this incident.

第三篇：《女人的N次方》台词

开场音乐

A:我是个阔太（服装，道具，标志性动作）皮衣，烫发，红酒杯，沙发 B：我是家庭主妇 扫把，围裙，沙发 C：我是超级白领

站着，成功，笔记本，沙发 D：我是人

马扎，朴素的着装，口音，笑一笑 所有人下场

有人羡慕事业有成的，哼，我努力，也中 有人羡慕家庭和睦的，哼，我努力，也中 有人羡慕能找个好男人的，哼，我也羡慕

人啊，就要把心情放平和，我现在的心就很平静，平静的就跟现场的观众一样 一个鼓掌的都没有啊

给俺娘打个电话，报个平安 喂，吗，工头给俺爹发工资了没

哦，发啦，还带我爹出国旅游做热气球啊 啥，热气球漏气啦 哦，有降落伞那

啥，降落伞有个窟窿啊 哦，落草垛子上了啊,哦

叉子横着放着咧 把颈椎病都摔好了（笑声），妈

我挺好的呀，行

那就这样，哎呀 妈

以后别坐热气球了，生活 不就是无尽的挫折跟希望嘛

我上班去了。

老板：我知道跌了（拿着账本

打着电话）以后谁在跟我提股票

我就跟谁翻脸

D:老板

看股票咧

老板：你被开除了（说完转身）

D:老板

你要不要坐热气球啊

老板：走开（生气）

D：（无奈一笑）没事

生活 不就是无尽的挫折跟希望嘛

我还有一个非常爱我的老公

找我的老公去。

（不明所以）老公

摸你后背的这个人是谁啊。

老公：哦

我这两天不总给你说我在王建国家住嘛

她就是王建国

D：（惊讶）王建国是个女的呀

老公挥手：（女声）嗨

你好

D：你这是有外遇了吧

（被推到）

哎呀，同时老公：去去去

D：哎呀

生活 不就是无尽的挫折跟希望嘛

咋只有挫折没有希望呢（哭泣）

老奶奶出场：咋了

怎么还哭了呢

男人呢

要坚强

D：（抬头）我是女的。老奶奶：哎呀

还真是

那女的也不能说哭就哭啊

对不对

(握起手)有啥事不开心的跟大妈唠唠

D：我失业了

老公也不要我了。

老奶奶：我还以为啥事呢

你失业了

不没失身吗

你老公不要你了

那怕啥

他也没要我呀

你记住了啊

当你觉得

今天没有希望

特别难过的时候

你想想明天

依旧没有希望

是不是好一点了

D：（无语）大妈

你要不要坐热气球啊

。老奶奶：坐那玩意儿干啥啊

大妈恐高

大妈什么意思呢D:（推攘）大妈

你走吧

我不要你劝我了。

老奶奶：（倒）哎呀

D：大妈咋了

老奶奶：（顺势躺下）没事

大妈得躺着跟你唠会儿了

D：（询问）大妈啥意思啊

老奶奶:孩子

大妈想

根据你现在的经济情况

开个价

D：（回味）碰瓷啊

老奶奶：就这场面

大妈管你要五万

多不

D：（跺脚）大妈我真的没有

我真的没有啊

老奶奶：（突然起来）但是大妈不能要啊

遇见了就是缘分

大妈也没啥好送给你的变相送给你五万块钱（拉手给钱）拿着

D：（松口气看着）大妈

你别说

你一站起来

我真感觉自己多了五万块钱（吹口气 数钱

吸口气

一笑）

老奶奶：（跟着一笑）是不是

所以啊

别总想着自己失去什么

D：嗯

老奶奶：有的时候你自己拥有了幸福

你自己都不知道

还是那句老话

生活呀

充满了无尽的挫折

D:（后面跟上）和希望

老奶奶：对了（双双相视微笑）呵呵。

四人出来 A:车好，房好，不如家庭主妇好 B:事业好，他好，我也好 C:嫁人嫁得好才是真的好 D:嗯，做女人，挺好！

第四篇：一个陌生女人的来信台词

一个陌生女人的来信台词

那是我第一次走进你的房间，里面的一切都那么昏暗、懒散、舒适，像一个暧昧的邀请。我闻到你的味道，烟的味道，感到一股使人昏沉的幸福。那匆匆几分钟，是我童年时代最幸福的时刻。我要把这个时刻告诉你，是为了让你，你这个从来也没有认识过我的人，终于感到有一个生命依恋着你，并且为你而憔悴。我要把这个最幸福的时刻告诉你，同时也要把那个最可怕的时刻也告诉你，可惜这二者之间挨的如此之近。

