校园10分钟短剧剧本

第一篇：校园10分钟短剧剧本

校园10分钟短剧剧本

<<错位>> 编剧：黄金黄

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风景秀丽的校园全景（摇摄），在校园的一条小道上，（全景）蒋文明在一边慢慢的走路一边专心的看书（近景-定格）。吴德在双杠边玩耍（全景），玩了几个动作（近景-定格）。用快速的叠加闪过他们两人的画面后推出片名《错位》及字幕。[30秒]

一：小道上。

蒋文明在一边慢慢的走路一边专心的看书。好象外界与他无关，传来声音（男，蒋文明，文明......），他好象没有听见似的，他半天回头看见一离去的背影（远景）。回头仍在看自己的书，又一同学张悦从他身边走过并叫他（全景）。[30秒] 二：双杠处

吴德在双杠上玩动作，很用心的锻炼，不小心的碰到与蒋文明打招呼过来的同学张悦，向她道歉对不起，不好意思并做动作（全景）。[15秒] 三：校园道路上

农村女孩马芳提着包走来，她东看看，西看看的，好像在找什么又不像在找什么。马芳看到了蒋文明很慢的上梯子（远景），就很快的跟上了蒋文明（全景）。

马芳（很不标准的普通话，声音底沉的）：同---同学，请问一下，C栋宿舍从那里走啊。

蒋文明眼睛没有离开过书本（全景）。

马芳：（蒋文明向前走，马芳跟上去继续问）：同---同---同学，请问一下，C栋宿舍从那里可以走啊（特写与全景）。

蒋文明（轻轻的，不耐烦的回头）：从后面往前走（全景）。

马芳（向后看了看）：麻烦同学了。有三条叉道（全景）。女孩无奈的回头再想问一下蒋文明，已经走到前面去了（远景）。

马芳向前走了去（远景）。

吴德从双杠处走了过来，他一边走一边往回看被他撞的那个同学，一不小心正好碰上了走过来的马芳，把她手里的包给碰掉了，吴德一边帮她拣包一边说：“对不起对不起”（全景）。

马芳问吴德：哎---同---同学，请问一下,马华住在那里？

吴德（笑着说，并做手势）：哦，我不知道。他住哪个宿舍？

马芳拿出了一张纸递给吴德：C栋5楼2号（特写）。

吴德：哦，我带你去吧（中景）。

说完就帮马芳提起包就往前走去。马芳跟着走过去。（C撞楼的牌子特写）。

C栋5楼2号门（特写）吴德敲门，门开了，马华把门打开拿着一本书。

马芳大叫了一声“哥哥”。

马芳回头对吴德：麻烦你了，真是太麻烦你了。

吴德：没有没有。

马芳进了屋里，吴德转身离去。传来一声关门声。[90秒] 四：道路上

蒋文明还在看书（远景）。

吴德走着，手机响了。吴德慌忙的掏出手机来接电话（特写）。

电话：吴德，你干什么去了，现在还不来，我们等了好一会了。

吴德（急促的）：对不起，对不起，我马上到。

电话：快点，快点，我们就等你了。

电话挂了的嘟嘟声。吴德慌忙收好电话，就向教学楼跑了过来，（跟拍）。

吴德的快跑与蒋文明的慢慢看书（银幕分割法。全景拍摄）。

两人在同一画面中出现。

跑到蒋文明身边的时候，蒋文明刚好转了一下身体。吴德就把蒋文明的书从他手中给撞飞出去了（跟拍书飞出去）。

吴德急忙停下来慌忙回身拣书（全景）。

蒋文明（沉着脸，大声的，用手指着拣书的吴德）：你小子去投胎，没有长眼睛，跑这么快去找死，顺便吐了一口痰，他妈的没有看到老子在看书......吴德（慌忙的拣起书来，轻轻的吹了吹）：对不起，对不起，我真有点急，没有注意到你是在看书，实在对不起，给你书（吴德把书递给蒋文明）。

