我来测测你的智商祝贺语

第一篇：我来测测你的智商祝贺语

美女小C一个人在寝室里看书，突然电话铃响，小C提起电话，“喂”了几声，对方却始终没回音。下午五点时，类似的电话又打来了，这已经是当天的第五次了，小C再也忍耐不住：讨厌！bian态！

六点半，大家正在寝室吃饭，电话又来了，小C抢先提起来：混蛋，你再不说话我就不客气啦！只是对面传来一个标准的性感的男声：“小姐，你好！这里是201电话服务中心，因为系统今天故障，影响了您部分通话，我们向您表示歉意，现在我们已经排除了故障，但还要请您协助进行以下测试……”可爱的小C马上说：好，好！“请您将你电话上的键从1按到0。”小C照做。“好的，请您再按一遍，以便确认。”小C又重按了一遍。“好的，小姐，经我们测试———你的智商为0!哈哈！”小C被戏弄后气得三小时没说话。

十点半，电话又来了，又一个好听的男人的声音，但明显与上次不同：“小姐，你好！这里是201电话服务中心……”还没等对方说完，小C就火冒三丈：你去死吧！刚要放下电话，谁知对方说：“小姐，我想你一定是误会了，这里的确是201电话服务中心，我们得知您受到以我中心为名义的不良电话的骚扰，特来澄清，并承诺将这事追查到底。”小C一听，脸红了：是这样啊……不好意思。“没关系，现在我们想了解一下当时的情况，请您将发生的事描述一遍。”小C犹豫了一下，还是将今天的事原原本本说了一遍，当说到对方骂她“智商为0”时，可爱的小C脸红到了耳根。“好的，小姐，经我们再次确认，您的智商还是为0”。

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第二篇：英语脑筋急转弯,测测你的智商

脑筋急转弯111题

1.What letter is a part of the head? A: I 2.What letter sounds a useful insect? A: B 3.What letter is neither I nor he?

A: U 4.What letter is an exclamation of surprise? A: O 5.What letter is a large body of water?

A: C 6.What letter is a drink? A: T 7.What is in the middle of the night? A: G 8.What letter is a question? A: Y 9.What part of a clock is always old? A: the second hand 10.What has four legs but can’t run? A: bed , desk

11.I have hands and a face, but I can’t touch or smile, what am I?

A: watch, clock 12.What question can you never answer “yes” to “?”?

A: Are you asleep? 13.What begins with T, ends with T, and full with T? A: teapot 14.What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years? A: M 15.What tables de we often see in fields? A: vegetable 16.Which two words can be pronounced fast and quick? A : fast, quick 17.Which is the longest word in English?

A: smiles 18.What is white when it is dirty? A: blackboard 19.What is that which you break by even naming it? A: silence 20.In another three years Tom will be three times as old as he was three years ago.How old is Tom now? A: He is six 21.I am something that can run but can’t walk.What am I? A: water 22.I am something that has teeth, but can’t eat.What am I? A: a comb

23.I am something that every living person has seen, but no one will ever see me again.What am I? A: yesterday 24.I am something that always increases the more I shared with others.What am I? A: happiness 25.It wasn’t my sister, nor my brother, but still was the child of my father and mother.Who was it? A: myself 26.Two Indians are standing on a hill, and one is the father of the other’s son.What relation are two Indians to each other? A: husband & wife 27.What belongs only to you and yet is used more by others than yourself? A: your name 28.Ten men were in a boat.The boat tipped over and nine men got their hair wet.Why didn’t the teeth man get his hair wet? A: He was bald.29.Why is it useless to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead.30.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? A: Turkey 31.What city is a famous President? A: Lindon or Washington 32.What country does the cook use? A: Greece(greese)33.What two numbers multiplied together will give you seven? A:(They are 7&1)34.What is it that gives light to the world although it is black it self? A: Ink 35.What fruit is never found singly? A: A pear 36.What is it that has legs but can’t walk? A: a table or a chair 37.What is it that is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every race? A: the letter “E”

