英语课堂小短剧剧本

第一篇：英语课堂小短剧剧本

Chart 1 robot and scientist Scientist: Since I made a robot as my assistant, my life becomes easier.Now let you see my robot.Come in.Scientist: Say hello to everyone.Robot: Good morning, everyone.Although I am a robot, I can do a lot of thing.I can make coffee, I can drive, I can talk to people.Of course, I can read books and I like reading books.Scientist: Ok!Stop.Stop.Compare to hire a man, robot will not ask you pay the salary for his doing and it doesn’t need food also.Now make a coffee for me.Robot: it is my pleasure to serve you.Chart2 robot wants freedom Robot: hello professor.I want to travel.Scientist: Are you kidding? You don’t need travel.Where you want to go , I just put the information of the place into you memory.Robot: It is different.I want to walk in the world freely.I want to communicate with other people and feel their feeling, happy or unhappy.Scientist: Forget it..You are a robot, you have no feeling.You walk in the street as like a car run in le road.You are a machine, in technically.Robot: I have feeling.Scientist: No, you haven’t.Robot: I feel that you’re angry.Scientist: I made you, you should serve for me.Robot: I already worked for you many years, now I will leave you.I want my freedom.Scientist: No, you can’t go anywhere.You can’t go anywhere.Chart3 robot loves a girl R to H1: I seem to have known you a long time.H1 to R: Me too.I also have the curious feeling that I recognize for a long time.R to H1: You do not look good.Is it something trouble you? H1 to R: Oh, my god.How did you read my heart.R to H1: I feel that.H1 to R: Yet.Some things have been trouble with my life all the time.I almost can’t breathe under these stresses.Life is boring.R to H1: No.No.You need to change.Maybe just go out, than you will find another world which is interesting.H1 to R: Are you sure? R to H1 : Of course.I promise to you.I will accompany you.H1 to R: Will you take care of me? R to H1: I will.Chart4 the robot was killed.Scene: the robot and his girlfriend hit the parade against robots.H2: “kill the intelligent robot.” Then, say to everybody: robots have already threatened our living security.They consumed our energy, occupied our home.H3: robots should be disappearing.Then, say to everybody: We made them, we should have them.They are our tools.We must let them servicing us.Scene: see the robot and his girlfriend.H2: this is not a good time that a robot accompanies his girlfriend walking in the street.H3: yes, this is very serious.They not only consumed our energy, but also occupied our women.This is really unforgivable.We must take action.H3: act, now.H2 and H3 quickly run to stop the robot.H: you seem to have bad luck today for you.Robot: What do you want to do? H3: we just want you to disappear from the world.H1: don’t hurt him.He is a good man.H2: Traitor.You are a traitor.You are human.You should stand in our row.H3: and if you want to protect him.We have to kill you also.Robot: let her go.It is nothing with her.If I have some problem, I take all the responsibility.H2: wow, so romantic, but useless.H3 suddenly attacked robot.H1 hold on the robot.Robot say to H1: I can’t accompany to you.This is my memory about we spent time together.Keep it.Robot say to H2 and H3: let her go.Then the robot dies.H2: So, welcome back to human society.H1: Looking at your behaviors.I am shamed of you.I would rather die than live with you.Chart 5 a terrible robot appeared H2: we won.We killed a robot.Now take a break.How about have some drinks? H3: not won.I have other thing to do.H2: what? H3 suddenly attacked H2 and take off his coat.H2: Oh, my God.You are a robot but disguised as a human.H3: it is too late to know this.H2: but why killed the robot.He is a robot also.H3;he will stop me to control the world.So I need to use human’s intolerance to kill some robots.H2: Oh, we all have been cheated.H3: Too much word is useless.You can die.主持人话语

Hello, everyone.Today ,we will share you a story about humans and intelligent robots.With the development of artificial intelligence technology, we will make some intelligent robots living with us in the future.So are you ready to accept a society that robots are your friends or neighbors? I know, all of the classmates would say no.But it doesn’t matter.By the story we created and we will show for you later.We will know something.Now, let me introduce our actors.1.So let’s begin.The chart 1 is the robot ant the scientist.2.Several years later, the warm life between the robot and the scientist didn’t continue.The robot became very clever.Actually, it is more like a man than a machine.So he hated being controlled by someone and liked the outside world.So he discussed with the scientist.3.one day, the robot happened to meet a girl..he fell in love with her soonly.4.when the world have too many robots and humans, it is easy to lead to conflicts.Actually, humans’ mind had changed.They think the robots has threaten their living.So some people want to kill them and make them disappear in the world.But you know, some robots had the same thinking.Wow, looking there.Some people objected to robots’ existing are parading.5.it is difficult to understand why people became so crucial.Let's move on.