最后一夜了，明天，我们就要坐火车到山东去。那个夜里我忽然感到，不在你身边，我生命的时钟就要停止。

我的儿子昨天死了。如果现在我果真还要继续活下去的话，我又要孤零零的一个人了。世间上再没有比置身于人群之中却又孤独生活更可怕的了。我当时，在从山东的漫无止境的六年里，深深体会到了这一点。我一心想着你，在心灵深处始终和你单独待在一起，一坐一整天。回想每一次见到你、每一次等你的情景。那只有一年，却像我的整个童年。每一分钟我都记得，就像昨天才刚发生。我把你写的文章和书都买来了，为了能看到你的名字。只要能看到你的名字，那一天就是我的节日。这六年，我一刻也不曾和你分离，这六年，我一心一意只想一件事，就是回到北平，回到你身边。终于，那一年，我考上了北平的女子师范。

你不会明白的，在这一刻，在你家里，过去的岁月犹如一股洪流，劈头盖脸向我冲了下来，我的童年，我的梦想，我的整个一生都在这里，这是我千百次望眼欲穿盼着的一扇门，现在我迈进来了，被你搂在怀里，这就是我的梦，一个终于变成真实，醒了也不会消失的梦。

几天后，你回来了，但再也没有找过我，那两个月里，我天天看见你在院子门口进出，那个时候，我忽然发现，我对你的心灵来说，无论是相隔无数的山川峡谷，还是在我们的目光只有一线之隔，其实，都是同样的遥远。

不久，我发现有了你的孩子，我决定搬走，你叫我怎么告诉你呢，你是永远也不会相信，一个少女，她曾经也将一直对你这么一个并不忠实的人坚贞不渝的。你也永远不会坦然无疑地承认，这孩子是你的亲生之子，你也许还会觉得我另有企图，你会对我疑心，在你我之间会存在一片阴影，一片淡淡地怀疑的阴影，而我是有自尊心的，我要你一辈子想到我的时候，心里没有忧愁，我宁可独自承担一切后果，也不愿意变成你的一个累赘，我希望你想起我来，总是怀着爱情怀着感念，在这点上，我愿意在你结交的所有女人当中，成为独一无二的一个，可是当然了，你从来也没有想过我，你已经把我忘得一干二净。我回到山东，在一个同学家住下，想在那儿生下孩子，后来发生得变故你也知道，战争爆发了，日本人打来了，我怀着身孕逃往内地，直到再也走不动了，所有的亲人朋友都失散了，我在四川江边的一个小镇生下了孩子。我不能把你留住，可是现在我可以把你永远交给我了，我可以在我的血管里感觉到你在生长，你的生命在生长，我们的生命连在一起了，正因为如此，我感到如此幸福，你再也不能从我身边溜走了。

在这个世界上，穷人都是遭践踏、受凌辱的，总是牺牲品。我不愿意、更不愿意让我的孩子，我那聪明可爱的孩子，在陋巷的垃圾堆里，在肮脏的空气中长大成人，不能让他稚嫩的嘴唇说那些粗俗的言语，不能让他白净的身体穿着破旧的衣裳。你的孩子应该拥有一切，拥有和你相等的生活。所以我和别人在一起了，跟那些可以为我提供这样生活的人，不管是年轻的还是老的。女人：时隔八年，我们又在同一个城市，同一个圈子里，我常去的地方也是你常去的地方，我常遇见你，我们甚至有共同的朋友。而你又一次忘记了我，可怕的陌生。你总是认不出我是谁，而我也已经习惯了，经过了这些年的战乱、国破家亡，我对你的那份感情显得那么微不足道，连我自己也羞于提起。我只做一件事，就是在每年你的生日，给你送去一束白玫瑰，和我们第一次在一起的时候，你送给我的那支一样，以纪念那已经忘却的时刻。

可是今天我埋怨自己，我应该让你见孩子，因为你要是见了他，你一定会爱他的。他是多么的开朗、可爱，他又是那样的漂亮、娇嫩。

朋友算什么，自尊算什么，下一次我还会这样。你的声音有一种神秘的力量，让我无法阿抗拒，经过十几年的变迁，依然没变。只要你叫我，我就是在坟墓里，也会涌出一股力量，站起来，跟着你走。