38.what is it that falls often but never gets hurt? A: snow 39.What is it that you cannot see, but is always before you? A: the future 40.What is it that doesn’t ask questions but must be answered? A: a telephone 41.What is it that can carry a message to anybody in any tow? A: a letter

42.What word, when deprired of one of its letters, makes you sick? A: M(music)----------you sick 43.What word of five letters has six left after you take you away ? A: sixty 44.From the letters PNLLEEEESSSSS a single English word can be made.What is it? A: sleeplessness 45.What nation is dreaded by schoolboys? A: Examination 46.What nation is a fanciful nation? A: Imagination 47.Though I dance at a ball.I am nothing at all.A: a shadow 48.What is it you can touch, and also you can fell;It has neither size nor shape, but just the same, it’s real.A: the air

49.What nation is a teacher’s nation? A: Explanation

50.We are very large though we seen small, we float on high and never fall, we shine like jewels in the night, but in the day are hid from sight.What are we? A: starts 51.I am something that is full of holes and yet can hold water.What am I? A: a sponge 52.What kind of table has no legs? A: timetable 53.What has a neck but no throat? A: a bottle 54.What has an eye but can not see? A: a needle 55.What are the most difficult ships to conquer? A: hardships 56.What carries his house with him? A: a snail or tortoise 57.What room can no one enter? A: mushroom 58.What is the most disagreeable month for soldiers? A: a long march 59.What is the worst weather for rats and mice? A: when it rains cats and dogs 60.What man cannot live inside the house? A: a snowman 61.What star is not seen in the sky? A: a film star 62.What changes a pear into a peal? A: a little “L”

63.What match cannot be put in a match—box? A: football, basketball, volleyball 64.What is always filled when it is used and empty when at rest? A: a shoe 65.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into? A: mirror 66.When I eat I live, when I drink I die, what am I? A: fire 67.Do you know when a story is like a cherry? A: when it is read 68.What does it mean? S n o w A: snow is falling

69.Which letter of alphabet goes all round Great Britain? A: C(sea)70.What can stand and go at the same time? A: clock

71.What goes all over the house, but touches nothing? A: your voice 72.What goes through a door but never goes in or comes out? A: keyhole 73.What becomes higher when head is off? A: a pillow 74.Why is the letter “D” like a sailor? A: because it follows the C(sea)75.What country is useful at mealtime? A: china 76.What county is good for skaters? A: Iceland 77.I have cities but no houses;forests but no trees, rivers without water;what am I? A: a map 78.I am something that never asks any questions, but I demand a great many answers, what am I? A: doorbell 79.I am something everybody tends to overlook no matter how careful he is, what am I? A: your nose 80.I am something that makes everything visible but am myself unseen, what am I? A: light 81.I am something that is too much for me, enough for tow, but nothing at all for three, what am I? A: a secret

82.Which runs faster, heat or cold? A: heat, because you can catch cold 83.From what number can you take half and leave nothing? A: 8 84.Add 2 figures to 19 and make it less than 20.A: 19 1/2 85.Can you show that eight 8s added together add up to 1000? A: 888+88+8+8+8 86.What is it that goes up the hill and down the hill and yet stands still? A: the road 87.What is it that bas 2 heads, 6 feet, 1 tail, and 4 ears? A: a man on horseback

88.What is it that we never borrow but often return? A: thanks 89.What is it that everyone can devide, but no one can see the place at which it has been devide? A: water 90.What is it that we have in the December but that we do not have in any other month? A: letter D