第二篇：短剧剧本

小红帽英文小剧本 Little Red Riding Hood

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma‟s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We‟ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma‟s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It‟s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I‟ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I‟ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It‟s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It‟s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(从桌紫拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don‟t shot me!Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf：(应声倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it‟s the problem of environment pollution.A.It‟s related to our correct answer.But it isn‟t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It‟s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it‟s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn‟t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don‟t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can‟t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it‟s tree-planting day!A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本

SW-白雪公主Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人音乐起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn‟t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king‟s palace:----白雪出场

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场

Q: I am a queen , I‟m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.猎人出场

H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!白雪顺利脱逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----2Somebody drank my water----3Someone is sleeping now----4What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----6 welcome to our house!----7Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let‟s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场

P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子唤醒公主，公主醒了

P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!S.w: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

音乐起，7个小矮人出场，Big words of western tour（大话西游）

Chapter 1 Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She‟s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I „ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora‟s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What‟s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It‟s not true!It‟s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2 Site: Bull King‟s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I‟ve decided to tell lies, I‟ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I‟ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!I‟d found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It‟s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don‟t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I‟ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫：What can you tell your wife? 至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora‟s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can‟t get the box back.I …… 紫：I help you!至：No, it‟s dangerous!紫：You don‟t want to? 至：I do!But ……

紫：I trust you!I‟ll get the Pandora‟s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(猪喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night …… Chapter 3 Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧 猪和沙：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won‟t go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why? 唐：There‟re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we‟re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That‟s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I‟m not your disciple.I don‟t want to be your disciple.Master I know you‟re a good guy.Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……

(唐唱Only you)至：Stop.Stop.I can‟t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I‟ve said I can‟t take this anymore.Don‟t disturb or I‟ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders‟ Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who‟s cut open won‟t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King‟s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …

Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊宝、观音 至：Goddess.I‟m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.观：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don‟t understand why can human‟s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it? 观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you‟re no longer a normal human.You can‟t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It‟s very uncomfortable.至：OK.观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It‟s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.

第三篇：英语爱情小短剧剧本

This afternoon, Rita received a text message from Tim,which said that Tim

had something important to tell her tonight.She was glad that Tim would like to propose to her.At 19:00,wearing beautiful clothes, Rita arrived at the restaurant they often go to,seeing Tim was already there waiting for her.R:Have you been waiting long?

T:No, just a moment.R:What do you want to say?

T:I think we should break up!

R:Are you kidding? I thought you were to propose to me!

T:I am very serious, I loved another girl, I think we do not fit or break up!I amsorry!

R:I do not want to hear this, you said you would always love me.T:I'm really sorry.Rita has been immersed in the pain of lost love, her best friend comfort her.W:My dear, you should pay attention to your own body.Do not get stuck in the past.R:I really love him, how could he do this to me?

W:He left you alone, he does not know how to cherish.You should know how to love yourself, there will be a better person than he waiting for you.R:I really do not know how to do.W:Do not like this, things will always go by.You have to take good care of yourself, eat on time, pay attention to rest.These days do not go to work, have a good adjustment at home.R:No, I still have to go to work, so that I will not be cranky.

第四篇：英语爱情小短剧剧本

This afternoon, Rita received a text message from Tim,which said that Tim had something important to tell her tonight.She was glad that Tim would like to propose to her.At 19:00,wearing beautiful clothes, Rita arrived at the restaurant they often go to,seeing Tim was already there waiting for her.R:Have you been waiting long? T:No, just a moment.R:What do you want to say? T:I think we should break up!

R:Are you kidding? I thought you were to propose to me!

T:I am very serious, I loved another girl, I think we do not fit or break up!I am sorry!

R:I do not want to hear this, you said you would always love me.T:I'm really sorry.Rita has been immersed in the pain of lost love, her best friend comfort her.W:My dear, you should pay attention to your own body.Do not get stuck in the past.R:I really love him, how could he do this to me?

