英语短剧剧本 仲夏夜之梦

第一篇：英语短剧剧本 仲夏夜之梦

荷米亚。。夏冰清莱赛德。。。储

狄米崔斯。。荷叶粥海伦娜。。王丽乾

爸爸。。王达

仙王。。何玉婷仙后。。管管

派克。。王霜

旁白。。孙怡晨

第一幕

口白：

There was a law in the city of Athens which gave to its citizens the power of forcing their daughters to marry whomever they pleased.For if a daughter refused to marry the man her father had chosen to be her husband, the father might by thus law cause her to be put to death.Egeus and Hermia上场

Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city.荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。

Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad!I can’t be his wife.I don’t love him.I’ve fell in love with Lysander.爸爸，抱歉。我不能成为他的妻子。我不爱他。我已经爱上了莱赛德。

Egeus: Lysander? Is he better than Demetrious? No!

莱赛德？他会比狄米崔斯好吗？不！

Hermia: Oh!Dad!Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend, Helena, and she, a sweet lady also love him deeply.喔！爸爸，狄米崔斯曾说过，他爱我的朋友—海伦娜，而这一个甜美女孩也深爱狄米崔斯。Egeus: No matter what you say, I’ve decided to let you marry to Demetrious.I stick to do this!

不管你怎麼说！我已经决定让你嫁给狄米崔斯了，我坚决这样做。

Hermia: Oh!Please, please do not!My dear father!Don’t you love me any more? Don’t give me up, please!

喔，不要，请不要这麼做，亲爱的父亲，你不再爱我了吗？请不要放弃我。

Lysander上场

Lysander: Sweet Hermia, my love!What’s going wrong? Let me wipe your heart-breaking tears!

亲爱的荷米亚，我的爱人，怎麼回事?让我擦掉你那心碎的眼泪。

Hermia: My father said that unless I marry Demetrious, or he’ll be put me to death!What can I do?

我爸爸说，除非我嫁给狄米崔斯，否则他将处死我，我该怎麼办？

Lysander: Fear not and hear me.Tomorrow night, I’ll wait for you in the wood a few miles outside the city.If you really love me, getting far away this sad city with me.不要害怕并听我说，明天晚上，我将在城外几哩的树林里等你，如果你真的爱我，就和我一起逃离这伤心的城市吧。

Hermia: I will because I love you so.我会的，因为我如此爱你。

Helena上场

Helena: Hello!Hermia.嗨，荷米亚。

Hermia: I’m so glad to see you, my friend!

我很高兴见到你，我的朋友。

Helena: But Demetrious love you.Oh, teach me how to attract his eyes, please?但是狄米崔斯爱的是你，请教我如何吸引他的目光吧？

Hermia: Take comfort, he no more shall see my face.Tomorrow night Lysander and myself will fly this place.We’ll meet in the wood.Please pray for us and don’t tell others, good-bye!(下)

放心吧，他再也不会看见我的脸了，明晚莱赛德和我将要逃离此地，我们相约在森林里见面，请你为我们祈祷，并且不要告诉其他人，再见。

Helena: I will go tell Demetrious of fair Hermia’s flight, and then he’ll pursue her.I just want to have his sight again.(下)

我要去告诉狄米崔斯,美丽的荷米亚将要离开，然后他将会去追寻她，而我只是想再看见他的容貌。

第二幕(森林中)

口白：Tonight, the moon is so beautiful.The wood was a favorite meeting-place of those little fairies.The king is always thinking, but what is he thinking of? The atmosphere is a little strange

这个树林是精灵最喜欢的聚会地点，可是仙王和仙后此时发生了严重的争吵。

Oberon: I’ll meet by moonlight, proud Titania.真不巧又在月光下遇见你，傲慢的泰妲妮亚。

Titania: What jealous Oberon!You are as lovely as before.Why dou’t you become a little handsome?Your head is just a pig head.Your stomach is like a big melon.下

Oberon: Well, go your way.Before the morning dawns, I will make you suffer for this injury.Come here, my gentle Puck.好，你走吧，在黎明之前，我一定要为这侮辱惩罚你。我的好派克，过来。

Puck: I’m here, my lord.我在这儿，我的主人。

Oberon: Fetch me the juice of that little purple flower, laid on the eyelids of those who sleep, will make them, when they awake, love madly the first thing they see crazily.替我把花拿来，一旦将那紫色小花的汁液滴在睡眠者的眼皮上，当他们醒来时，便会疯狂的爱上所看到的第一件东西。

Puck:.I’ll do that very well.Believe me.(下)

我会办好这事的，相信我。

第三幕(森林的另一处)

Lysander: Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood;if you think it good, and tarry for the comfort of the day.好人，你在树林中跋涉著，累得快要昏倒了，要是你同意，让我们休息一下吧。Hermia: Be it so, Lysander.Good night, sweet lover.就照你的意思吧，莱赛德。晚安，爱人。

Lysander: I wish sleep give you all his rest!

