cf英语

第一篇：cf英语

1.口号语音：

OK, let's going on!（出发！）

Fire in the hole!（开火！）

2.杀敌语音（以男性为准）：

命中头部 Head shot（爆头）

连杀2人 Double kill（双杀）

连杀3人 Multi kll（多杀）

连杀4人 Occur kill（突然杀）

连杀5人 Nnbreakble！（坚不可摧！）

连杀6人 Nnbelievable！（难以置信！）

连杀7人 You wanna a piece of me?（你想修理我吗？）连杀8人 Come get some！（再来些吧！）

雷杀 Yeah！!（耶！！）

刀杀 Ha~Ha~Ha~（哈哈哈…）

3.无线电消息（飞虎队有中文语音）：

Z键： 1.Roger that /Copy that 肯定/收到

2.Negative 否定

3.Anemy site 发现敌人

4.Bombs on the ground here 发现炸弹

5.Sector clear 这里无异常

X键： 1.Nice shootGood job 干得漂亮

2.Keep going and stay strong,team 坚持到底

3.Follow me 跟我来

4.Cover me 掩护我/我需要支援

5.Waiting for 前锋队员请等待

C键： 1.A side A点集合2.B side B点集合3.Hold position 坚守阵地

4.Stick together, team 全体集合5.Storm the front 突破

4.角色：

保卫者 Global Risk，潜伏者 Black List，生化幽灵 Ghost.男性：斯沃特SWAT赛斯SAS奥摩OMOH飞虎队

女性：猎狐者夜玫瑰CSOL灵狐者

第二篇：CF游戏规则

比赛将按照团队竞技模式、爆破模式、歼灭模式的比赛顺序和指定地图5vs5进行比赛。每种模式获胜积1分，先积2分的队伍获胜。（开启队友伤害）

第一个比赛模式：团队竞技模式。复活时间设置为3秒，150人标准，先达到150人的队伍获胜。（队长抽签决定警或匪）比赛地图为：沙漠-1 TD 第二个比赛模式：爆破模式。包含3局7回合比赛，每局结束后，重新建立房间，双方互换角色进行比赛，先赢两局者胜。（队长抽签决定警或匪）比赛地图为：沙漠-灰

第三个比赛模式：歼灭模式。9回合决出胜负，不换边。选手可以使用地上能捡到的任何武器和道具进行战斗，直至消灭对方。（队长抽签决定警或匪）比赛地图为：死亡十字

比赛大区： 四川一区

比赛注意事项：

※所有选手不可以使用CF点武器和装备，对每局比赛中的枪械暂不做限制。（只有正式华盛杯比赛才限制）

※比赛中禁止使用人形喷图。

※使用Bug进行比赛时，会对相关参赛者进行1次警告。如果无视该警告继续进行游戏时，直接判负。

※使用非法程序及外挂时，不进行警告直接通报，直接判负。

※参赛人员必须本人到现场参加比赛，任何人在比赛中使用聊天频道，会对相关参赛者进行1次警告。如果无视该警告继续进行游戏时，直接判负。

※选手在比赛的过程必须自觉维护比赛公平原则,不得有任何作弊、冒名顶替、重复报名等行为，如果发现将立刻取消比赛资格。

※参加比赛的战队如有1人缺席比赛的，可由自队的替补选手参加比赛，如有其他战队替补选手代替的，则取消其战队成绩，对手战队自动晋级；参加比赛的战队如有2人以上缺席比赛，将视为该战队自动弃权。

※比赛中战队如果受到两次犯规警告后将失去比赛资格。※出现平局加赛前需重新抽边来决定保卫者和潜伏者。※本赛事的各项工作的最终解释权归华盛太空网吧所有。

私人网吧举行DNF比赛注意事项以及游戏规则？ U9U6游戏战歌网：

说明：本次比赛在网通华北2区比赛，没有本区游戏人物的必须选用本网吧公用游戏人物，如有不想选用本网吧公用游戏人物的话，可以自带游戏人物参加比赛，但是要必须严格遵守本网吧比赛装备要求，如有不符合规定的，将被取消比赛资格。