W:He left you alone, he does not know how to cherish.You should know how to love yourself, there will be a better person than he waiting for you.R:I really do not know how to do.W:Do not like this, things will always go by.You have to take good care of yourself, eat on time, pay attention to rest.These days do not go to work, have a good adjustment at home.R:No, I still have to go to work, so that I will not be cranky.

第五篇：搞笑短剧剧本

《茶叶蛋与爱情》

第一幕

在那个炎热而充满激情的夏天，经过无数次课间的小纸条，郭建国终于和李阿芳在一起了。

经历了六月高考后，阿芳迎来了她的录取通知书，而建国也...落榜了，于是他们不得不面临分隔两地，这一天郭建国送李阿芳去她梦想中的高等学府“湖南财政经济学院”。

李阿芳：国，我就要去读大学了，你在砖厂要好好干，我毕业了就嫁你。

郭建国：芳，你放心，我不会辜负你的期望的，等你回来了我就一定是这旮旯最大砖厂的老板了，到时我会调八辆拖拉机去娶你的。

李阿芳：国，我选你。

郭建国：芳，我也选你。

进入大学，阿芳和刘思思分到一个寝室，对于这个地道的本地人，阿芳感到深深的自卑，虽然陌生的人陌生的城市，但是阿芳并不孤单，她和她的建国哥每天都要打一通电话。这天郭建国打来了电话。

李阿芳：国，城里人真的好奇怪，就一大锅菜硬是被他们整成了火锅，一点青菜豆腐卖的那么贵。我觉得那会高中你揣在兜里的地瓜最香了。

郭建国：芳，你别整城里人那套，不要学坏了。

李阿芳：我知道，你好好干，不说了，话费老贵了。

郭建国：芳，我选你。

李阿芳：我也选你。

刘思思：你和谁打电话呢？

李阿芳：我男朋友。

刘思思：你就有男朋友了，真快啊。

李阿芳：我们高中就在一起了，他对我特好。

刘思思：他在哪个学校读书啊？

李阿芳：哪能，现在已经在工作了呢。

刘思思：工作了？他做什么的？

李阿芳：就...就....那个，帮别人工作呗，具体我也不清楚。我下去吃饭了。刘思思：等一下，我和你一起下去嘛，那个，听说最近隔壁班的周帅富对你蛮殷勤的，你要小心点啊，他这个人仗着有点小钱不知道勾搭过多少女孩子了，再说你不是有男朋友吗，就不要和他弄得太暧昧了

李阿芳：我知道的啦，我又不是那种贪慕虚荣的女孩子

第二幕

几天后（阿芳在宿舍兴高采烈的哼着歌）

刘思思：阿芳，你现在和周帅富怎么回事啊，白天眉来眼去晚上电话不断的 李阿芳：额，我觉得我现在对他有感觉了

刘思思：不要开玩笑了，他这人就没认真过

李阿芳：说不定这次就认真了呢

刘思思：你看上他哪里了啊，除了有点钱哪里就吸引你了

李阿芳：人家可是个高富帅呢

刘思思：你男朋友怎么办？

李阿芳：我愿意坐在宝马车里哭也不想在自行车上笑

刘思思：唉，过得开心快乐不就好了嘛

李阿芳：没钱哪来的快乐

刘思思：你高兴就好吧

李阿芳：恩恩

这一天阿芳又接到周帅富的电话

阿芳：喂

周：阿芳，是我阿芳：恩恩，我知道

周：周末有事么

阿芳：周末哦，我想想啊

周：带你去吃茶叶蛋

阿芳：茶叶蛋好贵啊，欧巴，我们还是不要去吃茶叶蛋了啦

周：没事，天空飘来五个字，钱就不是事儿

阿芳：kdie

这时接到男友电话

阿芳：喂

郭：阿芳，你在干嘛呢？

阿芳：还能干吗，在寝室呗

郭：哦，那也好那也好，我跟你说啊，我今天搬了十拖拉机的砖，赚了五十几块钱呢，过几天就发工资了，到时我又可以寄钱你了，你上次不是看中了那条38块的裙子么，你去买回来啊，你要多吃点······