愿睡眠给你充分的休养。

Hermia: I will share with you.我愿与你分享。

两人同睡，Puck上

Puck: Ah!Who is here? This is he, the cruel youth.And she is the lady.Pretty soul!She durst not lie near this lack-love.Churl, I’ll drop the love-juice in your eyes.Hey!It’s so funny!(下)

啊，谁在这儿？这是那残酷的年轻人，而她就是那个女孩。美丽的人儿，她竟然不敢睡近这没心肝的恶汉。坏东西，我将在你的眼精滴进爱情的花液。嘿，真有趣。

Helena上

Helena: I am out of breath in the fond chase!The more my prayer, the less is my grace.Who is lying on the ground? Oh!He is Lysander!Is he dead or asleep? Good sir, if you are alive, awake.这痴心的追赶使我累得喘不过气来，我愈是祈求，却愈惹他讨厌。是谁躺在地上?喔，是莱赛德，他是死了还是睡著了?好先生，如果你还活著，就醒醒吧。

Lysander: What a pretty beauty!Helena, I would through fire for your sweet sake.多漂亮的美女，海伦娜，我愿为你赴汤蹈火。

Helena: Do not say so, Lysander.Don’t you love Hermia?

别这麼说，莱赛德。你不爱荷米亚吗？

Lysander: I don’t love her at all.For me, she is just a black raven, and you are a white dove.我一点也不爱她，对我而言，她只是只乌鸦，而你是只白鸽。

Helena: Oh!Why was I born to be mocked and though nothing of by everyone? Is it not enough, young man? That a lady, of one man refused, should of another be so abused!(下)

第四幕

Oberon:Demetrious and Lysander are gone to seek a place to fight in.Puck, this is your carelessness;or did you do it purposely?

狄米崔斯和莱赛德已经去找地方打架了。派克，这都是因为你的粗心，还是你故意的？Puck: Believe me, king of shadows, it was a mistake.相信我，国王，那是无心之过。

Oberon: You heard, I command you to fill the night with a thick fog, and let they shall not be able to find each other.And when they are asleep, drop the juice of this other flower into Lysander’s eyes.你听著：我命令你使黑夜中充满浓雾好让他们找不到对方。当他们睡著时，就解除莱赛

德的魔法。

Puck: I know, I know

我懂，我懂。

Oberon: Go about this quickly, Puck.and all things shall be peace.(两人同下)

派克，赶快去办这件事！一切事情都将和平解决。

第五幕(森林中四人熟睡著)

口白：These people, at no great distance from each other, sleeping on a grass-plot.Puck: Look!How careful I am!I’ll release the magic.When you are awake, everyone will find true love.This is really a happy ending!(下)

看！我是多麼的小心！我要解除魔法。当你们醒来时，每个人将找到真爱。这真是快乐结局！

大家都醒来

Hermia: Oh!Lysander, the doings of the night are too strange!Do you still love me or not?噢！莱赛德，今晚真奇怪！你还爱不爱我？

Lysander: I still crazy about you!But I dreamed I love Helena ……how mad!

我依然爱你的！但我梦到我爱上海伦娜，多麼疯狂！

Hermia: Ay!I had the same dream!

哎！我做了同样的梦！

Helena: Me, too.Now I just wonder if Demetrious love me as in the dream?

我也是，现在，我只想知道狄米崔斯是否还像梦中那样的爱著我？

Demetrious: Helena, I promise, now all my faith and all virtue of my heart is only you!海伦娜，我保证我一切的忠信一切的心思只属於你

Hermia: Oh!Here comes my father

噢，我父亲来了。

Egeus: You!You dare to get far away!I’ll beg the law, the law, upon your head!Demetrious, I’m so sorry!