新起点网吧公用游戏人物介绍：**** 总规则：

1、比赛地图个人赛——死亡之塔、2、比赛中途不能换人；

3、不可以使用主动觉醒技能；

4、不可以使用除无色小晶块之外的任何消耗品或材料；

5、不可以使用任何第三方软件；

6、必须服从现场裁判安排；

7、不得辱骂裁判与其他选手、不得使用非法手段妨碍他人比赛；

8、违反以上任一规定将取消比赛资格。

比赛装备武器要求：

（1）不可以使用宠物；

（2）只可以使用通过游戏内任务获得的称号；（如不灭之王、王之守护等）

（3）不可以使用史诗装备、武器

（4）不可以使用拥有召唤、无敌、反伤效果的装备和武器；

（5）不可以使用带有被攻击时可以中断他人技能效果的装备和武器；（如悲鸣草背心、地狱冥炎之镯）

（6）不可以使用霸王之契约、达人之契约；

（7）武器只限制蓝色武器，不可以使用封装武器，最高强化只能加7；

（8）比赛过程中可以更换装备和武器，但必须遵守以上规定；

（9）装备和武器不符合以上规定，将被取消比赛资格；

比赛赛制：

初赛一，10:10组队赛，每局为1：1PK，3局2胜制，赢的10人晋级，等待裁判宣布下一轮比赛。

初赛二，输的10人举行5：5组队赛，每局为1：1PK，3局2胜制。赢的5人晋级，等待裁判宣布下一轮比赛。

初赛三，其余5人举行个人赛，1人晋级其余4人被淘汰。16人晋级。

中赛一，8：8组队赛，每局为1：1PK，3局2胜制，赢的8人晋级，等待裁判宣布下一轮比赛。

中赛二，输的8人举行4：4组队赛，每局为1：1PK，3局2胜制。赢的4人晋级，等待裁判宣布下一轮比赛，其余4人被淘汰。12人晋级

总赛一，6：6组队赛，每局为1：1PK，3局2胜制，赢的6人晋级，等待裁判宣布下一轮比赛。

总赛二，其余6人举行3：3组队赛，每局为1：1PK，3人晋级，其余3人举行个人赛，1人晋级。

总赛三，5：5组队赛，每局为1：1PK，5局3胜制，赢的5人晋级，等待裁判宣布下一轮比赛。其余5人淘汰。

总赛四，最后2局5人举行个人赛，本次比赛不限制任何CD技能和觉醒，坚持到最后的一名为本次冠军。

总赛五，最后1局4人在次举行一次个人赛，本次比赛不限制任何CD技能和觉醒，坚持到最后的一名为本次亚军。

第三篇：CF感人事迹!

CF感人事迹！

有一天，有个傻子在网吧里看见有许多人在玩穿越火线(简称CF)，看见他们用着枪，向前勇敢的冲，他也激动不已。于是，向家里要了钱，在网吧里第一次进入了CF，他很激动，也很紧张，第一界面，他进入了“新手营”然后看见需要输入昵称，他左思右想，终于想到个，他缓缓的打上“傻子”然后购买了斯沃特，因为他觉得斯沃特很帅气，他进入了游戏商城，不知道买什么枪好，于是旁边的人告诉他，新手一般先买M4A1练习，他购买了M4A1，进入了“新手训练营”由于傻子很笨，过了几个小时才通过训练营里的关。

傻子很激动，傻子拿着他M4A1进入了频道1，房间多得不盛数，他随即点了进去，有种说不出的感觉。傻子第一次的战斗，依然打得很萎缩，傻子到处躲躲藏藏，战绩一直不好，直到游戏快要结束时，傻子才碰巧杀了一个敌人，对于我们来说可能不算什么，但对于傻子来说，是他的希望开始了。

一日复一日傻子每天都在网吧里呆呆的练CF，从他出来的“笑脸级别”现在已是上等兵了，过去的这段时间里，傻子技术没改变多少，自己的战绩一直都是负着的，可傻子并没有灰心，他依然坚守阵地，努力得练习着。一直到有一天，傻子进去频道3里，看见VIP房名上写着“点灭_妞丶只想幸福”傻子不知后果的进去了，看见左边T位占满了“Brave.军团”战队的人，里面有很多下士，而CT位只有 妞丶只想幸福，他们一直在骂她，啥子见了，同样缓缓的打着“你们不许欺负她！”没想到，“Brave.军团”战队人一起骂他们，然后叫傻子准备，要求进去点灭他俩，傻子准备了，没想到，游戏就开了...傻子缓缓的打上“没事的，我会保护你的！”在这场战斗中，傻子被打得落花流水，根本没有反击的机会。但是傻子心里知道，只要她不受伤害，傻子做什么都可以！“妞丶只想幸福”说到“傻子，谢谢你了，你以后叫我妞妞就行了！呵呵。”傻子觉得心里很舒适。

于是，在后面的日子里，妞妞和傻子一直在一起娱乐，每天，傻子都早早的去网吧等妞妞上线，时间缓缓流逝，傻子又原来的上等兵，已经升职到了少尉，妞妞由原来的一等兵升职到了中士，妞妞心里知道，一直以来都是傻子帮助她的，但是，好景不长，一天，傻子知道了妞妞是在练小号，而妞妞的大号已经中校了，傻子知道后，心里酸酸的。终于有一天，傻子不吃午饭的就去网吧等妞妞上线，可妞妞的名字一直是深灰色，没有上线，3点钟了，妞妞终于上线了，傻子喜出望外，但看了妞妞的显示，没有在他们约定的频道来，而妞妞在别的频道里，于是傻子赶忙换了频道，找到了妞妞，那VIP房，又再次出现了“点灭_妞丶只想幸福”啥子很生气的进去，里面不再是同一个战队的了，而是来自不同战队的人，上士，中士，下士，都有，他们都在骂妞妞，都说她是骗子，但傻子心里相信这不是真的，但妞妞一直沉默着，没有回复一句话，傻子依然慢慢说着“不许欺负她！”好像又回到了过去，游戏依然开始了，傻子虽然已经是少尉了，但面多人数过多的敌人，傻子还是被打得落花流水，战斗过后，妞妞已经下线了...一个上士给傻子发送了悄悄话，说到“那 妞丶只想幸福 是骗子，她假扮别人的老婆，叫老公送装备给自己，你为什么还要帮她？”傻子慢慢回复到“因为我相信妞妞！”傻子心里清楚，他偷家里的钱，不给自己充装备，而是充给了妞妞，有时候，吃饭的钱都充给了妞妞。

