四人英语小话剧

第一篇：四人英语小话剧

《新梁祝外传》

L:梁山伯

Z:祝英台

M:马文才

旁：旁白

旁：Saying Butterfly and Lovers came together three years ago, the newly established Wuhan New Oriental College to learn English.Butterfly fond spoken Deng, under the tutelage of spoken teacher pay to learn the U.S.spoken, especially good at imitating the speech of Martin Luther • Gold.Lovers dream bent abroad, dreams of one day becoming a BBC presenter final Lovers admitted to Columbia University, the results of TOEFL and GRE score before leaving in Lovers that day, Love 18 in both hands the Tianhe Airport Lovers lingering divisions

话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人，最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告

: L: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！L：瀛台，我爱你这么多，我会想念你这么多。

Z: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.Z：我也爱你！不要担心。梁山伯我爱你，在这个野生的世界。只要我回来了，我就嫁给你。我等待了两年

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.L：我会吻你横跨太平洋。

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo

旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai called Liangsanbo from the United states一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

Z：我会吻你从另一个侧面。等等我。波波旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话

L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

L：噢，亲爱的，银泰我很想念你，想念你的每一分钟每一秒。哦，我亲爱的。你在听我说话吗？

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.Z：听着，：梁山拨。我打电话是想告诉你，我爱你。不过，我想你最好找到一个更好的女孩

L: What? Pardon?L：什么？说什么？

Z: Because I’ll get married.Z：因为我要结婚了。L: Married ? to who? L：结婚了吗？是谁呢

Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body Z：要英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的马文才......他是那么英俊。如此丰富，比俞敏洪更丰富。他擅长葵花宝典，我爱他的钱，我很喜欢他的身体.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!L：你说的是什么？你等着瞧吧。我给你点颜色瞧瞧。我就杀了你！在美国，我会杀了你！

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha Z：美国吗？您可以到美国来的吗？哈哈哈哈

旁：Zhu Yingtai unprovoked betrayal deeply hurt Liang Shanbo fragile mind, he made the poison oath: do not kill people until Zhu Yingtai.Thus came to the New Oriental School to study the TOEFL and GRE.Of course he did not forget old certificate can offer 20 dollars.In order to be able to fly over the sea to kill Zhu Yingtai, to remind ourselves every day he has a dream.祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.L：祝英台，很长一段时间没有看到的，是吧？我是谁？我是梁山伯。我在这里杀了你。

Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.Z：梁......梁山伯。哦，文才。他是疯了。他会杀了我 M: You!Get out of here你！滚出去.M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now你好，我在武汉。好吧，我马上来

Z: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me请不要走。只是停留，请。他会杀了我.M: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? 你告诉我你是擅长葵花宝典

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典。对不起，我不擅长葵花宝典。我只擅长新华字典

Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me? 哦，你是个骗子。就滚出去！（对梁山伯）哦，亲爱的，你必须杀了我？

L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.是的，我要。因为我恨你比我更可以说。

Z:(sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..当我们年轻的时候，我们听MP3，你说你会永远爱我。不要杀我，好吗？ L: No door!(sing)Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.我门都没有！你去哪里，无论你说什么，我都会在这里杀死你。我只知道我是爱你的天生的或杀了你。现在我不能爱你，唯一的选择是杀死你。Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)曾经从前，有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜。如果我再见到他，我想说我爱你。如果你要问我多久我会爱他，我应该说是一万年。那个人是你的唯一我爱的人在这个世界上你。只有你

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！我唯一的女性，我想杀的是只有你！

Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.Z！：请，你知道我爱你。我爱你，就像老鼠爱大米。我要和你结婚。

L: hehehe Really? 呵呵呵，真的吗？

Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！哦，当然。请不要杀我！！

L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)我杀还是不杀是一个问题。我不知道。谁能告诉我？我把她的生命在你的手中。这里的每个人，请告诉我杀还是不杀？

L: You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.你听到这个。我很抱歉。但别担心，我会和你一起去天堂。Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)好杀了我，然后我们会变成两个蝴蝶在美丽的花园

第二篇：四人英语话剧(四人讨论)

口语课上，口语老师要求大家一组为单位表演话剧。于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一组开始了关于话剧的讨论。。

丁：啊呀！你们说我们英语课表演什么啊？

Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 对啊对啊。我们干什么啊？

En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我随便，只要能演就行。不难背就好。

It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4个人演的，大概要什么类型的呢？

Four persons...What’s type?

