自编英语小话剧《斗地主》

第一篇：自编英语小话剧《斗地主》

斗地主

A: It’s

too boring In the dormitory......B:What do you have fun advice? C:Hey!Hey!I got one ,how about Dou Di Zhu ? A:That sounds good, I agree with you.B:OK!Just do it.(开始搬桌子，布置场景：一张桌子，三张凳子，一副扑克。)C:Hurry up , I have shuffle the cards.B:it’s OK.Let’s begin.(抓牌。。。)A:This card.Great

I will call the landlord!！

B:Aha..Maybe mine is better.I will grab the landlord!C;Okey,my cards are not good enough ,Perhaps, I can help one of you two.I will not grab the landlord.A:It’s my turn.i grab langlord again.Anyone!?Anyone?!Haha I am the landlord.C:We will fighting!fighting!B: The poor people like us are going to do the master and beat down the local TUHAO!A:哇哦 哇哦waiting for death both of you.(斗地主开始。。底牌是：XXX)A:emm…… I’m first.A three C;seven.B:nine A:Jack C:king

B;Ace!A:Two!Anyone else?anyone else?(奸笑。。)B&C:Pass.A:Aha~ A big plane~~~(做飞翔状。。)B;I can’t make it ,can you ? C:臣妾做不到啊~~ 悲悯状(～ o ～)

A:Three with one ,can you make it ? B: It’s too hard for us.C:Eh........A:快点啊我等的花儿都谢了。。

B:HaHA....I can beat it.three queens with a five.C:hey ,bady,good job!Your cards palyed 忒 good~ A:Oh!Bullshit!B:let’s go ahead ,double Jack.A:Double queen.C:Fuck.pass!B:haha...it’s my turn.A pair of king!A:A pair of Two!Haha ladies and gentlemen ,Attention!attention please!I just have

only two cards,i will win right now！

C:Oh my God!Ican’t do it.Ar e you going to win ? B:No way！

Look this！King Bomb！

And then ,eight!A:Are you kidding me!? B;Calm down calm down.ladies and gentlemen ,Attention!attention please!I just also have only a cards,i will be win too...A: it’s too early to be cheerful，Ace！!

Look ,i also have only a card.B:just beat it ,just beat it！C:I have waited this moment for a long long time,It’s my show time now！

Two！A: Oh ,are you serious? B: You are really a good partner.help me win the game right now..C: Absolutely..A little three.(奸笑。。)B:HAha the last one ,queen ~~~good job, man we win the game.B&C:Yeah！(看着A)You are a loser...(大笑。。)A: Oh ,fuck！

第二篇：英语小话剧

四年级英语小话剧表演课-----白雪公主与七个小矮人

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

小仙女（王颖扮演）：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The king married another queen.The stepmother was very bad.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.从前，有一个王后。她有个漂亮的女儿，名叫白雪公主。孩子出世后不久，王后便死了。国王娶了另一个往后。这个继母心很坏。她给白雪公主穿着破旧的衣服，和强迫她整天整夜的做家务，如扫地和擦地板，做一些清洁，打水等等。

白雪公主（颜姝扮演 一边干活一边哭）：Mum ,I’m very poor.My stepmother is very bad.I sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water all day and all night.wow wow wow

妈妈，我真的很可怜。我的继母很坏。我整天整夜打扫地板，打扫卫生，打水。哇哇哇

皇后（毋嘉晨扮演 非常骄傲的说）：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

我是新皇后。我很美丽。你瞧。如果有人比我更美丽，我一定会杀了她。我有一个神奇的一面镜子。如果我想知道的东西，它肯定会告诉我。现在，镜子，镜子，来这里

魔镜（刘育玮扮演 走到皇后跟前）：Yes, I’m coming.Majesty queen!What do you want to know? 我就来。威严的皇后！你想知道什么

皇后：Mirror, mirror.Who is the most beautiful woman of the all?

镜子，镜子。谁是世界上最美丽的女人。

魔镜：Yes.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow.She is much more beautiful than you.可以.但有一位年轻的女士。她是洁白如雪。她比你漂亮多了

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.她比我漂亮吗？她是谁？快告诉我！

魔镜：It’s Snow White,my queen.我的皇后，是白雪公主。

皇后：非常生气 Oh.no.I will kill her!