第二天，妞妞上线了，傻子依然早早的等她了，妞妞找到了傻子，跟他说“我是骗子，以后不要再来找我了”傻子依然傻傻的说“我不建议，求你了”过了一会，傻子勇敢的说到“妞妞，嫁给我好吗？再给我一次机会！”妞妞讽刺的说到“哟，可以呀，你先充给我180天的M4A1-S和180天的爱之雷和180天的军用手斧，猎户者装备180天的，CF VIP 3个月，我就答应嫁给你！”傻子还不知道妞妞是骗子，只说了一句“等我！”

这么多的装备总价对于傻子来说，是一个天文数字，但傻子依然为那约定而在努力，傻子在后面的日子里，只要5QB就帮新人练CF号到下士，1QB等于100CF点，傻子依然积攒着，在湖北二区里，大多数到下士的，都是傻子带练出来的，傻子每天只吃小块面包，就在网吧做一整天，有时还连续着通宵，网管一天对傻子说“孩子，你每天来这玩，受得了么？最好还是休息下吧！”傻子笑笑说“我能受得了，我身体好着呢！”傻子心里知道，一直是那个约定撑着傻子的意志！2个月后。傻子所积累的CF点已经达到了目标的20%，他依然不懈的努力着...转眼间，半年就过去了，傻子马上就可以攒到目标的CF点了，这天，傻子登陆了自己半年多没上的号，他依然去和妞妞约定的频道，他依然在大厅里喊着“5QB代练CF升至下士！”傻子看见了频道里有VIP房，他想进去问问，没想到进去后看见了中校，和一个上校，他们没有娱乐，而是在甜言蜜语，傻子呆呆的看着那位中校，没有说什么，因为傻子知道，那位中校，就是妞妞！妞妞也没再说话了，也沉默了，过了半天，傻子才挤出一句话“5QB代练CF升至下士！”那位上校看后，讽刺的说了一句“老婆，看那傻子，尽然才收5QB，真是傻子啊，哈哈！”妞妞赶快说到“不许你叫他傻子！”上校听后，叫来许多战队里的人，他们都疯狂的用大喇叭刷着骂傻子，一句接一句，傻子两眼都是泪水，过了一会，房间里进来许多上士，更高的还来了为上尉，原来，这些人都是傻子以前代练过的，房间里不仅挤满了帮傻子的人，大厅里也挤满了帮傻子的人，喇叭也刷起帮傻子的话，那位上校和他战队里的人都早已消失在频道里，傻子终于知道，原来自己不孤单，自己拥有这么多的朋友，在他受欺负时，有这么多朋友帮助他！这时，傻子不禁的哭了，妞妞一直在跟傻子说话，可傻子没有回复半句，傻子下线了。

妞妞赶忙退出了大号，上了小号，去到和傻子约定好的频道里等待着傻子，因为妞妞知道，每一个没到下士的号，都有可能是傻子在代练，可日复一日，傻子终究没有上线，妞妞每天很早就在约定的频道里等待傻子，可每一天都很失望。有人说，“傻子可能专区了吧？”有的人又说“傻子可能去玩别的游戏了吧？”妞扭总说“不会的，我和傻子约定好的，答应嫁给他！” 可是，又有谁能知道呢？傻子在半年时间里，每天都只吃小块面包，身体已经非常虚弱了，傻子发着高烧，依然在网吧代练，为了什么？只为了能实现约定的诺言，正因为这样，傻子已经无声无息的离开了这悲惨的世界，湖北电信二区，傻子已经离开了！永远不会回来了...而妞妞，依然在约定的频道等待着傻子上线...

