第一篇:btdoevq2_010年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)_
^ | You have to believe, there is a way.The ancients said:“ the kingdom of heaven is trying to enter”.Only when the reluctant step by step to go to it 's time, must be managed to get one step down, only have struggled to achieve it.--Guo Ge Tech
2010年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)
Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!”
Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)
Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!
Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“
Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!“
Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“
When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."
第二篇:dc-qagw0年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)
、.~ ① 我们‖打〈败〉了敌人。
②我们‖〔把敌人〕打〈败〉了。
2010年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)
Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!”
Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)
Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!
Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“
Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!“
Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“
When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."
第三篇:Nmmk10年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)
生命中,不断地有人离开或进入。于是,看见的,看不见的;记住的,遗忘了。生命中,不断地有得到和失落。于是,看不见的,看见了;遗忘的,记住了。然而,看不见的,是不是就等于不存在?记住的,是不是永远不会消失?
2010年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)
Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!”
Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)
Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!
Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“
Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!“
Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“
When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."
第四篇:2010年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)
2010年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版)
Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!”
Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)
Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!
Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“
Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!“
Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“
When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."
第五篇:面试失败原因总结
面试失败原因总结 文章整理:一览昆明英才网(有关专员)
往往很多朋友在面试之后,都会觉得自己的面试表现还不错,此职位应该是非自己莫属了。但在家里等通知的时候,总是等了几天都没有消息,最后等自己打电话过去问的时候,得到的答案是“此职位已经有合适的人选了”,或者是“对不起,你不适合我们岗位”。这简直就是晴天霹雳,但是我们回过神了好好回想下,是否我们在面试过程中说否下面的情况发生?如果有的话,我们需要及时调整心态,争取下次的面试过程中,不要再犯同样的错误。
一、关键时刻反应迟钝
面试官提出一些很关键的问题时,如果你也“惜言如金”,那你还面什么试呢?面试官定会认为你这叫反应迟钝。如果你给面试官留下的是这个印象的话,那么可以说你的求职使命将就此宣告失败,因为没有任何一家公司愿意录用反应迟钝的人。
言多必失,这句话是对的,“少言”是必要的。但比“少言”更有必要的是“慎言”面试对话不仅要用头脑,还得用心灵。当你两脚往面试官面前一站,看着对方一副大模大样的姿态,你莫名地垂下了眼睑,无地自容,早先为自己设计好了的答问词竟荡然无存。越是如此,你越发慌,致使你说起话来鬼使神差地词不达意、语无伦次。这都是反应迟钝的表现。
反应迟钝者大多容易产生自卑心理,越是自卑,就越迟钝,这就叫恶性循环。人一旦既自卑又迟钝,就会不敢正眼看面试官,以至消极、冷漠、烦闷,而这些足以摧毁面试官对你的热忱和信心。
二、以自我为中心
面试中对自己经历及能力的表述简明扼要,适可而止,千万不要像像开话匣子般没完没了地夸夸其谈,自吹自擂,甚至主次不分地“以我为主”。比如求职者常常被面试官问及为何会失去过去的职业,有些人为了回避正题,便故意顾左右而言他,大谈理想抱负或过去的工作所学非所用;若实在还过不了关,便对过去的工作单位大加痛砭,言下之意就是说原来的工作单位庙太小,容不下他这个大和尚而已。面对这样夸夸其谈的面试者,面试官十有八九会在心里做如此反应:你以为你谁?本庙更用不上你这种华而不实的“大和尚”。
三、目中无人
这是平常爱自高自大、口中无人的人最容易犯的毛病。不得不承认,这种人可能有些比他人高出一筹的资本,但这种资本很可能因为你的狂傲而显得“举重若轻”。古人说“厚积薄发”“深藏不露”,这才叫能力资本的真正积淀。
目中无人的求职者大多有一种莫名的控制欲,一心想压着别人,以显示自己的优势。殊不知带着这种心态去面试,面试官生杀大权在握,让他毕恭毕敬地听你“指点江山”,他心中的无明火岂不呼啦呼啦扇起?你惹了面试官,你还面试干什么呀!
四、不自量力急于卖弄
求职就是求职,求职和在职可不一样。在职者要有主人翁的态度一点儿也不假,但求职时,你的地位还不是主人翁,即使你感觉自己装了一肚子的好想法,但这绝不足以打动面试官。
在面试官眼里,让求职者谈想法、提建议本身就是一把“双刃剑”,一方面考察你的思维,同时也为你挖了一个陷阱,它会立马使你变成“好为人师”“好耍嘴皮子”的家伙。所以,在面试中,最忌讳提些带忠告性质的建议。不管你的建议多么中肯、多么优秀,最好留着,到录用后再说,不要在求职时急于卖弄。
五、迫不及待和面试官争论或者抢话
有的求职者为了获得面试官的好感,就会试图通过语言的“攻势”来“征服”对方。有一个求职者在谈话中一直用争辩和反驳的语气:“为什么不是这样!”“我有我的见解,不管你怎么想。”这种争辩或许能表现出你的才智、机灵、推理能力和说服能力,你可能在某个细节上辩回了面子,殊不知就在你“过了口瘾”的同时,面试官从大局考虑,为了单位将来能得安宁,已经放弃对你的录用了。
赢得一场争辩而失去一份好的工作,可谓是“因小大大”。面试的目标不是在谈话中取胜,也不是去开辩论会,而是要得到工作。
六、装可怜博同情
求职不是诉苦会,更不是救助会。有些求职者在面试时没有摆正自己的位置,人家一提问,便借回答之际大倒苦水又是自己曾经历这样那样的不幸,又是难忍家庭负担之重云云,以为这样能引起面试官的同情,殊不知这样做不但得不到人家的同情,反倒让人倒起胃口!人都有倒霉的时候。有的人心理承受能力差,一遇到倒霉事就唏嘘感叹,成天嚷着世道不公,并摆出一副苦大仇深的样子。这样做或许能换取别人的同情心,但把这一手法一厢情愿地运用到求职面试上,那一定会惨败。
七、提问过于低级
求职面试不是入学面试。面试官要考察的是你的综合能力而同时你也可以问一些与你所学的专业相关的问题,或者问一些企业工作制度等问题。但在发问之前,你必须好好想想你将要问的问题是否有现实意义,尤其不要提一些低级的甚至是幼稚的问题。比如像单位里是否24小时供热水?办公室内是否有卫生间?单位平常是否组织大家旅游等等,这些很可能使很好的面试砸了锅。