你，你竟敢逃离！我将要求依法惩办你！狄米崔斯，真抱歉！

Demetrious: Don’t say that.Now the lady I want to marry is Helena

别这麼说，现在我想娶的是海伦娜。.Egeus: Is it true?

真的吗？

Lysander: Yes, it is.Please, please let Hermia marry me too, I’ll bring her happiness, I swear.是的。也请把荷米亚嫁给我吧，我会带给她快乐的，我保证。

Hermia: Oh!Dad!Please, he is really a perfect guy.喔，爸爸！请答应吧，他真的是个完美的人。

Egeus: Hmmm…, since Demetrious wouldn’t marry you, I will no longer opposed your marriage with Lysander.Now, you these lover, can we come home?

嗯，既然狄米崔斯不娶你，我也不再反对你嫁给莱赛德。现在，你们这些恋人，我们回家吧？

四人：Yes!

好！

大家一起离开森林

Oberon: Look!What the sweet couples they are!

看！他们两对恋人是多麼甜蜜！

Titania: I like to see their smiling face.我喜欢看见他们的笑脸。

Puck: I also like to hear their laughter.我也喜欢听到他们的笑声。

Puck: And now they have only to think that they have been asleep and dreaming.And I hope no one will be so hard to please as to be offended with this pretty, harmless Midsummer Night’s Dream.现在，就把它当作睡觉时的奇幻梦境吧！同时我希望没有人会对这一个美丽且无害的仲夏夜之梦仍然生著气。

第二篇：英语短剧剧本

英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子

人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪

地点：野外 主持人：

Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。)

Look!The three little pigs are coming.(瞧，三只小猪来啦！)小猪一： What are you doing.brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？)小猪二：

I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢)小猪三：

I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢)小猪一：

But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木

棍一点也不坚固呀。)小猪二：

What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢，小弟弟？)小猪一：

I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：

Bricks？ That’s very difficult!（砖头？ 那很困难啊！）小猪一：

I know, but sticks are very strong and safe!

(我知道，但是砖头很结实！)

主持人：

Oh… wolf is coming.Be careful, three little pigs(喔

…狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。)狼：

Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快

开门。)小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！）

狼：吹

主持人： But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍

一点也不结实。）

The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了)

He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了）

狼：

Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快

开门。)小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！）

狼：

吹

主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹)

But bricks are very strong(但是砖头做的房子非常坚

固。)

The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。)

所以人： Thank you!

第三篇：剧本-英语短剧

灰姑娘的百万英镑

Betty-灰姑娘Sally-富翁姐Tom-富翁弟Penny-衣店老板Jimmy-衣店小二Jason-白马王子Jessica-后妈Susan-后姐William-后哥Bobby-歌星 James-主持人Robin-酒店服务员Julia-服务员 Angel-服务员 Vicky-有钱人

第一幕（Betty在认真扫地，Susan比划衣服，William高兴地吃东西）

Susan：Bobby will hold a concert the day after tomorrow, I’m so excited.William: Oh,he is a real superstar,I want to go there.Betty: I want to go too.Susan:You?Look at yourself,so dirty and so ugly.Jessica:Clean the room and cook for us,you have many things to do.so if you want to go,finish your work.第二幕（Tom and Sally正在享受按摩）

Sally: life is so boring.Tom:I agree with you,Life is so boring.Sally:Let’s have a bet.Tom:Bet on?

Sally:Ok, we will give a poor person a million pound and I think everyone will like him because of his money,he will live a happy life.Tom: Sally,I don’t think so.Money is not everything, we can live a happy lives without money,we have love.Sally: Sure,Let’s go and find the person,Er..who will be the luck dog.第三幕（Betty做完工作，正试着衣服）

William：Susan, look at Betty,her dress is so beautiful.Susan:Mom,mom.I like her dress(抢衣服)

Betty：No，that’s my dress.It’s my father bought for me.Jessica: It’s doesn’t matter,Susan.(转脸对Betty)，you are our servant.Get out!and clean the garden,pick up all the leaves.第四幕（Betty委屈的拣树叶，看着William等离开，Tom和Sally在花园外看到Betty）Sally：oh，Young lady.would you please come here a moment?

Betty:Who? me?

Tom:Yes, you.Betty: What can I do for you?

Tom: I wonder, young lady.if you’d mind us asking a few questions?