第四篇：1991年英语高考试题cf

1991年英语高考试题(MET)

第Ⅰ卷

第一部分(K)英语知识

Ⅰ.语音和拼写知识（共10小题，计分5%）

A)从A、B、C、D中找出其划线部分与所给单词的划线部分读音相同的选项。例： have

A.gave

B.save

C.hat

D.made 答案是C.1.month

A.government

B.common

C.along

D.monument 2.cough

A.daughter

B.enough

C.fight

D.neighbour 3.ahead

A.cheap

B.break

C.season

D.breath 4.natural

A.nature

B.population

C.practice

D.native 5.salt

A.chalk

B.calm

C.almost

D.half B)以下所给单词均不完整，请从A、B、C、D中选出适当的字母或字母组合，使其完整与正确。例：alr_____dy

A.ea

B.ee

C.ie

D.eu 答案是A。6.capt_____ n

A.ai

B.ia

C.ie

D.ei 7.techni _____

A.gue

B.cue

C.kue

D.que 8.p _____ sonous

A.io

B.oi

C.eo

D.oe 9.st _____ mach

A.u

B.a

C.e

D.o 10.tr _____ sers

A.au

B.ou

C.aw

D.ow Ⅱ.单项填空（共30小题，计分15%）

从A、B、C、D四个选项中，选出可以填入空白处的正确答案。例：He comes late sometimes, _______ ?

A.is he

B.isn't he

C.comes he

D.doesn't he 答案是D。

11.Will you _______ me a favour, please?

A.give

B.make

C.do

D.bring 12._______ , I went to the railway station to see my friend off.A.After eating quickly my dinner

B.After my quickly eating dinner

C.After eating my dinner quickly

D.After eating my quickly dinner 13.I learned to _______ a bicycle as a small boy.A.drive

B.ride

C.operate

D.run 14.Does _______ matter if he can't finish the job on time?

A.this

B.that

C.he

D.it 15.A computer _______ think for itself;it must be told what to do.A.can't

B.couldn't

C.may not

D.might not 16.Don't smoke in the meeting-room, _______ ?

A.do you

B.will you

C.can you

D.could you 17.—Have you moved into the new house_______ ?

—Not yet.The rooms.A.are being painted

B.are painting

C.are painted

D.are being painting 18.Alexander Graham Bell invented _______ telephone in 1876.A.(不填)

B.a

C.the

D.one 19.We _______ each other the best of luck in the examination.A.hoped

B.wanted

C.expected

D.wished 20._______!There's a train coming.A.Look out

B.Look around C.Look forward D.Look on 21.—Will somebody go and get Dr White?

—He's already been _______.A.asked for

B.sent for

C.called for

D.looked for 22.The murderer was brought in, with his hands _______ behind his back.A.being tied

B.having tied C.to be tied D.tied 23.—We haven't heard from Jane for a long time.—What do you suppose _______to her?

A.was happening

B.to happen

C.has happened

D.having happened 24.She heard a terrible noise,_______ brought her heart into her mouth.A.it

B.which

C.this

D.that 25.Mrs Smith warned her daugther _______ after drinking.A.never to drive

B.to never drive

C.never driving

D.never drive 26.—Do you know Jim quarrelled with his brother?

—I don't know, _______.A.nor don't I care

B.nor do I care

C.I don't care neither

D.I don't care also 27.—How did you find your visit to the museum?

—I thoroughly enjoyed it.It was _______than I expected.A.far more interesting

B.even much interesting

C.so more interesting

D.a lot much interesting 28.We couldn't eat in a restaurant because of us had _______ money on us.A.all;no

B.any;no

C.none;any

D.no one;any 29.On Saturday afternoon, Mrs Green went to the market_______, some bananas and visited

her cousin.A.bought

B.buying

C.to buy

D.buy 30.These oranges taste _______.A.good

B.well

C.to be good

D.to be well 31.The students _______ busily when Miss Brown went to get a book she in the office.A.had written;left

B.were writing;has left

C.had written;had left

D.were writing;had left 32.When and where to build the new factory _______yet.A.is not decided

B.are not decided

C.has not decided

D.have not decided 33.The secretary worked late into the night, _______ a long speech for the president.A.to prepare

B.preparing

C.prepared

D.was preparing 34.I can hardly imagine Peter _______ across the Atlantic Ocean in five days.A.sail

B.to sail

C.sailing

D.to have sailed 35.—The light in the office is still on.—Oh, I forgot _______.A.turning it off

B.turn it off

C.to turn it off

D.having turned it off 36.The hero of the story is an artist in his _______.A.thirtieth

B.thirty

C.thirty's

D.thirties 37.No one can be sure _______ in a million years.A.what man will look like

B.what will man look like

C.man will look like what

D.what look will man like 38.Without electricity human life _______ quite different today.A.is

B.will be

C.would have been

D.would be 39.John was made _______ the truck for a week as a punishment.A.to wash

B.washing

C.wash

D.to be washing 40.Although he is considered a great writer, _______.A.his works are not widely read