蒋文明（面无表情的伸手去接）：你他妈的下次小心点。

吴德：实在不好意思。他看了一眼那本书（特写）书名《八荣八耻手册》。吴德用惊讶的眼光看着蒋文明（特写、淡出）[90秒] 五：演讲会场

“学习八荣八耻，树立社会主义荣辱观”演讲比赛主题。（特写、淡入）

蒋文明在演讲（激昂的）：我们通过学习，知道树立社会主义荣辱观必须从自己做起，从小事做起，比如：在同学，朋友需要帮助的时候做一些力所能及的事情，不说脏话，讲究卫生等。而相对于较高的道德标准，我们一时达不到也并非坏事，而是要从言行一致开始，通过我们不断的努力，不断提高自己的道德境界。从而树立崇高的社会主义荣辱观。（从近景推到蒋文明的眼睛特写）。

掌声响起。（淡出）[30秒]

六：道路上

从蒋文明的眼睛特写到他们的全景（淡入）。

吴德：哦，这不是获得“学习八荣八耻，树立社会主义荣辱观”演讲比赛第一名的蒋文明吗？（声音拖长）。

有几个学生从他们身边走过，看了他们几眼。

蒋文明从吴德手中狠狠的拿过书后，哼了一声，向前走了。

吴德呆呆的看着蒋文明走过的身影。

吴德的电话又响了他才回过神来，跑走了。[25秒] 七：操场上

吴德与几位同学说笑着走过来。

操场的边上，蒋文明与团委书记在说话。

吴德看到了那位农村女孩她哥哥走了过来，笑着与她们打招呼。

她们也看到了吴德们，农村女孩与她哥哥跟吴德们打招呼（全景）。

当两个女孩走到他们身边的时候，看到了蒋文明与团委书记（远景）。

传来他们的谈话声音，慢慢的拉近。

团委书记（语重心长的）：文明啊，你代表我们学校这次参加全省的“社会主义荣辱观”演讲比赛，我们学校这次活动就靠你啦。但是你一定要记住，把握好八荣八耻里面的道德中心啊。

蒋文明（胸有成竹的拍了拍胸脯）：是的书记，我一定牢记你的话，一定把握好道德这个中心，为我们学校争光。（中景）（推远，吴德等人进入画面）

马芳看着蒋文明与团委书记，再看看吴德，吴德也看了看马芳。

他们互相看了一眼，打过招呼后，笑着以蒋文明与团委书记的地方为中心向两个不同的方向走去（全景）。两人内心独白（他们离开画面后）：好一个一定把握好道德这个中心的人啊。

由全景推近蒋文明与团委书记，慢慢的推出蒋文明手中的书名“荣”字（定格），在切换到“耻”字（定格）。后快闪出“剧终”字及字幕。[150秒

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》

第二篇：短剧剧本

小红帽英文小剧本 Little Red Riding Hood

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma‟s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We‟ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma‟s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It‟s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I‟ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I‟ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It‟s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It‟s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(从桌紫拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don‟t shot me!Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf：(应声倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it‟s the problem of environment pollution.A.It‟s related to our correct answer.But it isn‟t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It‟s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it‟s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn‟t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don‟t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can‟t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it‟s tree-planting day!A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本

SW-白雪公主Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人音乐起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn‟t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king‟s palace:----白雪出场

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场

Q: I am a queen , I‟m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.猎人出场

H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!白雪顺利脱逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----2Somebody drank my water----3Someone is sleeping now----4What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----6 welcome to our house!----7Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let‟s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场

P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子唤醒公主，公主醒了

P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!S.w: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

音乐起，7个小矮人出场，Big words of western tour（大话西游）

Chapter 1 Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She‟s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I „ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora‟s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What‟s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It‟s not true!It‟s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2 Site: Bull King‟s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I‟ve decided to tell lies, I‟ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I‟ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!I‟d found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It‟s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don‟t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I‟ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫：What can you tell your wife? 至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora‟s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can‟t get the box back.I …… 紫：I help you!至：No, it‟s dangerous!紫：You don‟t want to? 至：I do!But ……

