专题:几则英语小笑话
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英语小笑话!~
搞笑英语短文 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he
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英语小笑话
1)不差钱 Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. 一个愁容满面的穷人走进大夫的诊室。 "Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallow
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英语小笑话
校园幽默四则 1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out bu
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笑话几则
男子追赶公车一直到家都没赶上 回来后对老婆说自己赶公车没赶上 不过也好 又锻炼了身体又赚了1元钱 老婆当时就怒了说 你傻啊 要追也追出租车啊 至少赚个起步价与一家上中产
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英语小笑话(集锦39篇)
写写帮会员为你精心整理了39篇《英语小笑话》的范文,但愿对你的工作学习带来帮助,希望你能喜欢!篇一:英语小笑话推荐A Useful Way 一个有效的方法Father: Jack, why do you drink
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英语课堂教学小笑话
英语课堂教学小笑话 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
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英语小笑话 带翻译
One day a person meet god ... ...
God suddenly decide to give the man a wish ... ...
God asked ... ...
What wishes do you have ... ...
The man thinking ... ... -
爆笑的经典英语小笑话
爆笑的经典英语小笑话
英语笑话(一)
老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”
小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?
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英语笑话
英语笑话
笑话一:A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the b -
英语笑话
1.A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓:亲爱的,请你一定要嫁 -
英语笑话
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and call
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英语笑话
英语外来词的不断壮大,逐渐成为汉语中的外来词中不可忽视的一部分,如日常生活中的沙发、 扑克、模特、沙拉、维他命、卡通等,另外随着网络的深人人心,越来越多的网 络词语,像因特
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新生报道笑话几则
新生报道笑话几则新生军训,一群军训学生在操场上声嘶力竭。还有几个却在操场边上晾着 我过去一闻,他们身上好大的酒气!八成喝醉了站不成队了新生报道,我们部门是程序上比较慢的
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小笑话
生日快乐,你快乐以我快乐,你不快乐我不快乐,不管谁快乐,还是祝你生日快乐 失态炎凉时年丑啊,能活到这年头不容易啊 !谁不是这样死皮赖脸的活下去?千万不要有啥想法,活下去吧,生日快
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小笑话
1.一位女子因为老爸欠钱还不上,无奈只好嫁给了债主。新婚第一天晚上,女子对得意洋洋的新郎说:我嫁给你,是因为我老爸欠你的钱,你别太得意! 第二天,女子睁开眼睛,摇醒熟睡的新郎,说:我
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小笑话
小笑话 1、“你愿意尊重她,帮助她,关怀她,爱她一生一世吗?” 被问到这个问题的时候,程序员新郎有点慌,因为这个场景太熟悉了,又是需求还没明确好就把排期给定好了。 2、我对老妈说
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小学生英语故事演讲(小笑话)
Hello,everyone,My name is XXX , XXXX is my English name. I’m in Class (班级)X, Grade(年级)X. Today I will tell you a little funny story and I hope you guys like it!
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小学生英语故事演讲(小笑话)
A little funny story Hello,everyone,My name is Feng Qinyue, Eric is my English name. I’m a 4th grade student from Nanjing Ruijinbeicun Primary School.Today I w