Betty: Certainly.Sally: What’s your name? why don’t you join the concert?

Betty: My name is Betty.I can’t go, because I must do housework at home, and I have no money to buy the ticket.Sally: Tom, give her the letter.Betty: For me?

Tom: For you.Oh no, you mustn’t open it now.you may open it 30 minutes later.Betty: Why?

Sally: There’s money in it.Betty: Thank you!But I can’t receive it.Tom: We appreciate your honesty, young lady.That’s why We give you the letter.Sally: Betty ,30 minutes later, promise?

Betty: Promise!

Sally: Let’s go, Tom.(30 minutes Betty打开信封)

Betty：Oh my god!

第五幕（衣店，Betty进店，Jimmy 上）

Jimmy：What can I do for you?

Betty: Can you show me some dresses?

Penny 上下打量Betty，指示Jimmy带到地下室

Jimmy：This way!

Betty: Thank you

Jimmy: These dresses are fashionable.They are new style in this summer.Penny: Jimmy, serve her quickly and get her out of the side door.Jimmy:Yes, madam。

Betty: l like this one, l willwear it, er……..l don’t want to pay now.If you don’t mind , l’d like to open an account andsettlewithyou in three day, you see l haven’t any small change.Jimmy: Here we go,l suppose a beautiful young lady like you can only carry large change.Betty: l just don’t want to embarrass you with a large note.Jimmy: what makes you think we can’t change a large note? As a matter of fact, we can!Betty: In that case, there’s no problem!

(Jimmy拿着钱惊呆，一句话也说不出来)

Penny: What ' s up? What ' s the trouble What ' s wanting?

Betty: I am waiting for my change.Penny: Come, come, get her her change Jimmy, let her going.Jimmy: Change?

Penny: Change!

Jimmy: Could it..., is it easy...?(把钱递给Penny)

Penny: Oh my lady GaGa.Jimmy, you are a fool.(转脸对Betty)take off this dress, and follow me, pick the best in.This way please.Look at this one, and this one.They are fit for you.Betty: I come here for only one dress.Penny: you need these all seasons.Betty: Oh, I can ' t give you all these orders.Or you have to wait indefinitely for payment.Penny: Indefinitely, a weak word.Eternally, Lady.Betty: Thank you.(Betty穿上了漂亮的裙子，去演唱会)

第六幕（演唱会，Fans尖叫Bobby I love you）

James: Ok let’s welcome our superstar, Bobby!

女保镖上，Bobby戴墨镜走上舞台，唱Michael Jackson的歌，众人欢呼，Bobby和Susan握手，Susan晕，被拖下。Bobby 继续握手。

这时Jessica看到Betty

Jessica: Are you Betty?(自言自语)What happened to her? Look at her dress, It’s beautiful.Fans: She is a millionaire in the newspaper.Jessica: Dear god!Forgive me.(转脸对Betty)Let’s go home together, my daughter.Do you want

to drink or eat something, I’ll buy some for you.Wait for me a moment.(William和Susan看到Jessica对Betty好，很不高兴)

William: Don’t go home with us.Susan: I hate you forever.（准备推到Betty）

Jason出现、阻止，一起走出演唱会

Betty: Thank you

Jason: It’s my pleasure.Would you mind to answering me a few question?

Betty: Yes.Jason: Who are they? Why do they want to hurt you?

Betty: Oh they are the children of my stepmother.They don’t like me.And I can’t go home.Jason: You should find a hotel now.Let’s go.(找到酒店，Betty和Jason道别)

Betty: Thanks for helping me

Jason: You are welcome, goodnight

Betty: Goodnight

第七幕（酒店内）

Robin: who live in NO.300 room

Angel：Miss Mu

Robin: I’ll move her up.Robin: prepare the suite immediately, send up fresh flower-rose.I want you to pay attention to what I have to say.Go back to the door and look out for that girl-the millionaire.Angel: Yes, sir.Robin: Excuse me, Miss Mu, you have to move up this room, the room is occupied by a millionaire.Vicky: This is where I am, and this is where I stay.What’s the meaning of this? Get out, all of you.Robin: You must move, and I assure you, It’s temporary.Vicky: Who will come here?

