专题:中国人学习英语的笑话
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英语笑话
英语笑话
笑话一:A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the b -
英语笑话
1.A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓:亲爱的,请你一定要嫁 -
英语笑话
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and call
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英语笑话
英语外来词的不断壮大,逐渐成为汉语中的外来词中不可忽视的一部分,如日常生活中的沙发、 扑克、模特、沙拉、维他命、卡通等,另外随着网络的深人人心,越来越多的网 络词语,像因特
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英语小笑话!~
搞笑英语短文 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he
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英语笑话。。圣诞节
一.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll
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英语笑话短文
英语笑话短文
Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out -
英语笑话(一)
英语笑话(一) 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。 过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明
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中式英语笑话
话说一个国内知名企业,一天来了一个重要的外宾,下面是前台的对话。 前台小姐:“hello.” 你好。美国人:“hi.” 你好。前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 你有什么事情?美国人:“ca
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英语笑话 英语故事[模版]
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What gave you yesterday?"
did you do with the money I "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
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英语小笑话
1)不差钱 Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. 一个愁容满面的穷人走进大夫的诊室。 "Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallow
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英语小笑话
校园幽默四则 1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out bu
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英语冷笑话
英语冷笑话 Top 1 The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Bar
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中国人英语怎么样
中国人英语怎么样昨晚看了一项关于“中国人英语怎么样”的数据。雅思,41个国家中排第33位;托福,163个国家中排105位;英孚54个国家中排36位……数据显示了,其实我们的英语真的不咋
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中国人应该如何学英语
中国人应该如何学英语——访英语教学大师赖世雄 教授 “学英语没有捷径,勤查字典,让嘴巴忙碌起来,每个人只要能够做到这些,谁都能学好英语。” “学语言跟天赋没有关系。能学
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《中国人学习疯狂英语的方法》详解
《中国人学习疯狂英语的方法》详解
亲爱的战友:大家好,我是张辉,在今天这个特别的日子,我祝愿强者联盟的全体成员和广大的英语和我一起奋斗在英语路的战友新年快乐,祝你们在新的 -
中国人学习疯狂英语的方法详解
亲爱的战友:大家好,我是张辉,在今天这个特别的日子,我祝愿强者联盟的全体成员和广大的英语和我一起奋斗在英语路的战友新年快乐,祝你们在新的一年里,开心快乐,更加自信与成功!!
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英语脑筋急转弯及冷笑话= =
英语脑筋急转弯 Questions: 1.Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? 爸爸和妈妈谁和你更亲? 2.What month do soldiers hate? 当兵的不喜欢几月份? 3.How many feet are t