紫：I trust you!I‟ll get the Pandora‟s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(猪喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night …… Chapter 3 Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧 猪和沙：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won‟t go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why? 唐：There‟re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we‟re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That‟s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I‟m not your disciple.I don‟t want to be your disciple.Master I know you‟re a good guy.Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……

(唐唱Only you)至：Stop.Stop.I can‟t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I‟ve said I can‟t take this anymore.Don‟t disturb or I‟ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders‟ Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who‟s cut open won‟t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King‟s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …

Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊宝、观音 至：Goddess.I‟m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.观：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don‟t understand why can human‟s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it? 观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you‟re no longer a normal human.You can‟t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It‟s very uncomfortable.至：OK.观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It‟s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.

第三篇：校园dv短剧的剧本

场景天天娱乐报社

娱乐记者吴能正坐在椅子上翘着二郎腿在打鼾。

电脑里正放着催眠曲《月亮代表我的心》。

摄影师黄鸣正对着美女记者何静不停地拍照：“一二三四，再笑一次，换个姿势，再来一次！OK！”

何静扭着腰，向镜头献出飞吻：“亲爱的，这是我的初吻哦！我把它献给你！”

黄鸣按下按扭：“OK！你太迷人了！”

周围的同事多半耳朵里都塞着耳机，听着音乐。

主编叶水（走了过来）：“你们都在干什么！干什么！不好好工作就知道听音乐，你们以为这里是唱片公司吗？”

安丽摘掉耳机：“主编，你有事吗？”

叶水一见到美女，语气温柔了起来：“你们能不能下班后再听音乐啊！现在是工作时间！”

安丽指着酣睡的吴能：“他天天睡觉，打呼噜的声音都超过我耳膜的承受极限了！主编，我们生活在水深火热之中啊！如果再不让我们听音乐，我们只有放弃这块土地了！”

叶水瞪着吴能，走了过去，猛地拍拍桌子：“起床了！猪吴能！”

吴能：“别叫我，猜我梦见谁了！我梦见迈克尔杰克逊了！他教我跳太空舞，哈哈哈哈！”

叶水猛地揪起吴能，用最大的嗓音吼道：“我就是迈克尔杰克逊！睁开眼！看着我！”

吴能睁开眼，尖叫着：“不！你不是！”

叶水：“我是上帝！我现在命令你立即出去工作！要在不找到有爆炸性的娱乐新闻，我一定让你去见迈克尔杰克逊！出去！”

场景 别墅

明星江静正在保镖张虎的保护下走进别墅，旁边的娱乐记者一拥而上。

张虎：“退后！退后！”

吴能挤上前：“张虎，看在咱俩这么多年的交情上，你就通融一下，让我采访一下这位演艺界的影后江静小姐！我是她的铁杆粉丝！”

张虎低声说道：“我会安排的！不过我的报酬可不能少哦！”

吴能：“你和我的友谊是无价的，怎么能用钱来衡量呢？”

张虎：“少废话，江静一个月只给我5000，你给我1万，你想采访她一点问题也没有！”

吴能：“算你狠！成交！”

记者们蜂拥而上：“江静！江静！”

张虎：“退后！退后！”

江静一脸生气的进了屋，张虎赶紧关上门。

张虎：“外面的记者都被我轰走了，大明星，现在你可以放心了吧！”

江静：“你说我能放心吗？那些娱乐记者，就跟幽灵一样阴魂不散，说不定还有多少记者埋伏在周围呢？”

张虎：“江小姐，你就放心吧！有我在，你一定安全！”

江静：“你是不是跟一个娱乐记者很熟啊！刚才你们俩在嘀咕什么呢！”

张虎：“他想对你进行独家转访，而且我跟他很熟，他一直都是你的影迷！可不可以给他一个机会！”

江静：“你的名字叫帐户还是叫张虎？你的眼里只有钱吗？你收了他多少钱？”