Robin: A young lady-Betty, she is a millionaire.Vicky: I won’t stand for it.This country is going to the dogs.(Betty进酒店)

Robin: Good evening, lady, and welcome.We are honored that you can be here.We can show you all your comforts.Julia: Allow me, this way

(Vicky 很生气，于是她想了一个办法)

Vicky: Everybody likes Betty why? she only has a million pound note,yes, Because of her money, HaHa……(自言自语)

Vicky: Julia, can you do me a favor?

Julia: Of course, madam.Vicky: Go to the No.300 room, and find the million pound note, then hide it, next tell the reportor that Betty is a liar.Julia: Yes Madam.（消息很快传开）

Robin：Really？Really？Really？Really？Ok，move her out right now.Jimmy&Penny: she is not a millionaire.(把送的衣服全抢回来)，she is a real liar.(一起说Liar，Liar，Pants on fire)

(Jason出现)

Jason: What is wrong with you?

Betty: I can’t find the million pound note.Jason: Is money important in your life?

Betty: No.listen to me, The million pound note doesn’t belong to me.Jason: Are you kidding?

Betty: It’s not a joke, It’s ture.I’m not rich.I have not money, I’m not a millionaire.Jason: Betty, I don’t care whether you’re rich or poor.Betty: you’re wonderful.Angel: Betty, The million pound note is under the carpet in the hall.Betty: Thank you!

Betty: I’ll take the note back to that two kind-hearted people tomorrow.最后一幕

Betty: Thank you, but I don’t need so much money, I can live a happy live without money.Tom: Sally, I win the bet, I told you before that note can do anything.Jason: May I say something?

Tom&Sally: Jason? My dear son&nephew.Jason: I agree that the note is extremely powerful but It is quite ture to say that it can do anything.You see I love Betty because she is Betty, not a millionaire.Sally: Come, come, Jason.But for the note you’d never have met.Tom: How do you know? They might have been fated to meet.完（金钱不是万能的，不要因为它忽略你身边的爱）

第四篇：英语短剧剧本

Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：

(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy，what are you doing?

Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：

Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you?

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma：

（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma：

Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：

(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：

(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter：

(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter：

Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．

Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma：

(从桌紫拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：

(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma：

I'll thread it.Hunter：

(拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：

You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don’t shot me!

Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf：(应声倒下)

Hunter：

The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you Whose Fault Cast Mr.Green Miss Blue Police Nurse Doctor Daughter------------------Scene I(Green Garden St.)(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr.Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens...Two people came out of their cars angrily...)Miss Blue: Oh!It's you, Mr.Green...Do you know how to drive your car? Mr.Green: You see that I was driving across the road!Wow!There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)Police: What's happened? Mr.Green: She has bumped into my car!Miss Blue: No!It is himself that drove past the red light...(Quarrel again...)Police: Has any one been injured? Mr.Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.Miss Blue: I ache all over too.(Both of them mourn painfully...)Police: Then I'll call an ambulance(O-E-O-E...).------------------Scene II(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)Nurse: Who is injured?(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)Nurse: What's your name, Mr.? Mr.Green: Call me DPP Green.Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression)Oh!Go to the corner and sit there.Mr.Green: But...(nurse interrupts)Nurse: Go!Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss? Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.Nurse:(gentle and smiles)Oh, Miss this side, please.Would you tell me how you are feeling? Miss Blue: Oh!I ache all over...Nurse: OK!I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.(Mr.Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)Mr.Green: Nurse, I...I feel...Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?(Mr.Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.Doctor: Ok!I see...How are you, Miss? Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...Doctor:(Check)It's ok...don't worry about it.I'll give you some medicine.You'll get well soon......Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..(Miss Blue leaves.)Doctor: Next one.(Mr.Green comes in and Dr.reads his medical record)You are called DPP Green!Mr.Green: Yeah!Any problem with that ? Doctor: Hmm...(Consider)DPP Green(Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you? Mr.Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache(The doctor interrupts him impatiently)...Doctor: I...I...I see, Miss Lin – give Mr.Green an injection...Mr.Green: What? An injection?(Nurse takes out the syringe)Nurse: Where do you want to inject?(Mr.Green is frightened and shivering...)Mr.Green: Well, doctor...that...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.Nurse: Wait!Don't go...(Nurse pulls Mr.Green and forces him to enter the injection room)Mr.Green: Wow!......That hurts!(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr.Green leaves in terrible pain.)------------------Scene III(Taiwan House)(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)Daughter: Dad...Mom...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale.Mom, you look terrible, too.Mr.Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...Miss Blue: What!That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)Daughter: Oh!I understand it.Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.(Both of them are still quarrelling....)