91.What is it that goes up but never goes down? A: age 92.What is it that passes in front of the sun yet casts no shadow? A: wind 93.What is it that when once lost you can find again? A: time 94.A houseful, a roomful, cannot catch a spoonful.A: smoke 95.32 white houses on a red hill, now they go and now they stand still.A: teeth 96.What is deep as a house , and round as a cup ,and all the king’s horses can’t draw it up? A: well 97.Little Nanny Etticite, in a white petticoat, holding up a bright red rose.The longer she stands, the short she grows.A: candle 98.Neither a plane nor a bird am I , though you will see me in the sky ,full of water ,yet not the sea or a river, what can I be ? A: cloud 99.You can press your attire when I contact a wire.A: an electric iron 100.What can you break without touching it? A: your promise 101.What can you see with your eyes shut? A: dream 102.What can you drop without losing anything? A: a bad habit 103.What is a well-known put-up job? A: the paper on the wall 104.What port of a watch do we use we greet someone? A: hour hand 105.What part of a watch is always old? A: the second hand 106.What soap is the hardest? A: castile(cast steel)107.What relation is the doorstep to the doormat? A: stepfather 108.What roof never keeps out the wet? A: the roof of your mouth 109.What man’ business is best when things are dullest? A: a knife-sharpener 110.What is the most difficult key to turn? A: donkey 111.What bridge is the smallest one in the world? A: the bridge of a nose 该文章转载自[5151教育网]：http://Mind Twisters英语脑筋急转弯

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five? 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home.How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S.in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library? Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because it's the beginning of everything!3.Because there is love between them!4.It's the letter B!5.It's the letter Y!6.Because it's in the midst of fun!7.With my hands ,of course!8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.He didn't cheat!11.Grow old!12.The other half!13.Santa Claus 圣诞老人

14.When there's two of them 有两个人时!15.They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!16.Two.The inside and the outside!17.All animals,for trees can't jump!18.Sleep at night!19.At the bottom!20.Wet!21.Nine!22.They planted peech trees!23.He walked in the other direction!24.Snowflakes!25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Every month has at least 28 days!27.One's appetite!28.From a hen!29.He fell off the last step!30.Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Washinton,D.C.!35.The police officer was a lady!36.Because it can't see both sides at once.37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!38.Neither.I use a pen!39.Borrow the book from library.该文章转载自[5151教育网]：http:// Mind Twisters英语脑筋急转弯大全2

脑筋急转弯(三)

1)What month do soldiers hate?

2)How many feet are there in a yard?

3)Why is an empty purse always the same?

4)What book has the most stirring chapters?

5)What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?

6)What is the smallest room in the world?

7)What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

8)How do we know the ocean is friendly?

9)Which can move faster, heat or cold? 10)Why is the library the highest building?

Keys:

1)March(三月，行军)

2)It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(码，院子)3)There is no change in it.(零钱，变化)4)A cook book.(动人的，搅拌的)5)Hot dog.(热狗)6)Mushroom.(蘑菇)

7)Drink well water.(井水，健康的)8)It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)

9)Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)10)It has the most stories.(故事，（楼）层)

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脑筋急转弯(四)（1）----Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad ?(爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）

—— Mom is closer because dad is father.

（2）----What fruit is never found singly ?(什么水果永远不会是单个的？）

—— A pear.（3）----Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ?(年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）

—— Because she is Miss Fortune.

注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）:（1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对），（3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）

（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）

——Because it is matchless.

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）

——Because he enjoyed cool music.

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？） ——Pepper.

注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）：

（4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；（5）“cool”可表示“冷的.凉的”，也可指“棒.时髦.美妙的”；（6）“hot”有两个意思：“热”.“辣”。

（7）What kind of table has no legs?—A timetable.（8）What month do soldiers hate？ —March.

（9）Why is a peacock the best story teller? —Because it always has a beautiful tail.（10）Which runs faster，heat or cold?—Heat，because you can catch a cold.

（11）Why does time fly?

—Because many people are trying to kill it.（12）What eight-letter word has only one letter in it?

—Envelope.

（13）What word is pronounced wrong，even by the best of scholars? —The word“wrong”.（14）Where does harvest come before work?—In a dictionary.

（15）Why is the letter E so important?—Because it is the beginning of everything.

星沙英语网 脑筋急转弯(五)

Q: Where does afternoon come before morning in the world ? A: In the dictionary.Q: Why don't you take the bus home? A: Because my home is not that big.Q: Why is the letter E so important? A: Because it's the beginning of everything!Q: Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? A: Because there is love between them!Q: What letter is an animal? A: It's the letter B!Q: What letter is a question? A: It's the letter Y.Q: How do you feel today? A: With my hands, of course!Q: How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? A: Take a longer rope and compare with it!Q: What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? A: He didn't cheat!Q: What does everybody do at the same time? A: Grow old!Q: What resembles half a pie? A: The other half!星沙英语网

脑筋急转弯(六)

1.Who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?