B.but his works are not widely read

C.however his works are not widely read

D.still his works are not widely read

第二部分(KU)英语知识综合运用 U.完形填空（共25小题，计分25%）

阅读下面短文，掌握其大意，然后从41—65各题所给的四个选项中，选出一个最佳答案。

On the night of the play, Jack was at the theatre early and he was already dressed in a policeman's clothes long 41 the end of the first scene.He certainly looked the part all right, he thought as he 42 himself in the mirror.He 43 thought of going out into the street to see 44 he could pass as 45 out there.Just for 46 ,of course.Then he suddenly felt nervous.After all, it was his first time to 47 a part in a play.48 could he face all those people 49 the play? He put his head in his hands and tried to 50 his lines(台词), but nothing 51 to his mind.A knock on the door made him look 52.He was to go on stage(舞台)in the second scene.“Have I 53 my part and ruined(破坏)the play for everybody?” he thought to himself.But 54 was only the manager.She 55 how nervous he was and 56 he should stand near the stage 57 he could watch and follow the play.It was a good 58 of getting rid of his nervousness, she said.She was right, it seemed to 59.In fact the more he watched the play, the 60 he felt himself part of it.At last the 61 came for him to appear on the stage.But suddenly the manager came to him again, 62 worried as she placed a hand on his arm to 63 him back.“Has anything gone 64 ?” Jack asked.“I'm afraid you're going to be 65 ,” she said.“They've jumped three pages of the play and have missed your part out completely.” 41.A.before

B.by

C.after

D.at 42.A.looked

B.showed

C.admired

D.enjoyed 43.A.just

B.even

C.still

D.already 44.A.how

B.why

C.as if

D.whether 45.A.a policeman

B.an inspector

C.an officer

D.a manager 46.A.joke

B.fun

C.play

D.exercise 47.A.make

B.join

C.have

D.give 48.A.Where

B.Why

C.When

D.How 49.A.following

B.attending

C.watching

D.observing 50.A.read

B.remember

C.understand

D.learn 51.A.came

B.went

C.happened

D.got 52.A.away

B.up

C.out

D.down 53.A.passed

B.left

C.missed

D.failed 54.A.this

B.that

C.she

D.it 55.A.wondered

B.imagined

C.noticed

D.examined 56.A.agreed

D.encouraged 57.A.where

D.there 58.A.idea

D.plan 59.A.do

D.act 60.A.less

D.more 61.A.hour

D.period 62.A.feeling

D.growing 63.A.hold

D.push 64.A.bad

D.wrong 65.A.frightened

D.pleased

第三部分(U)英语应用

B.suggested

B.way

B.win

B.harder

B.minute

B.take

B.excited

C.that

C.better

C.moment

C.catch

C.mad

C.persuaded B.when

C.path C.work

B.looking C.sounding

B.late

C.disappointed Ⅰ.阅读理解（共20小题，计分40%）

阅读下列短文，并做每篇后面的题目。从四个选项中，选出能回答所提问题或完成所给句子的最佳答案。

(A)

O.Henry was a pen name used by an American writer of short stories.His real name was William Sydney Porter.He was born in North Carolina in 1862.As a young boy he lived an exciting life.He did not go to school for very long, but he managed to teach himself everything he needed to know.When he was about 20 years old, O.Henry went to Texas, where he tried different jobs.He first worked on a newspaper, and then had a job in a bank.When some money went missing from the bank, O.Henry was believed to have stolen it.Because of that, he was sent to prison.During the three years in prison, he learned to write short stories.After he got out of prison, he went to New York and continued writing.He wrote mostly about New York and the life of the poor there.People liked his stories, because simple as the tales were, they would finish with a sudden change at the end, to the readers'surprise.66.In which order did O.Henry do the following things?

a.Lived in New York

b.Worked in a bank

c.Travelled to Texas

d.Was put in prison

e.Had a newspaper job

f.Learned to write stories

A.e, c, f, b, d, a

B.c, e, b, d, f, a

C.e, b, d, c, a, f

D.c, b, e, d, a, f 67.People enjoyed reading O.Henry's stories because

A.they had surprise endings.B.they were easy to understand.C.they showed his love for the poor.D.they were about New York City.68.O.Henry went to prison because

A.people thought he had stolen money from the newspaper.B.he broke the law by not using his own name.C.he wanted to write stories about prisoners.D.people thought he had taken money that was not his.69.What do we know about O.Henry before he began writing?

A.He was well-educated.B.He was not serious about his work.C.He was devoted to the poor.D.He was very good at learning.70.Where did O.Henry get most material for his short stories?

A.His life inside the prison.B.The newspaper articles he wrote.C.The city and people of New York.D.His exciting early life as a boy.(B)

Indianapolis is the capital and largest city of Indiana,U.S.A.With a population of 744,000, it is one of the largest cities in the world that cannot be reached by water.However, Indianapolis is a city through which many railways, roads, buses and planes pass.There are many factories which make trucks, farm tools, and electrical things.These factories cause little pollution for the city.Butler University, well-known for engineering, and the law and medical schools of Indiana University, are in the city centre.Nearby is the Indianapolis race course, where the nation's most famous car race is held each year on May 30th.If you visited Indianapolis you would be able to find your way around easily because most of the streets cross each other like a chessboard(棋盘).In the centre of the city, called the Circle, stands the Soldiers'and Sailors'Monument, 100 metres high.Also in the centre there are many buildings made of the famous Indiana stone, which makes them white in colour.71.What is Indianapolis best known for?