我的儿子昨天死了，我们的孩子。现在我在这个世界上再也没有别的人可以爱，只除了你。可是你是我的什么人啊？你从来也没有认出我是谁。你从我身边走过，你总是走啊走啊，不断向前走。曾经有一度，我以为可以把你抓住了，在孩子身上抓住了你。他一天天长大，他的眉宇之间，他安静时的神态象极了你。可一夜之间，他就残忍的撇下我走了，一去永不复回。我又是孤零零的一个人了，比过去任何时候都更加孤单。你现在也许知道了，不，你也许只是隐隐感到，我是多么的爱你。可是谁，谁还会在每年你的生日老送你白玫瑰呢？花瓶将要空空的供在那里，一年一度的在你四周吹拂着微弱的气息，而我轻微的呼吸也将就此消散。我写不下去了，亲爱的，保重。

从那一秒钟起，我的心里就只有一个人——就是你……

你，从来也没有认识过我的你：我的儿子昨天死了，为了这条幼小的生命，我和死神搏斗了三天三夜，在他身边足足坐了四十个小时。此刻，他那双聪明的黑眼睛刚刚合上了，他的双手也合拢来，搁在他的白衬衣上面。现在在这个世界上，我只有你一个人，而你一无所知，你从来也没有认识我，而我要和你谈谈，第一次把一切都告诉你。我要让你知道，我整个的一生一直是属于你的，而你对我的一生一无所知。要是我还活着，我会把这封信撕掉，继续保持沉默，就像我过去一直的沉默一样。可是如果你拿到这封信，你就会知道，这是一个已死的女人在这里向你诉说她的身世。看到我这些话，你不要害怕，一个死者别无祈求，她既不要求别人的爱，也不要求同情和慰藉，只对你有一个要求，那就是请你相信我所告诉你的一切，请你相信我所说的一切，这是我对你唯一的请求。一个人在自己独子死去的时刻，是不会说谎的。

你肯定再也想不起我，想不起那个寒酸的小学教员的寡妇，和她那尚未成年的瘦小的女儿。我和你住在同一个四合院里。在你搬进来之前，住在你那个屋子的人每天吵架，对邻居也是恶言相对。终于有一天，这家人出了事。那个男人是个飞贼，专偷大宅门，被侦缉队防着了，下了大牢，巡警来人抄了他们家。

女人：封条在北屋的门上贴了三天，后来又给揭了下来。房东太太跟妈妈说，一位作家，同时也是在报馆里做事的单身文雅的先生租了北屋。那是我第一次听到你的名字。

你有太多的书了，我想。我自己只有十几本书，都是普通纸做的封面，很便宜，但我爱若珍宝。而这个人有这么多漂亮的书，还有那么多外国书，这个人应该长成什么样子呢？我猜你是一个戴眼镜的老先生，蓄着长长的胡子，严肃、和善、风趣，就像我的地理老师一样，不同的是，你一定更和善更文雅。第二天，你搬进来住了，但我没能见到你，只是听到从你屋子里传来的音乐声和笑声。一连三天，都只是听到你屋子里的音乐声和笑声，很多人的笑声。你好像只是一种声音，音乐一样温柔，笑声一样快乐。我看到你了，你和我孩子气的想象中的老爷爷的形象毫不沾边，我真的吓了一跳。

从那一秒钟起，我就爱上你了。我知道女人们经常向你这个娇纵坏了的人说这句话，可是请你相信我，没有一个女人向我这样死心塌地的爱过你，过去是这样，这么多年过去了，仍然是这样，因为这个世界上没有什么东西可以比得上一个孩子暗中怀有的不为人察觉的爱情，因为这种爱情不抱希望，低声下气，曲意逢迎，热情奔放，这和成年女人那种欲火炙烈不知不觉中贪求无厌的爱情完全不同，只有孤独的孩子才能把全部的热情聚集起来。我毫无阅历，毫无准备，我一头栽进我的命里，就像跌进一个深渊。从那一秒钟起，我的心里只有一个人，就是你。

第五篇：Scent Of A Woman Script 《闻香识女人》台词

Scent Of A Woman Script I wish you wouldn't do that around me.It's so filthy!It's such a filthy habit.Oh, my God!Look at this.Oh, Jesus!This is so appalling!I can't believe it!I can't believe they gave it to him.Ah, this is pathetic!

Now he's a loser with a Jaguar.Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing ?

-Good morning, sir.It's really, uh,Good morning, Havemeyer.Bene!Bene!Fabulous!Morning, Mrs.Hunsaker.What was that about ?I thought we were goin' to Stowe.'Staad.'Staad, man.Better yet, have my father talk to your father.Or my father talk to your father.You goin' home this weekend, Chas ?

Uh, I don't know.You goin' home to fuckin' ldaho for Thanksgiving ?