谁一年只上一天班却不会被开除？

2.Why does the Statue of Lib-erty stand in New York harbou?

自由女神为何矗立在纽约港湾？ 3 Why doi birds fly south?

鸟为什么往南飞? 4 When can you go as fast as aracing car?

什么时候你能像跑车一样快？ Keys: 1.Santa Claus.圣诞老人.2.Because it can't sit down.因为它不能坐下.3.It's too far to walk.走着去太远了.4.When you're in it.当你坐在跑车里时.星沙英语

脑筋急转弯(七)

1.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？

2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？

3.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？

4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？

5.Why dont women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？

6.What can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？

7.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？

8.Why does time fly?时间为何飞逝？

9.Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？

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Keys:

1.They make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。

2.They dont want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。

3.Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

4.The cold war is over.冷战结束了。

5.Because women wear hire longer.因为女人头发留得长。

6.Noice.噪音。

7.Smiles.Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。

9.At a retail store.在零售商店。

脑筋急转弯(八)星沙英语网

1)

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? 2)

Who earns a living by driving his customers away? 3)

What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? 4)

Where do you find giant snails?

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ANSWER <1> Wet

<2> Taxi driver <3> An envelope

<4> On the ends of their fingers

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Questions: 星沙英语网

1.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？

2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？

3.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？

4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？

5.Why don't women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？

6.What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？

7.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？

8.Why does time fly?时间为何飞逝？

9.Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？

Keys: 星沙英语网

1.They make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。

2.They don't want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。

3.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

4.The cold war is over.冷战结束了。

5.Because women wear hire longer.因为女人头发留得长。

6.Noice.噪音。

7.Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。该文章转载自[5151教育网]：http://

第三篇：爱情散文：测测你的爱情智商

爱情智商

每个女人都有自己的梦中情人，比如我，最能打动我心的是全世界片酬最高、最有票房号召力的微笑机器、美国帅哥汤姆·克鲁斯。而我相貌平平，身材一般，想吸引那些优秀的男人，这可能吗？当然可能，只要你听听COSMO专家的指导。

大美人们无需为此发愁，从来不需要她们主动去做什么，男人的眼光就已经在她们身上打转，她们需要学习的是如何在众多的优秀追求者中取舍。而我们的运气就没有那么好，相貌平平，身材一般，当身边出现了一个心仪的男人，他的目光往往不在我们身上停留。怎样做我们才有希望呢？看看我们的八点建议吧！

·大胆出击

我去一个朋友的生日聚会，我马上就喜欢上了这个男人，他目光深邃，能理解我的幽默感。晚会结束的时候，我请他送我回家。在车里，我装作不经意把手放在他扶档把的那只手上。一路上我们都沉默着，然后我到了家，在我家门口我主动吻了他的脸颊……后来他告诉我，我主动追求他让他松了一口气——他是不敢这么做的，我的举动给他的心灵带来巨大的震动。——雷洁，29岁，空中小姐

COSMO专家评论：此时的女性就如手握渔叉的渔夫一样眼疾手快，毫不手软。面对犹豫不决的男人，最简单的方式反而最有效。有些男人马上就范，心里暗喜你替他们做出了决定。但也会有弊端，那就是当你采用男人的方式的时候，你会吓跑另一些男人 男人的看法：像男人一样调情的女人，我们并不感兴趣，因为我们会觉得是在和一个男人谈情说爱。我们喜欢女人主动，但要用更巧妙的方式。一个命令我们躺下的女人会把我们吓跑。姑娘们，温柔一点好吗？

·用性感勾引他

我的秘方是：长发、短裙，香槟酒和迷醉的眼神。平时在办公室里我只穿职业装，一天晚上，我和同事们一起去酒吧，其中有我心仪已久、但未曾表白的男人。那天晚上我穿着短裙和长筒靴，平时梳得整齐的头发披散下来。当他邀请我跳舞的时候，我挨在他的胸前，让发丝掠过他的脸庞——从此我成为他长久的舞伴。——许萍，外企职员