A.Its yearly motor race.B.Its schools and libraries.C.Its universities and medical schools.D.Its Soldiers' and Sailors' Monument.72.You can NOT travel to Indianapolis by

A.boat.B.train.C.car.D.bike.73.From the text, what do we learn about the size of Indianapolis?

A.It is the largest city in the U.S.A.B.It has a population of over a million.C.It has a population of under a million.D.It is one of the largest cities in the world.74.It is easy for a stranger to go about in the city because

A.most of the buildings are in the centre of the city.B.there are many different ways of travelling there.C.the buildings are very close to each other.D.the city is planned in squares.75.Many buildings in Indianapolis are white because

A.they are painted white every year.B.the Indianan people keep them clean.C.they are made of a special stone.D.there is little pollution from factories

(C)

Moscow,Russia(space news)—“The computer is a better chess player,” insisted Viktor Prozorov, the loser.“It seemed as if it were laughing after every good move.I know I should have beaten it for the sake of mankind(为人类着想), but I just couldn't win,” he announced and shook his head sadly.Prozorov's disappointment was shared by several grand masters who were present, some of whom were so upset that they shouted at the machine.Many chess players said that this meant the end of chess championships(锦标赛)around the world, since the fun had been taken out of the game.The computer walked—or rather, rolled—away with 5,000 dollars in prize money and limited its remarks to a set of noises and lights.76.Which of the following best gives the main idea of this newspaper article?

A.5,000 dollars goes to a computer!

B.New invention: a laughing computer!

C.World's best chess player beaten!

D.Computer defeats man in chess!77.How did some of the grand masters feel about the chess game between Prozorov and the

computer?

A.They thought that the game was no fun.B.They thought that the game wasn't fair.C.They agreed that Prozorov didn't play well.D.They were unhappy that the computer had won.78.What was it that Prozorov felt most bitter(懊恼)about?

A.That he didn't win the $ 5,000.B.That he hadn't tried his best.C.That he had lost to a machine.D.That this was the end of the chess game.79.After winning the game,the computer

A.laughed.B.walked away.C.made some remarks.D.gave out some lights and sounds.80.Many chess players felt that playing with a computer would

A.make the game tougher.B.make the game less interesting.C.make man appear foolish.D.make man lose lots of money.(D)

One day a few years ago a very funny thing happened to a neighbour of mine.He is a teacher at one of London's big medical schools.He had finished his teaching for the summer term and was at the airport on his way to Russia to give a lecture.He had put a few clothes and his lecture notes in his shoulder bag, but he had put Rupert, the skeleton(人体骨架)to be used in his lecture, in a large brown suitcase(箱子).At the airport desk, he suddenly thought that he had forgotten to buy a newspaper.He left his suitcase near the desk and went over to the shop.When he got back he discovered that someone had taken his suitcase by mistake.He often wonders what they said when they got home and found Rupert.81.Who wrote the story?

A.Rupert's teacher.B.The neighbour's teacher.C.A medical school teacher.D.The teacher's neighbour.82.Why did the teacher put a skeleton in his suitcase?

A.He needed it for the summer term in London.B.He needed it for the lecture he was going to give.C.He wanted to take it to Russia for medical research.D.He wanted to take it home as he had finished his teaching.83.What happened at the airport?

A.The skeleton went missing.B.The skeleton was stolen.C.The teacher forgot his suitcase.D.The teacher took the wrong suitcase.84.Which of the following best tells the teacher's feeling about the incident?

A.He is very angry.B.He thinks it rather funny.C.He feels helpless without Rupert.D.He feels good without Rupert.85.Which of the following might have happened afterwards?

A.The teacher got back the suitcase but not Rupert.B.The teacher got back neither the suitcase nor Rupert.C.The teacher got back Rupert but not the suitcase.D.The teacher got back both the suitcase and Rupert.第Ⅱ卷

Ⅱ.书面表达（共1题，计分15%）

上海出版一份“学生英文报”，对象是我国的学生。请用英语为该报写一段人物介绍，介绍少年体育明星孙淑伟。内容要点如下：

1.简况：孙淑伟(Sun Shuwei)，男，14岁，广东(Guangdong)人

2.训练项目：跳水(diving)

3.取得成绩：第十一届亚运会冠军，第六届世界游泳锦标赛冠军

（亚运会：the Asian Games 冠军：champion 游泳锦标赛：swimming championships）

4.其他情况：从小就喜欢游泳，8岁进广东省跳水队；在学校里认真学习，在跳水队里认真训练，13岁进入国家队；一年后(1990)夺得第十一届亚运会金牌；今年年初获第六届世界游泳锦标赛