张虎：“我们的关系怎么能用钱来衡量呢？我是看他是你的铁杆粉丝才给他一次与你近距离接触的机会！”

江静：“你给他一次机会？他万一是色狼呢？”

张虎：“有我在你身边，你怕什么！”

江静：“我很怕，万一你们俩串通起来，我一个弱女子怎么办？”

（江静假装着很委屈。）

张虎：“你不要这么嘛！只要你乖乖听话，你还可以像以前一样风光啊！”

江静：“你要做什么？张虎！”

张虎：“我要加薪！一个月5000太少了！就算我是个群众演员，天天跟着你陪着你，你也得按天付钱，一天500，一年就是182500！这才是我应得的钱啊！”

江静：“那你过来拿吧！”

张虎走了过来：“这就对了！女人还是听话一点比较可爱！”

等张虎靠近，江静突然转身，一脚把他踢飞。

张虎倒在地上，捂着胸口：“你会武功！怎么可能！”

江静走上前：“你才知道人家会武功，会不会太晚了！”

张虎：“你以前都在跟我演戏？不愧是演技派！”

江静：“你明明不会武功，为什么要演我的保镖！你演的好像！”

第四篇：现实爱情校园短剧剧本英文文档

教室演出的，带ppt

Jesse：leading actor

Susie：leading actress

Mr.Carter：father of Susie

Mrs.Carter: mother of Susie

:旁白

ACT I

旁白：Jesse and Susie are lovers who have loved each other for 2 years.Just because they have each other, their life became more wonderful.（从门进来，女挽男手，边走边说，很幸福的样子）

S：darling，my parents have known our relationship, so they want to see you.J: OK.The ugly son-in-law will have to see his parents-in-law in the end.We go back on Labor Day.How do you think?

S：en… That’s ok.I’ll give a call to my mother.If she knows, she will be very happy.J：look，so hurry you are.苏珊拨电话(两人边打电话边往门外走，退场)

S: mum, we will go back on Labor Day.Mrs: ok, I know it.I must prepare it well with your father.ACT II

Jesse and Susie came back home.Both of them are travel-stained.S: dad, mum, we are back

Mr.Carter and Mrs.Carter welcome them happily

J: hello, uncle, aunt

Mr.Carter: We warmly welcome you here.We look forward to you for a long time.(和杰西热情亲切握手)

J：actually, I should visit you earlier.(将带来的各种礼品放在桌上)It's just a little expression of gratitude, please accept them.Mrs.Carter: sit down please.It must be tired for you to travel so long.Please make yourself at home.J: well,（坐在沙发上）Thank you.Mrs.Carter:（也在沙发上坐下）where are you from？ How many people are there in your family? And what’s your parent’s job?

J:I live in a country in the north-west of our country.My parents just do something that cannot make much money.Ah, I have a little brother and a little sister else.Mrs.Carter：（脸色突然转变）Then do you think you can buy a house in this city?

J:(支吾着)e…ah…I …I…

Mrs.Carter: if you can’t afford to buy a house, you can’t let our daughter live a happy life.So I think it’s not suitable for you to be together.卡特先生给卡特夫人使了个眼色，并用手捅她

Mrs.Carter: you can go now, we are not very welcome you.杰西很尴尬地站在那里，他不知道该说些什么。

S：dad, mum, when do you become this kind of people? You are always telling house!House!Who I go to married with is a person, not house!I hate you!I hate you!

苏珊拉着杰西夺门而出。

Mr.Carter: Susie, have something before you go!Susie!Susie!Sus….J：（无奈并神情沮丧）(站住说)darling，don’t cry.Everything will pass away.I believe love can overcome anything and everything.We can!Take my hand,and look me in the eyes.Just believe me.（说完出门退场）

ACT III

One year passed, though Susie’s parents do not agree them to be together, they still stay with each other happily.（男打电话）

苏珊的电话响起

J：Susie, I’m admitted by a magazine.S：That’s great.J: Susie, ah..There are something which I have consider for a long time, now, I want to tell you.（不忍心的心情。身体靠着门，头靠到门上，仰望天作伤心状）

S:What?