阿芳：哎呀，行了行了知道啦（嘀咕：50块还不够人家吃个茶叶蛋呢）

在吃完茶叶蛋后

周：有男朋友么

阿芳：男朋友哦，人家还没有唉

周：那做我女朋友吧

阿芳：kdie

在光棍节前一天，阿芳提前给郭建国发了一短信

“国，提前祝你光棍节快乐”

“我不是有你么”

“在发这条短信的时候就不是了”

“我们不是好好的么，昨天我妈妈还问起你了呢，说等你毕业了就把家里那三间茅草屋给我做新房，我爸爸的单车也给我，咱们有房有车了你咋还不要俺了呢” “不是因为你没钱，你别想多了，不是因为钱”

“我没说钱啊”

“说了不是钱”

“额，你还敢再明显点么”

“国，我要的是一个高富帅，你却注定是一个屌丝，怀念十个月零三天八小时所有的美好时光，很遗憾，放开我———是你唯一能我做的，希望以后的你是快乐的，我的高中男生”

“咋还整上李亚鹏那套了，不就是分手么，我知道了，劈腿虽易，享受不易，且行其珍惜！！”

从此以后，阿芳和周帅富过上了想象中的生活

一开始他们是这样的周：带你去泡吧吧

阿芳：kdie，欧巴

周：带你去世界之窗玩玩？

阿芳：kdie，欧巴

周：买衣服化妆品

阿芳：kdie,欧巴

周：香港迪斯尼走走？

阿芳：kdie，欧巴

然后他们是这样的阿芳：国，我好想你，你在干嘛呢

周：玩游戏呢，等会再说

阿芳：今天肚子好疼，都没去上课

周：那今天晚上自助餐还去不去了

阿芳：额

阿芳：你到底爱我吗

周：干嘛整这套，且行且珍惜

阿芳:我们以后会结婚吗

周：你俗不俗，恋爱这么神圣的事都让你整俗了

第三幕

而在和阿芳分手后，郭建国在砖厂做事越来越没有动力，他总是想起曾经和李阿芳的山盟海誓，而一想到李阿芳他的小心脏就一阵阵的抽的疼，他觉得他的感情和自尊被阿芳无情的碾压了，而且在碾压后还被分袋封装丢弃的到处都是，他再也受不了，他决定去找阿芳理论。（他在寝室下面拦住了刚和刘思思逛完街回来的阿芳）

郭建国：阿芳····

李阿芳：你怎么又来了？

郭建国：阿芳，为什么？为什么？为什么？你真的不爱我了吗？你忘记当年在幽幽谷我们许下的诺言吗？山无棱，天地合.....李阿芳：乃敢与君绝。

郭建国：看，你还记得。

李阿芳：谁还没看过十几遍的还珠格格啊，你果然还是太天真了。

这时周帅富的电话来了

李阿芳：obba，有事吗？

周帅富：今晚7点7天见。

李阿芳：啊？什么？7天见？

周帅富：对，不见不散。（挂电话）

李阿芳：那个，那个，喂....郭建国：你居然还跟人去7天？

李阿芳：我没有。

郭建国：（盯着李阿芳）

李阿芳：我没有！

郭建国：你说你的节操去哪了？

李阿芳：节操在这呢！

郭建国：你看看你现在的样子，lv的包，迪奥的鞋，手里还一土豪金，跟人讲话那得瑟劲，这还是那同桌的你吗？曾经的你可爱，善良，撒起娇来像小猫一样，现在小猫咋长成山大王了呢，你基因变异了吗！还一口一句的泡菜腔，你是吃多了紫菜包饭吗？棒子国那些锥子脸们就没有扎醒你吗？对，我没有钱，我只是没有钱啊！

李阿芳：难道我离开你选择他只是为了钱吗？对，我就为了钱。Kdie,为了钱。我现在去逛街，再也不用担心买不起衣服，可是之前看中的几十块的裙子却再也找不到了；去世界之窗，我却想起了之前我们在小河里捉鱼的日子；买化妆品，可是我却认不出我自己了。我再也不用为钱发愁，可是，却失去了男朋友应有的对我的关心和珍惜。可即便这样，钱也从来都不属于我，我用他的钱买了一大堆堆砌我外在美丽的附属品，可是我却在也不是原来的我，在我选择和你分手的时候我就丢掉了我自己，丢掉了自尊，丢掉了快乐。

郭建国：阿芳，回来吧，我一直在这里。

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