哦，不，我要杀了她。

第三篇：英语小话剧

Today is Friday.Jim is telephone Benben.Jim wants to visit Benben.Mom:

Hello? Jim:

Can I speak to Benben? Mom:

Just a minute.Benben, it's for you.Benben: Hi, this is Benben speaking.Who is calling please? Jim:

I'm Mary.I'm coming to visit you this weekend by train.Benben: Yes, great!Jim:

Would you like to meet me at the station? Benben: Sure.Jim:

Ok, see you this weekend.Benben: See you.It’s Sunday morning.Jim is on the train Jim:

Hello, Benben.I'm on the train now.Benben: Good.I'm at the station.Jim:

Oh, the train is going up the hill.Ha, ha.Now it's going down the hill.Benben: And now? Jim:

It's going past the hospital.Benben: Then you will go through a tunnel and under a bridge.Jim:

Wow!We're really going through a tunnel and under a bridge.Benben: Have you arrived at the station? Jim:

No.Then, train is arriving.Jim:

The train is stopping at the station.Benben: Hi, I can see you, Mary.Look to your left side!Jim:

And I can see you too.Hello,aunt.Benben, these are for you, articles of stationary.Benben&Mum: Thank you, Mary.You are nice.

第四篇：英语小话剧

河南理工大学万方科技学院机械与动力工程系

河南理工大学万方科技学院

10级机设六班 英语口语考试 材料

人物介绍: Eddie(陈东东)Andy(刘康乐)Bob(闫

萌)Tony(毛

尚)题目: What do you want to be ? Eddie : Hi, Tony and Andy.Tony : Hi, Eddie.Andy : Hi, Eddie.Eddie : What are you doing ? Tony : We are a blackboard paper.Eddie : Hi, Bob.Bob : Hi, Eddie.Eddie : This is a good topic.Ten years later, what will we be like ? Hi Andy what do you want to be ? Andy : I don’t know, maybe we are still students — old students.Bob : Ok.Why don't we discuss our future life ? Tony : This is a good idea, now let us discuss our future.Eddie : OK.Andy : OK.Listen to me, maybe I’m still studying.Eddie : What ? Do you still want to be a student — an old student ? Bob : I know you do well in studying and you like studying, but we can

10级机械设计制造及其自动化六班 创作

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not always be students.Tony : Yes, I don’t think student is a good job, we must go to work and have a good life.Andy : No.I don’t want to be an old student, in fact, I want to be a scientist.Bob : The same as Stephen Hawking to explore the wonders of the universe, or like Yuan Longping, to study all kinds of rice.Andy : Probably I will be successful like both of them.Tony : But science is very tedious, can you stand for loneliness ? Bob : Even if you can stand loneliness, but can you have that kind of determination ? Eddie : Yes, decades of exploration and probably you can get nothing, will you not feel sad ? Andy : Maybe you are right, but the process of quest is also fine, probably I will become the first person who understands something unknown.Bob : Maybe you are right, and I hope you become a scientist, to be frank, I want to be an official.Andy : Corrupt official.Eddie: Do you want to be a corrupt official ? Tony : No, he just wants to be an official, and earn much money.Andy : And then become a corrupt official ?

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Eddie : Right, to be a corrupt official.And then you will be put into prison, and then killed.Bob : No, I want to be a good official, I'd like to serve the people whole-heartedly.Maybe I can earn a lot of money and get people's respect.Andy : Wish you become a good official.Tony : Wish you would make a huge sum of money.Eddie : Right, much money and respect.Bob : Tony, what do you want to be ? Tony : I want to be a hero.Eddie : Hero? The hero in the film? Like Sylvester Stallone and Li Xiaolong ? Bob : Maybe like a spider and superman.Tony : I want to become a real social hero — a real hero.Andy : You should join the army.Bob : Right, you should join the army, become a general, then become a hero.Eddie : But, the world is peaceful now.So I do not think you can become a hero.Tony : You’re wrong, I just want to help others, like Lei Feng.Andy : You are really great!Bob : I think so, too.10级机械设计制造及其自动化六班 创作

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Eddie : Me too, I hope you can help more people.Tony : Yes, I will , I think that's a delightful thing.Andy : Eddie, what do you want to be ? Bob : Do you also want to become a hero ? Tony : You can also help others like me.Eddie : No, I do not want to be a hero, um, I want to be a farmer.Andy : A farmer? Are you cheating us ? Eddie : No, I never tell a lie.Bob : The farmer is not a good job, If you do the work, you will find it tired to do.Tony : You’re right, the farmer's income is very low in China.Eddie : Therefore, I'd like to change this concept, I want to be a rich farmer.Andy : Depends on science? If so, I can help you.Bob : Study hard, and you will become a rich farmer.Tony : Yes, you will be a good farmer, a rich farmer.Eddie : Yes, I will.You want to be ….Andy : I want to be a scientist.Bob : I want to be an official.Tony : I want to be a hero.Eddie : I want to be a farmer —a rich farmer.Andy : I hope everyone can realize his dream.<完>