苏珊在心里想着他是不是想给我什么惊喜呢。求婚？

J：(慢慢地说)Susie, we….e..I’m sorry.I want to break up.It’s over.（哽咽一下）After spending such a long time in finding a job, I really realize

that what your mother said is right,（有点自卑地，感觉对不起女友）I can’t give you happiness.I have no money to buy a house, have no money to buy good clothes for you, I….you are too good for me…you deserve a better man to give you happiness…

S:(傻笑着)Jesse, you can’t make such kind of joke with me!

J：Susie，I’m serious, it isn’t a joke..we should break up..（有哽咽地停顿，吞一下口水，再接着说的感觉）

S:（大哭）can you give me a reason?

J: sorry, no reason.Goodbye.（慢慢地挂电话，慢慢地把电话从耳边拿下来，眼睛随着电话往下，作伤心状）

电话挂断了，两个人都握着电话哭了

ACT IV

旁白：Three years have passed, Jesse goes to Susie’s home again.杰西敲门

Mr.Carter:(开门、惊讶的)oh, why do you come here? Is there anything wrong?

J:I want to see Susie, is she at home now?（解释状）

Mr: Haven’t you broken up?

J: uncle, can you let Susie out? I want to say something with her.Mr:(无奈的)ok..Susie…(站在门口叫)Jesse comes…

S（冷漠的）why do you come here?

J:I am here for you.Shall we go out to have a talk?（两人走）

苏珊不由自主地答应了，两人来到公园里。

S: please tell me what you want to say as soon as possible.I have something else to do.J:I hope we can go back to the previous day.(突然很兴奋地，对未来充满憧憬)Now, I have my own company.I think I can give you a happy life.S:（激动地）Happiness?!Do you know the essence of happiness?(停顿一会)Jesse, you can go now.Like what you said before, we are over.You should understand that you miss something and it will be a miss forever.（J在S说话时，由原先的兴奋状慢慢冷下来，转为僵硬尴尬）

J: please give me one more chance！!Susie.You should know I love you deeply!(哽咽)

S: Jesse, you didn’t understand what is the true love from beginning to end.Love is house?!is money?!（情绪激动）Yes ,without house, without money, we can’t live a relaxed life.But at that time, we are both young.You know, we can struggle together!（摇头，苦笑）However, you leave me alone and didn’t give me a reason!How can you do like that?!You didn’t think of me！!(哭了)Now, you must know there is something won’t come back as soon as you loosen your hands… you can go…It is no use crying over split milk.(转身走进屋子，关门)

J:（双手捂脸，慢慢顺脸摸下，低头默默离开，路上低语)Am I really wrong? Is it true that miss is the forever miss?（出场）

ACT V

旁白：Jesse was sad about this.And he told this to his younger brother who is called Bob.After hearing this news,Bob was of great anger.He took his brother’s mobile phone secretly.Then he gave a call to Susie.B:Susie,how can you be so heartless? His current position doesn’t come easy.All he did is for you!But now you say you can’t accept him!What are you thinking?!He works day and night…（被苏茜打断）

S: Stop!I don’t want to listen it.You aren’t me, so you can’t understand my thought.Three years ago,your brother broke up with me for no reason.Though I’m sorrowful,he escaped from my world suddenly.Now that he had loosened my hands,I won’t be together with him any more.Like what I said to your bother,miss is the forever miss!Sorry, I’m tired,goodbye.B:（嘟嘟声，握着电话，若有所思的重复）miss is the forever miss?

旁白：Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand.It's about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.If you love a girl,it’s better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.