丙：喜剧吧，轻松，幽默，又吸引人。

Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。

I agree with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…

丁：要不我们演童话吧，大家都听过，不长，也不会太难。

How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。

Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不够的

Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。。

Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七个小矮人，屠夫呢？

What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是猎人，不是屠夫。

Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游记吧？正好四个人。。

I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just four persons!It’s suitable…

丙：恩，那还是中国的四大名著之一呢

Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我们选哪一章呢？

But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：当然是猪八戒背媳妇了，我演美女！

Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音乐（Music~）起~~

【音乐（music）：猪八戒背媳妇

表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）

道具（prop）：红盖头（a red cloth）

甲：（蒙头找人状）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一边笑傲一边躲）

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丙：停停停。。这里只要八戒和媳妇两个人就行了（指着八戒和他媳妇），我们干什么？（再指着自己和丁）

Stop, stop, stop… Bajie and Bajie’s wife, two persons is enough!Then, what should we do? 丁：三打白骨精吧？只要孙悟空打白骨精就可以了。。

How about Sun Wukong Subdues the White-Bone Demon? Only two persons, just hit!音乐（Music~）起~~

【音乐（music）：通天大道

表演者（actor）：甲（sun wukong）乙（white-bone demon）道具（prop）：棍子（stick）

甲：（做打怪状）Demon!Where are you go ? 乙：（惊恐状）Sun Wukong!A！!（啊。惨叫状）

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丙：三个白骨精长得不一样呢，还有啊，师傅在哪呢？八戒呢？

Those three ladywhitebones are different!Besides, where is the Tangseng? as well as Bajie? 甲乙：反正就是人不够（甲）Not enough，（乙）anyway！（垂头丧气状。。）

丁：要不我们演梁山伯和祝英台吧。中国的罗密欧和朱丽叶。哦，化蝶那一段就很好。

How aboutLiang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai? China’s Romeo and Juliet.I prefer the Butterfly Lovers.音乐（Music~）起~~

【音乐（music）：梁祝

表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Yingtai）乙（Liang Shanbo）

甲/乙：深情对视

翩翩起舞（即：两人单手相对，慢速旋转。。）

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丙：（研究状）只要两个人内呐。。哦，不对，一个人也不用，只要两只蝴蝶就行了（欠揍状）！

It only needs two persons！Oh, no, it is none!Just two butterflies fly together…（甲、乙，奋起群殴。。ps:此类均属调节气氛，可自由发挥）

丁：那这样的话，我们演泰坦尼克号吧，杰克说完：你跳，我也跳！然后，两人就跳下去，结束了。

By the way, isn’t better to choose the Titanic.It ended up after Jack saying: you jump, I jump.And they jump down.It is over.音乐（Music~）起~~

【音乐（music）：my heart will go on 表演者（actor）：甲（Jack）乙（Rose）

1.甲（从身后抱住）You jump, I jump.2.（二人双手紧握，深情对视）

乙：Jack….甲：Rose… 然后，深情相拥。。

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丁：（感动状）So touching.I really moved… 甲：（拼命点头）en en, I agree with you.丙、乙：。。（无语状。。转身，表示我不认识此人）

正在此时，突然，铃声响了。。丁：啊，十二点了！（然后，开始收拾书包。。）

Ah, It is 12:00 o’clock!乙：真的？走，赶紧去食堂！（伴随动作：加速收拾书包）

Really, let’s go!Heading to the canteen!丙：是的是的，去晚了就抢不到饭吃了。。（拎着书包就走，丁、乙紧随其后）

Yes, hurry up , or, we will have no meal.甲：就是，为什么食堂要有这么多人啊。。哎，等等我啊。。（追赶状）

...there are so many people in the canteen…why?.....waiting….ALL END

第三篇：四人英语话剧剧本

四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。人物

Tom:

Father Orange Klye:

Mother Orange Wallis:

Older Sister Orange Jessie:

Little Brother Orange

Characters Father Orange:

He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.Mother Orange:

She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:

She is young , energetic, and competitive.Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一：果园

One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day.An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.)Father:

I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field(yawning).Mother:

Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister:

A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother:

That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister:

(Afraid suddenly)Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.Father:

Hey!We shouldn’t look at them;otherwise, they’ll notice us.Mother:

But it’s useless.Sister:

Oh, God!We’re discovered!

Brother:

Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water? Sister:

It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother:

Well, we’ll just have to do our best.Father:

Yeah!