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陈东东 闫萌 刘康乐 毛尚 冯志鹏 姚超 马栋溪 方超 黄婉茹

10级机械设计制造及其自动化六班 创作 5

第五篇：四人英语小话剧

《新梁祝外传》

L:梁山伯

Z:祝英台

M:马文才

旁：旁白

旁：Saying Butterfly and Lovers came together three years ago, the newly established Wuhan New Oriental College to learn English.Butterfly fond spoken Deng, under the tutelage of spoken teacher pay to learn the U.S.spoken, especially good at imitating the speech of Martin Luther • Gold.Lovers dream bent abroad, dreams of one day becoming a BBC presenter final Lovers admitted to Columbia University, the results of TOEFL and GRE score before leaving in Lovers that day, Love 18 in both hands the Tianhe Airport Lovers lingering divisions

话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人，最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告

: L: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！L：瀛台，我爱你这么多，我会想念你这么多。

Z: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.Z：我也爱你！不要担心。梁山伯我爱你，在这个野生的世界。只要我回来了，我就嫁给你。我等待了两年

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.L：我会吻你横跨太平洋。

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo

旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai called Liangsanbo from the United states一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

Z：我会吻你从另一个侧面。等等我。波波旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话

L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

L：噢，亲爱的，银泰我很想念你，想念你的每一分钟每一秒。哦，我亲爱的。你在听我说话吗？

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.Z：听着，：梁山拨。我打电话是想告诉你，我爱你。不过，我想你最好找到一个更好的女孩

L: What? Pardon?L：什么？说什么？

Z: Because I’ll get married.Z：因为我要结婚了。L: Married ? to who? L：结婚了吗？是谁呢

Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body Z：要英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的马文才......他是那么英俊。如此丰富，比俞敏洪更丰富。他擅长葵花宝典，我爱他的钱，我很喜欢他的身体.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!L：你说的是什么？你等着瞧吧。我给你点颜色瞧瞧。我就杀了你！在美国，我会杀了你！

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha Z：美国吗？您可以到美国来的吗？哈哈哈哈

旁：Zhu Yingtai unprovoked betrayal deeply hurt Liang Shanbo fragile mind, he made the poison oath: do not kill people until Zhu Yingtai.Thus came to the New Oriental School to study the TOEFL and GRE.Of course he did not forget old certificate can offer 20 dollars.In order to be able to fly over the sea to kill Zhu Yingtai, to remind ourselves every day he has a dream.祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.L：祝英台，很长一段时间没有看到的，是吧？我是谁？我是梁山伯。我在这里杀了你。

Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.Z：梁......梁山伯。哦，文才。他是疯了。他会杀了我 M: You!Get out of here你！滚出去.M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now你好，我在武汉。好吧，我马上来

Z: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me请不要走。只是停留，请。他会杀了我.M: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? 你告诉我你是擅长葵花宝典

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典。对不起，我不擅长葵花宝典。我只擅长新华字典

Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me? 哦，你是个骗子。就滚出去！（对梁山伯）哦，亲爱的，你必须杀了我？

L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.是的，我要。因为我恨你比我更可以说。

Z:(sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..当我们年轻的时候，我们听MP3，你说你会永远爱我。不要杀我，好吗？ L: No door!(sing)Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.我门都没有！你去哪里，无论你说什么，我都会在这里杀死你。我只知道我是爱你的天生的或杀了你。现在我不能爱你，唯一的选择是杀死你。Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)曾经从前，有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜。如果我再见到他，我想说我爱你。如果你要问我多久我会爱他，我应该说是一万年。那个人是你的唯一我爱的人在这个世界上你。只有你

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！我唯一的女性，我想杀的是只有你！

Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.Z！：请，你知道我爱你。我爱你，就像老鼠爱大米。我要和你结婚。

L: hehehe Really? 呵呵呵，真的吗？

Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！哦，当然。请不要杀我！！

L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)我杀还是不杀是一个问题。我不知道。谁能告诉我？我把她的生命在你的手中。这里的每个人，请告诉我杀还是不杀？

L: You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.你听到这个。我很抱歉。但别担心，我会和你一起去天堂。Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)好杀了我，然后我们会变成两个蝴蝶在美丽的花园