COSMO专家评论：这种方式适用那些对自己的长相、身材和胸围非常自信的女人。男人是不会追求那些抽着香烟和他们讨论投资问题的女人的，别相信他们说什么气质比身材更重要之类的话，看见美女他们马上会起身，撇下你面对账单

男人的看法：除非对女人不感兴趣，没有一个男人面对性感的诱惑无动于衷。一个邀请我看她的女人，我会看，如果她鼓励我触摸她，我会触摸！但这种调情需要自然而微妙的技巧，否则会被视为低俗。

·用智商吸引他

我经常被人称为“太聪明” 了，因为我是化学专业的硕士生，这被看做是“男人的专业”，但正是这些分子式帮助我征服了我的未婚夫新鹏。我很少对别人谈起我的工作，但新鹏似乎对此很感兴趣。我很喜欢他，希望让他知道我的专长，于是我耐心地对他描述我目前研究的项目……后来他对我说，智商高的女人使他非常爱慕。——朱莉，30岁，化学工程师

COSMO专家评论：这种方式对那些容貌尚可、智商尤佳的女性非常适合。男人普遍认为，智力型美女的美丽如同醇酒——相伴时间越长，魅力越是持久 男人的看法：我们很难享受和那些只会咯咯傻笑的女人的谈话。如果我们希望交谈，就愿意对方也能说出建设性的观点，而不是在心里乞求她不要开口。如果她既漂亮又有趣，我们愿意跟她到任何地方。

·逗他发笑

我更愿意用幽默感而不是搔首弄姿来诱惑一个男人，通常这非常奏效。一个夏日的星期天，我在湖边的酒吧街散步。那时我单身，非常希望找一个男朋友。我看见一个跑步锻炼的年轻男人坐在长椅上休息，他是我的邻居，我知道他在一家大公司工作，但我们从来没有交谈过。我拿着手机走上去说：“麻烦你一下，教教我如何保存电话号码好吗？”他愣了一下，马上热心地接过电话，调到“电话簿”一栏问道：“你想储存什么电话号码？”我回答：“你的电话号码。”他疑惑地看着我，然后大笑起来，邀请我去酒吧喝一杯。我相信，从来没有哪个女人这样和他调情！——兰熏，27岁，销售员

COSMO专家评论：这个方式对那些极富幽默感的女人非常适合，是真正的女性智慧幽默，而不是插科打诨的疯小姐。的确，女人的幽默感是双刃剑，在逗男人发笑的同时也驱散了他的性幻想。女人的幽默感如果是乐观心态的同义词，所有的男人都会欢迎的。

男人的看法：对我们来说，一个幽默感十足的女人是懂得享受生活的女人。的确，一个逗人发笑的女人想保持性感很困难，但这不妨碍我们被她吸引并愿意和她相处。

·用弱点吸引男人

我并不是傻乎乎的小女孩，但我知道无助的女人可以激起男人保护她的本能和他的雄性激素。我曾和几个好友做过这样的实验：我拿着一张地图在街上散步，如果遇到年轻英俊、穿着得体的男人我就上去问路。几乎每次都是这样，这个男人对我说我要找的地方离此处不远，他可以送我去。我非常感谢他，他很高兴，最后请我去吃饭或者去酒吧。——林玲，外企职员

COSMO专家评论：不要滥用“迷路的小女孩”的伎俩。那些行色匆匆的男人会认为这非常讨厌，更不要说会被误认为寻找客人的应招女郎 男人的看法：非常新颖啊！这跟那些耍性感、耍性格的女人非常不同。尽管我们很少在街上有这样的艳遇，不过我们会很容易被诱惑的，但千万不要让我们看见她又在别处以同样的方式询问别的男人。