SCENE II On a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand.)Sister:

Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand(looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother:

I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)

Sister:

Oh!Mother!How could they do that? Mother:

What are you talking about?

Brother:

I know what she’s talking about(Brother turns to look).Father:

What did you see? Sister:

My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that? I’m so scared.Father:

Now, children, be calm.Mother:

Sh~ Someone’s coming.Father:

Try to be quiet.Sister:

I don’t want to be taken away.Brother:

Oh!My friend’s being taken away.Sister:

Your friend looks so fat.Mother:

If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother:

That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour? Mother:

Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.Father:

Oh!No!I’m being looked at.Mother:

I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.(Father is being taken away.)Brother:

Oh, no, Dad!

Father:

(Sadly)Good bye, children.Sister:

Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother:

Oh, no!Brother:

Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.Mother:

Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister:

Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother:

A car’s pulling up.Mother:

Oh, no!His bag is being picked up.Sister:

But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.Brother:

Dad’s rolling away.All:

(Jumping up and down cheering)ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.Sister & Brother:

Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!Mother: Oh!Thank God.

第四篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

王颖乐:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一边说谢谢谢谢。thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance.OK, let's begin.At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.张敬宝:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸状 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿 奸笑。（打个响指)come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 王颖乐:(作目瞪口呆状)张敬宝:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 王颖乐:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous.Get out , next one.张敬宝:oh no...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)王竞羲:oh it seems to be serious.God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.王颖乐:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.王竞羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思状)oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award,(张敬宝，赵文鑫同学鼓掌,张敬宝抱头痛哭),抚摸张敬宝头说oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....王颖乐:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 王竞羲:OK！!I'll use my first signature song to conquer you--my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on(王颖乐stop stop,王竞羲不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.王颖乐:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一个上场 赵文鑫:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起他的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.王颖乐(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name? 赵文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute.Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(摇头),and Marilyn Monroe 玛丽莲梦露 ?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.王颖乐(指门,气愤状),you you you.....赵文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!王颖乐:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.赵文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”!王颖乐(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 赵文鑫(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is(回头,对甲)10 thousand years.王颖乐:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here, 三人跑进来，张敬宝妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right? 王竞羲镇静状:director,you like my singing,right? 赵文鑫深情状:princess,you like my poet,right? 三人同声:we are past,right? 王颖乐:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you....(接电话)What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!张敬宝(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)王颖乐:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence? 三人齐答:yes,we do!王颖乐伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

第五篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin.At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指)come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆状), 乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous.Get out , next one.乙:oh no...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious.God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状)oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙:OK！!I'll use my first signature song to conquer you--my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise（丁上场）

甲(做厌恶状):oh, it's really a big surprise.What an ugly woman!(Of course, I won’t let you pass.)Why do you come here? 丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance.I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview.Please give me a chance, please.甲():OK, so what’s your name? 丁: my name is Gaga Su.甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s.OK? 丁:OK, that’s enough.Thank you, thank you.I’ll just present a poem I love best.The Furthest Distance in The World.The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离

Is not between life and death 不是生与死

But when I stand in front of you 而是 我就站在你面前

Yet you don't know that I love you 你却不知道我爱你

The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离

Is not when I stand in front of you 不是 我就站在你面前 Sir, time is out.甲：Oh, no no no, just go on.Yet you can't see my love 你却不知道我爱你

But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both 而是 明明知道彼此相爱 Yet cannot be together 却不能在一起

The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离

Is not being apart while being in love 不是 明明知道彼此相爱 却不能在一起 But when painly cannot resist the yearning 而是 明明无法抵挡这股思念

Yet pretending you have never been in my heart 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里 That’s all, thank you.（另外两人跑进来,乙妩媚状）

乙：Honey, you like my dance, right? 丙镇静状: Director, you like my singing, right? 丁深情状: Princess, do you like my poem? 甲(沉迷状):。。。。。。。。。。I …I…Er..You…you are so excellent that I decide to adopt you, Number 3.甲,乙:Oh, no.Why do you choose her? She is so shabby, and even ugly.We are far better than her.NO, it’s unjust.甲：Thank you for your performances.But I have to say I learn a lot from her.We can’t judge a person by his appearance, right? She is so talent.One’s appearance can be changed easily, but one’s intellect could not be built in a day.So, I have to say sorry to you.（乙，丙掩面而泣）(⊙o⊙)THE END!Thanks for you watching.