I'm from Oregon.I meant fuckin' Oregon.Charlie, how do you feel about skiing ? You in the mood for the white-bosomed slopes of Vermont ? Got a deal going.% off for my friends.My father set it up.Christmas in Switzerland.-'Staad.Not if you've been there.Easter in Bermuda, then Kentucky Derby weekend.We could fit you in, kid.Well, how much are these white-bosomed slopes of Vermont ?

Twelve hundred!Includes a nine-course, champagne thanksgiving dinner.$ is a little rich for my blood, Harry.Well, how short are you ?

How short, Harry ? So short it wouldn't be worth the trouble of you and George to measure.-But, thanks for askin', all right ?What'd you do that for ? You know he's on aid.On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor...You're so full of shit!-----------------Yes ? I'm here about the weekend job.Come on in.Does he got pimples ? He hates pimples.Francine, be quiet.Pimples.Pimples.Yeah.Shush!I'm sorry.It's Charlie Simms.Fine, thanks.Right this way.-You're available the whole weekend ?Not going home for Thanksgiving ?Leave him out!

He's chasin' that Calico ginch from the track houses again!Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.Don't call me sir!I-l'm sorry.I mean mister, sir.Uh-oh, we got a moron here, is that it ? No, mister--Uh, that is--Uh, Lieutenant.Yes, sir, Lieu-Lieutenant Colonel.20 years on the line, nobody ever busted me four grades before.Get in here, you idiot!

Come a little closer.I wanna get a better look at ya.How's your skin, son ?

My skin, sir ?

-Oh, for Christ's sake.You on student aid, Simms ?: A.M.: A.M.Hard workers.You got me all misty-eyed!

So, what are you doin' here in this sparrow-fart town ? I, l--I attend Baird.Attend Baird!

I know you go to the Baird school.Point is, how do you afford it，even with the student aid and the folks back home hustlin' Cornnuts ?

I won a, uh, Young America merit scholarship.Whoo-ah!Glory, glory, Hallelujah Glory, glory, Hallelujah

Who's there ? That little piece of tail ? Get her outta here!Yeah.Can't believe they're my blood.I.Q.of sloths and the manners of banshees.He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker.He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen，and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts.As for the tots, they're twits.How's your skin, son ? I like my aides to be presentable.Well, I--I've had a few zits.Um, but my roommate, he lent me his Clinique because he's from--

“The History of My Skin,” by Charles Simms.You patronizing me, peewee ? Hmm ?

You givin' me that old prep school palaver ?

Baird School!

A bunch of runny-nosed snots in tweed jackets...all studyin' to be George Bush.Well...I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel.You sharpshootin' me, punk ?

Is that what you're doin' ?

Don't you sharpshoot me!

You'll give me forty.Then you're gonna give me forty more.Then you're gonna pull K.P., the grease pit!

I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud...till you don't know which end is up!You understand ?

Yeah.What do you mean, what do I want ?

What do you want here ?

I wa-want a job.A job!

Yeah, I want a job so I can make, you know，my plane fare home for Christmas.Oh.God, you're touching!

From the banks

Of the mighty Mississippi

Workin' the whole night through

Till the riverboat gamblers

Stop to make a killin'

Bring it on back to you

Still here, poormouth ?

Hmm ?

Convenience store...my ass!

Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds.Go on.Dismissed.Dismissed!Evangeline

Evangeline

Mrs.Rossi ?

Charlie, we're up here!Come on up.Hey, Charlie.Hi.Uh, Mrs.Rossi, I got the feelin' I screwed up.It was a bad interview.That was no interview, Charlie.You're it.You're the only one that showed up.You have to take the job.He sleeps a lot.You can watch television, call your girlfriend.I promise you, an easy bucks.I don't get an easy feeling.His bark is worse than his bite.He was a great soldier, a real hero.The man grows on you!

By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.Charlie, please.I want to get away for a few days, and Uncle Frank won't come with us.Six months ago, he could sometimes tell light from dark，but now there's nothing.I feel better having someone else around just in case.Please ?

Okay, Mrs.Rossi.Sure.Come here, you.There you go.Chas!Chas, hold up!

I'm good.That's great.This can't go out.This is on reserve.Here's the thing.I need the book tonight...-for a Thanksgiving quiz with big-shit Preston in the morning.Got it ?Sugarloaf or--Shh.George, why all the noise ?

It's Hunsaker!Go!Go!

I was just messin' around with Chas.Hi, Mrs.Hunsaker.I don't know, ma'am.Oh, who knows ?

Um--

-Did you make this scarf yourself ?Thank you, George.In case I don't see you before the Thanksgiving holidays，Oh, George!