冠军 注意：

1.要有标题。

2.介绍须包括所有内容要点，但不要逐条译成英语。

3.介绍的长度为80—120个词。

1991 年 答 案（MET）KEY TO 1—85: 1.A 2.B 3.D 4.C 5.C 6.A 7.D 8.B 9.D 10.B 11.C 12.C 13.B 14.D 15.A 16.B 17.A 18.C 19.D 20.A 21.B 22.D 23.C 24.B 25.A 26.B 27.A 28.C 29.A 30.A 31.D 32.A 33.B 34.C 35.C 36.D 37.A 38.D 39.A 40.A 41.A 42.C 43.B 44.D 45.A 46.B 47.C 48.D 49.C 50.B 51.A 52.B 53.C 54.D 55.C 56.B 57.A 58.B 59.C 60.D 61.C 62.B 63.A 64.D 65.C 66.B 67.A 68.D 69.D 70.C 71.A 72.A 73.C 74.D 75.C 76.D 77.D 78.C 79.D 80.B 81.D 82.B 83.A 84.B 85.B Ⅱ One possible version:

Sun Shuwei—A World Champion in Diving

Sun Shuwei, a world champion in diving, is a boy of 14 from Guangdong.He loved swimming when he was a small boy and at eight he became a member of the diving team in Guangdong Province.He studied hard at school and trained hard for five years before he came to the national team.A year later in 1990, he won a gold medal at the 11th Asian Games and became a world champion at the 6th World Swimming Championships early this year.

第五篇：cf搞笑顺口溜

cf搞笑顺口溜

篇一：搞笑顺口溜

搞笑顺口溜

考试不作弊，放你他妈屁

考试不翻书，简直是头猪

作弊不要慌，逮到就要装

生是中国人，死是中国魂

要我学洋文，死都不可能

抢饭不积极，智商有问题

上课不放屁，肠道有问题

语文老师一回头、鲁迅甘为孺子牛

数学老师一回头、六元六次都能求

英语老师一回头、满口洋文跑全球

物理老师一回头、一根杠杆撬地球

化学老师一回头、二氧化碳变汽油

劳动老师一回头、破铜烂铁来走秀

体育老师一回头、黛玉也能踢足球

政治老师一回头、全班同学都梦游

美术老师一回头、蒙娜丽莎也风流

樱桃好吃树难栽，恋爱好谈口难开，青春一过没人爱，抓紧时间谈恋爱，百花过去下年开，时间过去永不来，祝你今年桃花开．

1岁出场亮相，10岁天天向上，30基本定向，40处处吃香，50告老还乡，60打打麻将，70晒太阳，80躺床上，90挂墙上。

涨停几时有，把酒看K线。不知中国股市，还能牛几年？ 我欲清仓归去，又恐明年万点，踏空不胜寒。与其储蓄负利，不如股市去玩。少追涨，勿杀跌，夜安眠。不应有恨，获利总在无意间。月有阴晴圆缺，股有横盘涨跌，此事股难全。但愿人长久，我等共赚钱。

浓茶泡着，香烟叨着；***躺着，报纸看着；手机挂着，小车坐着；音乐赏着，小秘陪着；补药吃着，小酒喝着；肚皮鼓着，时装穿着；桑拿涮着，舞厅跳着；小姐搂着，麻将搓着；私房住着，情人养着；宠物喂着，景点转着；亲朋护着，后门开着；外债借着，公款花着；小辫留着，尾巴藏着；警车叫着，心坎揪着；手铐戴着，监牢蹲着；苦水咽着，悔泪滴着。

叽叽复叽叽，公鸡泡母鸡。

考试够刺激，答题靠心机。

上课听不懂，都怪老古董。老师废话多，麻烦又啰嗦。

生是中国人，死是中国魂。

要我学英文，根本不可能。

至今思项羽，不会说英语。

语文不合格，更显我性格。

数学不合格，老师全负责。

英语不合格，因为我爱国。

考试考得好，全靠同桌好。

考试考不好，同桌做不好。天天上学愁更愁，老师讲课无离头；

听得我就像梦游，次次批评无理由；

功课多得想报仇，作业做得傻了头；

光阴不似箭，日月不如梭。

功课全靠抄，不然就不交。

上学等放学，放学就过节。

一年又一年，此意恨缠绵。

同学本是同班鸟，一到放学各自飞，一天就这样OK~···

东风吹，战鼓擂，现今世界谁怕谁。

只因南风吹，雨微微，全怪自己太会吹。

天苍苍，野茫茫，作文纸上见四行

开始我只是喜欢上作弊这个尤物，后来我就爱上了考试这门艺术；

开始我只是喜欢上QQ这个尤物，后来我就爱上了聊天这门艺术；

开始我只是喜欢上金钱这个尤物，后来我就爱上了抢劫这门艺术；

开始我只是喜欢上做官这个尤物，后来我就爱上了贪污这门艺术。

不到北京，不知道官小不到深圳，不知道钱少不到东北，不知道自己酒量不好不到草原，不知道狼多肉少不洗桑拿，不知道自己弟弟太小,不开车，不知道奔驰蓝鸟不上市场买菜，不知道什么叫斤斤计较不得性病，不知道什么叫幸福后的烦恼.超短裙，露内裤，矮胸露出半个乳。中裸为体，西裸为用，裸犹未裸，是为中庸。