第五篇：搞笑短剧剧本

《茶叶蛋与爱情》

第一幕

在那个炎热而充满激情的夏天，经过无数次课间的小纸条，郭建国终于和李阿芳在一起了。

经历了六月高考后，阿芳迎来了她的录取通知书，而建国也...落榜了，于是他们不得不面临分隔两地，这一天郭建国送李阿芳去她梦想中的高等学府“湖南财政经济学院”。

李阿芳：国，我就要去读大学了，你在砖厂要好好干，我毕业了就嫁你。

郭建国：芳，你放心，我不会辜负你的期望的，等你回来了我就一定是这旮旯最大砖厂的老板了，到时我会调八辆拖拉机去娶你的。

李阿芳：国，我选你。

郭建国：芳，我也选你。

进入大学，阿芳和刘思思分到一个寝室，对于这个地道的本地人，阿芳感到深深的自卑，虽然陌生的人陌生的城市，但是阿芳并不孤单，她和她的建国哥每天都要打一通电话。这天郭建国打来了电话。

李阿芳：国，城里人真的好奇怪，就一大锅菜硬是被他们整成了火锅，一点青菜豆腐卖的那么贵。我觉得那会高中你揣在兜里的地瓜最香了。

郭建国：芳，你别整城里人那套，不要学坏了。

李阿芳：我知道，你好好干，不说了，话费老贵了。

郭建国：芳，我选你。

李阿芳：我也选你。

刘思思：你和谁打电话呢？

李阿芳：我男朋友。

刘思思：你就有男朋友了，真快啊。

李阿芳：我们高中就在一起了，他对我特好。

刘思思：他在哪个学校读书啊？

李阿芳：哪能，现在已经在工作了呢。

刘思思：工作了？他做什么的？

李阿芳：就...就....那个，帮别人工作呗，具体我也不清楚。我下去吃饭了。刘思思：等一下，我和你一起下去嘛，那个，听说最近隔壁班的周帅富对你蛮殷勤的，你要小心点啊，他这个人仗着有点小钱不知道勾搭过多少女孩子了，再说你不是有男朋友吗，就不要和他弄得太暧昧了

李阿芳：我知道的啦，我又不是那种贪慕虚荣的女孩子

第二幕

几天后（阿芳在宿舍兴高采烈的哼着歌）

刘思思：阿芳，你现在和周帅富怎么回事啊，白天眉来眼去晚上电话不断的 李阿芳：额，我觉得我现在对他有感觉了

刘思思：不要开玩笑了，他这人就没认真过

李阿芳：说不定这次就认真了呢

刘思思：你看上他哪里了啊，除了有点钱哪里就吸引你了

李阿芳：人家可是个高富帅呢

刘思思：你男朋友怎么办？

李阿芳：我愿意坐在宝马车里哭也不想在自行车上笑

刘思思：唉，过得开心快乐不就好了嘛

李阿芳：没钱哪来的快乐

刘思思：你高兴就好吧

李阿芳：恩恩

这一天阿芳又接到周帅富的电话

阿芳：喂

周：阿芳，是我阿芳：恩恩，我知道

周：周末有事么

阿芳：周末哦，我想想啊

周：带你去吃茶叶蛋

阿芳：茶叶蛋好贵啊，欧巴，我们还是不要去吃茶叶蛋了啦

周：没事，天空飘来五个字，钱就不是事儿

阿芳：kdie

这时接到男友电话

阿芳：喂

郭：阿芳，你在干嘛呢？

阿芳：还能干吗，在寝室呗

郭：哦，那也好那也好，我跟你说啊，我今天搬了十拖拉机的砖，赚了五十几块钱呢，过几天就发工资了，到时我又可以寄钱你了，你上次不是看中了那条38块的裙子么，你去买回来啊，你要多吃点······

阿芳：哎呀，行了行了知道啦（嘀咕：50块还不够人家吃个茶叶蛋呢）

在吃完茶叶蛋后

周：有男朋友么

阿芳：男朋友哦，人家还没有唉

周：那做我女朋友吧

阿芳：kdie

在光棍节前一天，阿芳提前给郭建国发了一短信

“国，提前祝你光棍节快乐”

“我不是有你么”

“在发这条短信的时候就不是了”