Good evening, boys.Good-bye, Mrs.Hunsaker.Mr.Trask is our fearless leader，a man of learning, a voracious reader.He could recite the “lliad” in ancient Greek...while fishing for trout in a rippling creek.Endowed with wisdom, of judgement sound，nevertheless about him the questions abound.How does Mr.Trask make such wonderful deals ?

Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels ?

He wasn't conniving!

He wasn't crass!

He merely puckered his lips...and kissed their ass!

Come on.Come on.One more!One more, come on!

Aah!

Fuck you!

Mr.Simms, Mr.Willis.Hmm.Mrs.Hunsaker says that you gentlemen were at a vantage point last night...to observe who was responsible for this, uh，stunt.Who was it ?

I really couldn't tell you, sir.Um, I thought I saw someone fooling with the lamppost，but by the time I pulled focus, they were gone.Mr.Simms ?

I couldn't say.That automobile is not just a possession of mine.That automobile was presented to me by the Board of Trustees.It is a symbol of the standard of excellence for which this school is known，and I will not have it tarnished.The automobile ?

The standard, Mr.Willis.-What's your position, Mr.Simms ?I-l'm for Baird.Yes, sir.No, sir.Nothin'.Yeah, a little.Yeah.You're on scholarship from Oregon...at Baird.You're a long way from home, Chas.What's that got to do with anything ?

I don't know how it works out there.But how it works here ? We stick together.It's us against them, no matter what.We don't cover our ass.We don't tell our parents.Stonewall everybody!

And above all, never, never...Ieave any of us twisting in the wind.And that's it.What does that have to do with me being on scholarship ?

Hey, hey!

I'm just tryin' to bring you up to speed, kid, that's it.Thanks.I'll tell you what.Give me a few hours to figure out the moves，and call me tonight in Vermont.I'll be at the Sugarbush lodge, all right ?

All right.You all right ?

Yeah, I guess so.Okay.Try to keep him down to four drinks a day.If you can keep him down to forty, you're doin' good.Try to water them down a little.Do you know how to do that ?

-It's a long ride, honey!Now, get my gear out.Damn it!

She said good-bye to me three times today.What's she got, separation anxiety ?

Cut her off at the door!

Hi, honey.Bye, honey.I wish you were coming with us.Me too.Maybe next time.Yeah.Charlie, this is where we'll be.Good luck, Charlie.Don't let him drink too much.See ya, Charlie!

And no numbers.He loves to talk dirty.All right, let's get to work.L-buckles givin' you trouble ?

Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo ?

Tenderfoot, my foot!

Convenience-store mama's boy.Here.Let me take a look at that.Touch me again, I'll kill ya, you little son-of-a-bitch!

I touch you.Understand ?

My shoulder boards are in the top dresser drawer.Get them, son.The epaulets with the silver oak leaf.Good.Taxi come yet ?

Colonel, where are we going ?

Where we going ?

Freak show central.New York City.That's in New York, son.New York State.Uh, Mrs.Rossi didn't say anything to me about going anywhere.She forgot.-Should we call her, 'cause I--Why not ?

New York--

-New York's too much responsibility.Um--I'm not shuttling anywhere.-Look at those tickets.“First class.”As you were, son.Of course not.Then why do you keep grabbin' my goddamn arm ? I take your arm.Don't be sorry.How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life ?

Yes!

You bet.The old Diet Slice.Thank you, Daphne.Certainly, sir.Ahh!Mmm!

How did you know her name ?

Well, she's wearin' Floris.That's an English cologne.But her voice is California chickie.Now, California chickie bucking for English lady--

I call her Daphne.Oh, big things may happen to that little thing of yours.Look, Colonel，-I'll get you to New York, all right ?Where are we ?Spread the word.Sir ?

On the escort scene.Um, yes, sir.-And welcome to the Waldorf.Manny, sir.I wouldn't know, sir.About what ?With me ?Spit it out!What kind of trouble ?

I saw some guys doing something.To tell or not to tell, or it's your ass.Hmm ?

I'm a wizard.Give me the details, come on.There's this guy at school named Harry.He's this real rich kid.He like...runs the show.Who else ?

There's another guy, George, but George didn't do anything.George and I saw Harry and his buddies doin' somethin'.Now, the folks at Baird，they know you and George can identify the guilty parties ?

Yeah, they think we can.-George is a friend of yours.You trust him ?No, why ?

We got George, we got Harry, we got trouble.They're rich, you're poor.You wanna get rich.You wanna graduate Baird, become a rich big shot like them.No.It's not that way at all.Okay, Charlie!

Here we are, gentlemen: the Oak Room.The Oak Room!

Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels on the rocks.Charlie, sit down here.Uh, perhaps you'll feel more comfortable in this, sir.You look great!