·好猎手慢慢捕

阿峰不是那种轻易对女人表示兴趣的男人，他是优秀的股票分析师，爱读书，爱看电影和戏剧，在工作之外经常会写戏剧评论。我对他心仪已久，于是我接近他的朋友，通过各种方式了解他的喜好和对女性的口味——他偏爱浪漫的淑女装，于是我的衣柜里添置的都是这个类型的服装，我还恶补戏剧常识，培养对戏剧的兴趣。当一家英国话剧团来华举行首场莎士比亚戏剧演出时，我订好了票请快递送给他……此后他对我非常钟情。——朵朵，26岁，编辑

COSMO专家评论：撒一张大网，做充分的准备，考虑周全，然后耐心等待猎物掉进网中——一些有心计的女人会如此设计自己的艳遇。应该说这非常有效。需要提醒她们的是，得到了这些男人之后，她们会怎样？恢复原来面目还是伪装到底 男人的看法：如果一个女人费尽心机地接近我，我会非常感动的，但不免也有些害怕，这么有心计的女人很难斗吧。

·耍个性

我并非传统意义上的美女，事实上我的五官并不 完美，但历任男友都赞美我非常吸引人，我想这是因为我的个性很突出，穿戴打扮非常特别。我很少妥协，我行我素，这也使我不同于一般的女孩。——张心，歌手

COSMO专家评论：一个相貌平平，没有个性的女人是很难吸引别人注意的。所以对相貌中等的女孩来说，个性是最有力的武器。男人的看法：可爱的个性，同意。比如不随波逐流，坚强勇敢，有原则，幽默开朗，智慧过人……这些都可以使一个容貌一般的女孩变得优秀，也可以使男人爱上她。

·非常规出招

我深知自己的相貌并不出众，也没有过人的智慧，我怎样才能吸引暗恋的男人的注意，并让他爱上我呢？我在一个女员工众多的部门工作，而他是另一个部门的上司，我敢说他从来都没有注意过我。有一天早晨，我上班等电梯的时候正好碰到他，我故意摔倒，划破了膝盖，他热心地帮我找创可贴。从此我们在公司里相遇总会默默微笑一下，一直到他邀请我单独吃晚餐。——于娜，公司职员 COSMO专家评论：勇敢的女人不会两手空空！即使她收获不了一个情人，也可以收获一个朋友。需要注意的是出招时不要过于拙劣，让他觉得你很笨、很没用 男人的看法：这种方式搞不好就弄巧成拙。一个笨手笨脚、打翻茶杯、尖声大叫、摔倒在地的非美女能让男人心生爱慕吗？拜托一定要想个优雅点的方式来吸引我们的注意。

Tips：男人观点

不够漂亮的女人如何吸引男人？ ●她很聪明，喜欢不断制造惊喜。

●她总是用热切的目光看着对话者，笑容可掬。

●露出肚脐的短T恤显露出她纤细的腰肢。

●她的细致、耐心和生活情趣：自己编织的 小巧的手机套，搭在键盘上遮挡灰尘的印度小头巾……

●她讲普通话时有一点点南方口音。

●她精力充沛，白天穿着高跟鞋和套装去上班，晚上去看电影、泡酒吧。

●出去野营的时候不抱怨，笑口常开。

●长长的或中长的卷发能给女性的相貌加分。

●纤巧的手和脚，精心修剪的指甲。

●手臂上、腰窝处的小文身增添神秘感。

第四篇：测测你有心理疾病吗

心理疾病测试

目前职场的白领们每天面临着工作和生活的压力，很容易就会患有一些职场疾病，比如忧郁症、暴躁症、工作倦怠症、假想症等精神疾病，在这些疾病中最常出现的就是暴躁症，在工作时忽然间变得狂躁不安，却又找不到发泄情绪的办法。也有一些人由于工作的变动，升职或者降职都有可能造成对工作的倦怠，不愿意继续工作，就算是看着很多的工作需要做，却又不知道要从何下手。