英文小短剧本文转自www.xiexiebang.comiminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......英语童话剧(剧本)Rabbit's birthday

旁白：There are a lot of lovely animals in the forests.They're living a happy life.Little rabbit wants to invite some friends to his birthday party.Early in the morning, the rabbits are busy.第一幕

1.音乐起，房子，小树上场 Houses: We are houses.Trees: We are trees.Tree1: I'm tree.I'm a little tree.Tree2: I'm green.Tree3: I'm tree.I'm a beautiful tree.Trees: We are the forest.(树后退至背景处)2.音乐起，花上场

Flower1: I'm red flower.Flower2: I'm yellow flower.Flower3: I'm purple flower.Flower4: I'm blue flower.Flower5: I'm pink flower.Flowers: We are flowers.3 音乐起兔上

Rabbit: Today is my birthday.I invite a lot of friends to my birthday party.I'm waiting for them in my house.(到房子里等待，从窗口探出头等待)第二幕：小兔朋友上场 1、音乐起，萝卜上

Turnip: I'm a turnip.I grow and grow.I'm getting bigger and bigger.I'm ripe now.2、音乐起，猴子跳上场

Monkey1: I'm monkey.I can jump.Monkey2: I'm monkey.I can jump,too.Monkey1: Little rabbit invited us to her birthday.Let's go.Monkey2: OK!边跳边唱儿歌：Might as well jump.Jump!Go ahead, jump.Might as well jump.Jump!Go ahead, jump.3、遇见萝卜

Turnip： Hello, monkeys!Look I'm ripe.Please pull me up.Monkey1: Today is rabbit's birthday.We can take this turnip as a birthday present for her.Monkey2: All right.Let's try.Monkeys: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!We can't pull you out!4、小猪上场

Pig : Oink-Oink!I want to go to rabbit's birthday!Oink-Oink!~~ Monkey1: Pig!Pig!Help!Help!Pig : What are you doing ? Monkey2: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit.But we can't pull it out.Please help us!Pig& Monkeys: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!We can't pull you out!5、小鸟上场 [Little birds]mp3 跳舞 放音乐 Bird1: I'm bird.Bird2: I'm bird.I can sing in the tree.Bird3: I'm bird,too.Birds: We're birds.Monkey1: Birds!Birds!Help!Help!Monkey2: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit.But we can't pull it out.Please help us!Animals: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!We can't pull you out!6、狮子上场，音乐起

(看见小动物们)Lion : Roar-Roar!What are you doing? Monkey1: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit(声音要胆怯)Lion：I want to go with you.Animals: No,no no.Go away!Lion: I know I'm not good.But~~I can help you pull out the turnip.(动物们讨论一下)Animals：All right.But you must treat everyone well from now on.Lion: OK!Animals: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!Hurrah!Hurrah!We pull out the big turnip!Lion: Let's carry the big turnip to the rabbits.Monkey1: Let's go!Monkey2: Let's sing.Animals: OK!(扛着萝卜，唱着歌，绕场一周)

第三幕：在小兔家，小兔一家正在准备东西 1（狮子来敲门，小兔听见狮子，不敢开门）Lion: Open the door!Open the door!Rabbit: Oh!Lion!I don't want to open the door!Mumy: Dear, please open the door.Rabbit: No,no!Mumy: No, it's not good.We are all the friends.(小兔想了一下）Rabbit: OK!(大家进门，把礼物送给小兔)Animals: Happy birthday to you!Rabbit: Thank you!2 兔妈妈端上水果

Rabbit: Apples, apples, red apples!(边说边分)Animals：Apples, apples, red apples!Rabbit: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas!Animals: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas!Rabbit: Grapes, grape,purple grape!Animals: Grapes, grape,purple grape!Animals：Apple red, apple sweet~~~(音乐起，围着大萝卜又唱又跳)Rabbit: Hello,friends!Come on!Let's dance.Let's sing!Animals: Happy birthday to you!(蛋糕上，摆pose)(全剧终)

第五篇：英语搞笑短剧剧本

三打白骨精

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look, boss(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)? E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备

开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh, Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder, please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

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