专题：英语幽默句子
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幽默的英语句子
幽默的英语句子1、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。2、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become ot
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幽默句子大全
篇一：幽默搞笑语句,足以让你喷饭! 幽默搞笑语句,足以让你喷饭！ 加入时间：2011-07-05 18:33:46 点击：883 1.你的废话怎么比东方卫视的广告还多啊 2.我要瘦成一道闪电 照亮所
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幽默英语
英语幽默对话buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女:Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：
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英语幽默
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, h
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幽默精辟的句子
幽默精辟的句子1、机会是一个区别英雄与狗熊的台阶，上一步什么都是，下一步什么都不是。2、学识不如知识，知识不如做事，做事不如做人。3、酸甜苦辣是生命的富有，赤橙黄绿是人生的
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幽默哲理句子
幽默哲理句子1、不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。2、人是慵懒的动物，就好像被抓了放在炖罐里的田鸡：水在加温，它虽然觉得不妙，但是还可以忍受，它就忍受着。到了水烧热，开
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整人幽默句子
、不论天涯海角，只要你需要我的时候，我就会“飞”回你的身边。 2、出门在外，老婆有交待，坐车莫坐第一排，菜夹不到站起来，喝酒别把胃喝坏，路边野花不要采，情人莫带屋里来。 3、我听说
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搞笑幽默句子
引导语：大家平时都有发信息的习惯吧。或生活或感情或搞笑，那么你有没有对你的朋友发一些另类的信息呢？下面有20条欠揍短信，你可以试着发一下！ 看看对方什么反映吧！ １.跟你当这么久
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幽默英语脑筋急转弯大全
搞笑英语脑筋急转弯 1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。M
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英语小幽默
Joke:Bill, AL and BillBill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God`s sitting on the great white throne.
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简短幽默英语自我介绍
简短幽默英语自我介绍 简短幽默英语自我介绍1 1、原文Hello, everyone!My name is xxx. Im a 15 years old girl. I live in the beautiful city of Rizhao.Im an active, l
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英语小幽默
The father and his son
Father: You know, Tom. When Lincoln was your age,
he was a very good student. In fact, he was thebest student in his class.
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英语经典幽默故事
英语经典幽默故事故事一
Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. “The best way, sir -
英语幽默故事
外语下载中心http://down.tingroom.com 1、 That man knows the future Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man pa
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英语幽默故事[最终定稿]
英语幽默经典故事 （一） An old man lived alone in northern ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he did
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英语幽默故事
英语幽默故事1 A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it r
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英语幽默故事
英语幽默故事 There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one,
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英语经典幽默故事
My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tri