1、情绪失控，紧急降温

不要随意失控发泄情绪。停下来，深呼吸，给自己10秒钟冷静下来，也许你会发现怒气来得这样快，只因为自己想要借机发泄情绪。不要只为一时口快而陷入一场唇枪舌剑。

2、假想敌

总觉得某些同事在背后批评议论自己?认为同事在和自己竞争?你应该调适心态，不要总找人竞争，也不要把失败归结在无辜的同事身上。

3、工作倦怠症

面对着一桌子需要处理的文件，你坐在电脑前，眼睛无神，四肢麻木，大脑呆滞?也许你应该好好放松一下，消除工作倦怠。娱乐方式不重要，最重要的是要保持心情。

4、永远觉得自己不够好

聪明、能干的你，一旦被擢升或授予重职，反而变得毫无自信，觉得不能胜任。这样的人患有“事业恐高症”，需要加倍信心，步向成功。

5、喋喋不休地抱怨

即使你在为工作上的种种问题而恼怒，也不要日夜抱怨。比如你在因长期加班而牢骚满腹，与其向人诉苦，不如去找上司，看看能否有机会改变你的处境。

6、工作狂

只要一停下工作就会全身不舒坦，做什么事情都觉得有些焦虑不安。如果这样，那就需要好好的对自己的健康做一下详细的了解，特别是现在这会，劳逸结合是健康生活的必须。

得了心理疾病怎么办呢？

如果你在郑州的话，建议到郑州金水中医院去治疗吧，这个医院据说是很不错滴。

第五篇：微信群发测粉，也就只有智商为负数的你才会做

微信里，频频收到群发测粉的消息，简直烦不胜烦啊。也就只有智商为负数的人才会做这样的事情。

人们经常会收到这样的微信：

“真味是淡，至人是常，我正在测粉哦，打扰请见谅。我已经清理了那些删除、拉黑我的人，你也可以试试，看看有多少删了你。”

“亲，在吗？不用回复，感谢好友里有你!我已经清理了那些删除，拉黑我好友的人，你也可以试试，看看有多少人删了你！”

为什么你会测粉？因为你是被忽视的，被抛弃的。

微信让人们之间的联系更便捷，但同时也更浮浅。

大多数人的微信通讯录里面有成百甚至上千的微信好友，但真正有联系的，其实就那么寥寥几个，有很多互加微信后，都归于沉寂，没有任何的互动，所以会产生大量的僵尸粉。

僵尸粉的存在，好像在提醒当事人，自己被忽视了。这种感觉很不舒服，就像我们遭遇所有的不舒服的事情一样，我们就会想方设法把这种让自己难受的东西清除掉。

这种测粉行为的背后，其实在传递你对自我的怀疑与智商欠费。

你担心自己被删除，被拉黑。于是就产生了这样的逻辑，你把我拉黑，我要报复，我要把你彻底清除。

如果你发这样的信息，我可以理解你其实想要摒弃不在乎你的人，忽视你的人。

我们每个人的内心都渴望与人连接，都害怕被冷落，被抛弃。

你通过这种方式来清理对自己来说没有任何价值的人，从这一角度来说，是无可厚非的。

但是，如果站在接收这样信息的人角度来看，这样的表达方式实际上会产生负面的影响。

大多数人收到这样的信息，通常不会直接回复，但并不代表没有感受。

如果你收到这样的信息，可能内心多少会有不舒服的感觉，一种不被信任的感觉，一种被质疑的感觉。

因为真正把你删了的人收不到信息，收到信息的却会收到你质疑的伤害。

如果你记得你的朋友，你肯定会联系的，有没有删你，一联系就知道了，你都想不到联系的朋友，即使把你删了又如何，未必微信多几个人，就真的卡了吗？

每个人本质上都是自恋的，反映在人际交往中，就是我和你交往不是因为你是谁，而是在你眼里我是谁。

如果在你眼里，我是一个不值得你信任的人，是一个被你测试的对象，忽然发现在你那里我并不是我想象的那么稳固和重要，这会打击人的自恋，伤害彼此的关系，人与人之间更加疏离，冷漠。

所以，停住你的测粉行为吧，测到别人删了你，你心里不好受，别人收到你的测粉信息，也会感觉被质疑，两败俱伤的行为，意义何在？