唱两首旧歌，打两个烂波（打波：摸乳房），一结账几千多，回家听老婆罗嗦。天若有情天亦老,人若有情死的早.一回生两回熟三回路边走四回逛街口，五回出入手牵手六回有空搂一搂，七回许愿池里硬币投八回幸福生活有眉头，九回经济困难天天愁十回有了新欢拜拜喽！

你说我神经，来了120；你说我多情，惊动了110。你哭哭啼啼，121就下雨；你发一发火，119就找我！

上帝给我一双脚，教我如何屹立不倒，可我只学会了--逃跑；上帝给我挺拔的腰，教我如何百折不挠，可我只学会了--招摇！

你是风儿我是沙，我是叶儿你是花，你乖别人都在夸，没你我会去酒吧，忧伤一醉地上爬，想你念你天也塌，酒醉过后大街趴，警察叔叔送回家！

最新八大傻：恋爱不成上吊的，做爱时候不叫的，别人送钱不要的，偷看别人撒尿的，找鸭还要发票的，合同签成无效的，只跟老公睡觉的，看着手机傻笑的！

老婆是大树，一定要抱住；情人是小草，一定要护好；栽一棵大树，种一片小草；大树下乘凉，草地上溜鸟，和谐社会，绿色环保，啊，这样的日子多美好！

蝴蝶对小蜜蜂说“你真够小气的，装一肚子甜言蜜语却一句也舍不得给我说”，蜜蜂说“哼，还说我呢，你头上顶那么长两根天线咋不给我发短信？”

党出烟，你出肺，为了国家多收税；党出酒，你出胃，喝得美了正好睡；党出小姐，你陪睡，得了性病报药费；党出贪官，你行贿，革命工作真他妈累！

祝事业如飞机上做爱=一日千里；工作如洞房花烛夜=一炮走红；成就如小孩的鸡鸡=来日方长；财富如妓女收入=与日俱增；为人如老太小伙做爱=古道热肠。

夜幕降临后，我们的社会是这样的：有喝的、有碰的、三拳两胜玩命的;有喊的、有唱的、抓着话筒不放的;有胡的、有杠的、每圈都有进帐的;捏脚的、揉背的、按摩按到裸睡的;想念的、爱慕的、电话两头倾诉的;谈情的、说爱的、地上搂着乱踹的;眉来的、眼去的、惹的老公生气的;沾花的、惹草的、害的老婆乱找的;表演的、猛练的、跳楼招来观看的;狂欢的、作案的、满街都是乱窜的;卖文明用语的、嫖娼的、陋室独自玩枪的;撬门的、盗墓的、做梦都想致富的;开房的、上床的、干到高潮叫娘的;手摸的、舌舔的、干出小孩不管的;补肾的、吃鞭的、一干通宵累瘫的。

感叹女人：漂亮的不下厨房、下厨房的不温柔、温柔的没主见、有主见的没女人味、有女人味的乱花钱、不乱花钱的不时尚、时尚的不放心、放心的又没法看。感叹男人:有才华的长的丑、长的帅的挣钱少、挣钱多的不顾家、顾家的没出息、有出息的不浪漫、会浪漫的靠不住、靠的住的又窝囊。

打牌打得好，说明有头脑；打牌打得精，说明思路清；打牌打得细，说明懂经济；打牌不怕炸，说明胆子大；打牌路数邪，说明懂科学；打牌有怪招，说明素质高；动辙就打架，说明年轻化；

赢了不吵嚷，说明有涵养；输了不投降，竞争意识强；敢打单吊牌，肯定有后台；输赢都不走，能做一把手。篇二：搞笑顺口溜

早上起来洗裤头, 多少孩子付东流.不是你爹不爱你,都怨你娘不收留.中午上网看天涯 多少帖子正挨砸 不是本人不砸你 都怨楼主没长牙 考试不作弊，来年当学弟，宁可没人格，不可不及格。男的不流氓，生理不正常。床前明月光，地上鞋两双，为了下一代，必须谈恋爱 新四项基本原则 吸烟基本靠送，喝酒基本靠贡，工资基本不动，老婆基本不用!篇三：搞笑顺口溜

搞笑顺口溜（好学生勿进哦！）是学生一定要看★★

1.妈妈说：抽烟身体好，赌博练头脑，摇头没烦恼，打架练手脚，抢劫练长跑;吃饭不吃菜，攒钱谈恋爱。

2.有妞不泡，大逆不道；遇妞则泡，替天行道。

3.小说漫画游戏，全都不能放弃，篮球足球桌球，都要毫无保留；

英语物理地理，一慨统统不理，语文数学化学，打死我也不学.4.考、考、考，老师的法宝，分、分、分，学生的命根。

抄、抄、抄，我们的绝招，打、打、打，家长的王法。

5.上联：考试不作弊来年当学弟

下联：宁可没人格不可不及格

横批：就是要过

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每天上课总迟到，迟到也不喊报告。

考试作弊有绝招，既能偷看又能抄；

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个个都会扔飞镖

教学更是有法宝

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不能说话不能笑

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