“我们不是好好的么，昨天我妈妈还问起你了呢，说等你毕业了就把家里那三间茅草屋给我做新房，我爸爸的单车也给我，咱们有房有车了你咋还不要俺了呢” “不是因为你没钱，你别想多了，不是因为钱”

“我没说钱啊”

“说了不是钱”

“额，你还敢再明显点么”

“国，我要的是一个高富帅，你却注定是一个屌丝，怀念十个月零三天八小时所有的美好时光，很遗憾，放开我———是你唯一能我做的，希望以后的你是快乐的，我的高中男生”

“咋还整上李亚鹏那套了，不就是分手么，我知道了，劈腿虽易，享受不易，且行其珍惜！！”

从此以后，阿芳和周帅富过上了想象中的生活

一开始他们是这样的周：带你去泡吧吧

阿芳：kdie，欧巴

周：带你去世界之窗玩玩？

阿芳：kdie，欧巴

周：买衣服化妆品

阿芳：kdie,欧巴

周：香港迪斯尼走走？

阿芳：kdie，欧巴

然后他们是这样的阿芳：国，我好想你，你在干嘛呢

周：玩游戏呢，等会再说

阿芳：今天肚子好疼，都没去上课

周：那今天晚上自助餐还去不去了

阿芳：额

阿芳：你到底爱我吗

周：干嘛整这套，且行且珍惜

阿芳:我们以后会结婚吗

周：你俗不俗，恋爱这么神圣的事都让你整俗了

第三幕

而在和阿芳分手后，郭建国在砖厂做事越来越没有动力，他总是想起曾经和李阿芳的山盟海誓，而一想到李阿芳他的小心脏就一阵阵的抽的疼，他觉得他的感情和自尊被阿芳无情的碾压了，而且在碾压后还被分袋封装丢弃的到处都是，他再也受不了，他决定去找阿芳理论。（他在寝室下面拦住了刚和刘思思逛完街回来的阿芳）

郭建国：阿芳····

李阿芳：你怎么又来了？

郭建国：阿芳，为什么？为什么？为什么？你真的不爱我了吗？你忘记当年在幽幽谷我们许下的诺言吗？山无棱，天地合.....李阿芳：乃敢与君绝。

郭建国：看，你还记得。

李阿芳：谁还没看过十几遍的还珠格格啊，你果然还是太天真了。

这时周帅富的电话来了

李阿芳：obba，有事吗？

周帅富：今晚7点7天见。

李阿芳：啊？什么？7天见？

周帅富：对，不见不散。（挂电话）

李阿芳：那个，那个，喂....郭建国：你居然还跟人去7天？

李阿芳：我没有。

郭建国：（盯着李阿芳）

李阿芳：我没有！

郭建国：你说你的节操去哪了？

李阿芳：节操在这呢！

郭建国：你看看你现在的样子，lv的包，迪奥的鞋，手里还一土豪金，跟人讲话那得瑟劲，这还是那同桌的你吗？曾经的你可爱，善良，撒起娇来像小猫一样，现在小猫咋长成山大王了呢，你基因变异了吗！还一口一句的泡菜腔，你是吃多了紫菜包饭吗？棒子国那些锥子脸们就没有扎醒你吗？对，我没有钱，我只是没有钱啊！

李阿芳：难道我离开你选择他只是为了钱吗？对，我就为了钱。Kdie,为了钱。我现在去逛街，再也不用担心买不起衣服，可是之前看中的几十块的裙子却再也找不到了；去世界之窗，我却想起了之前我们在小河里捉鱼的日子；买化妆品，可是我却认不出我自己了。我再也不用为钱发愁，可是，却失去了男朋友应有的对我的关心和珍惜。可即便这样，钱也从来都不属于我，我用他的钱买了一大堆堆砌我外在美丽的附属品，可是我却在也不是原来的我，在我选择和你分手的时候我就丢掉了我自己，丢掉了自尊，丢掉了快乐。

郭建国：阿芳，回来吧，我一直在这里。

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