第一篇：趣味英语演讲稿
最牛英语口语培训模式：躺在家里练口语，全程外教一对一，三个月畅谈无阻！
洛基英语，免费体验全部在线一对一课程： /（报名网址）趣味英语演讲：调整好心情的9大妙招
（一）今天洛基的小编为大家整理了一些趣味英语的演讲，本系列主要是讲述如何调整好心情。由于篇幅较长，小编将之分为3篇分别贴出，请大家留意后续文章。愿您在看完后一觉不醒，天天好心情！
要让自己远离压力，跳个吉格舞来释放快乐激素并不那么容易。所以，从小处着手吧，就像我一样。当你微笑的时候，你脸上所有的肌肉都会回应，你的眼睛会变得更明亮，面部肌肉会放松而眉毛则会变得顺滑而平和。甚至你的思想都会得到改变。the goal is to break your current, negative state by disrupting it with something that will shock your internal chemist into action.here are a few things i suggest you try to jump-start your productivity by adding some positivity.i admit a lot of them might make you look like a crazy person, but, in the pursuit of productivity, im willing to try 洛基英语是中国英语培训市场上的一朵奇葩，是全球已被验证的东方人英语学习的最佳模式。洛基英 anything.你的目标是改变你现在那种消极的状态。你需要用一些会刺激到你体内的的化学元素产生作用的东西来搅乱它。以下是我建议你尝试的几个方法，它们能够通过一些积极的元素刺激你的工作效率。我承认其中的几条会令你看起来像个疯子，不过，为了能提高效率，我愿意尝试任何事情！1.smile at strangers.step away from your stressful environment for a 20-minute walk.smile at the people you meet along the way.you will more than make up for the time with your increased productivity levels when you return.1.对陌生人微笑。花20分钟远离你压力山大的工作环境，一路上对你遇到的人们微笑。等你回到工作的时候，你工作效率上的提高能完全弥补你付出的时间。2.bust a move.put on some great dance music and have a little 5-minute party!thats right, just dance.you dont even need a partner!2.纵情舞蹈。放一些劲爆的舞曲，开一个5分钟的小party！没错，跳舞吧，你甚至连舞伴也不需要！3.fire up the youtube.find a favorite funny video on youtube and take a laughter break.cute cat videos have been shown to help as well.(not kidding.)3.靠youtube点燃激情。在youtube上找一个你喜欢的搞笑视频仰天大笑。据称可爱猫咪的视频也同样有效。（真的）
看完之后心情是不是好了许多？这样既能学到英语又能调整心情，真是一举两得啊！您可别忘了关注我们的免费英语学习和在线英语培训网站，请特别关注我们的洛基英语哦，我们会给您整理带来更多的趣味英语演讲，让您看的开心，学的愉快！
洛基英语是中国英语培训市场上的一朵奇葩，是全球已被验证的东方人英语学习的最佳模式。洛基英
“成千上万人疯狂下载。。。
更多价值连城的绝密英语学习资料，洛基内部秘密英语，技巧，策略
请在 网上 申请报名”
洛基英语是中国英语培训市场上的一朵奇葩，是全球已被验证的东方人英语学习的最佳模式。洛基英 篇二：趣味英语演讲比赛策划书
环境科学与工程学院 2012级
新生英语演讲比赛策划书
环境学院2012级新生英语演讲比赛
初赛策划书
一、活动背景
英语作为一个大学生必备的素质之一，其重要性是不言而喻的。在二十一世纪的今天，各个领域对大学生英语口语等技能的要求也越来越高。为进一步营造浓厚的英语学习氛围，丰富校园文化生活，提高实际运用的技能，给广大仲园学子提供一个展现自我，提升自我的机会和舞台，我院系协助学校外国语学院举办大学生英语演讲比赛仲恺赛区初赛。我们希望通过本次活动一来可以选出一名优秀的选手代表我们环境学院参加仲园英语演讲比赛，二来借此提高同学们学习英语的积极性，增强英语口语训练，并从中获得乐趣。
二、具体方案
1、主办单位：环境科学与工程学院
2、参赛对象：环境学院12级全体学生
3、比赛形式：以个人为单位
4、比赛主题： how to study in university
5、活动地点: 教学楼(待定)
6、初赛将选出八名选手进入决赛
三、活动时间安排：
1、12月 18日报名截止；
2、12月 18日召开选手会议，熟悉比赛流程；
人需到场进行排练），举办英语演讲比赛决赛
三、比赛具体内容：
1.篇三：趣味英语主持稿
“趣味英语”大赛主持稿
江：good evening boys and girls.戴：各位嘉宾，各位同学，大家 合：晚上好！
江：i am 戴：我是
戴：我们非常荣幸为大家主持今天的比赛。
戴：外国语学院的青协部长***学长
戴：外国语学院的**学长
戴：让我们再次将热列的掌声送给我们今晚的各位评委！
江：at the same time ,i want to ask a question ,our lovely players , are you ready? 戴：下面由我向各位介绍比赛的大致流程：本场比赛分为三个环节，第一环节：自我介绍，第二环节：主题演讲，第三环节：情景对话。在第二环节和第三环节之间会有一个小游戏。现在介绍奖项设置：一等奖一名，二等奖两名，三等奖三名，另外最佳口语奖一名，最佳风采奖一名。
江：现在进行第一环节，自我展示：要求选手在规定的时间里，通过英语介绍自己，可以采用英语歌曲，英语朗读等突出自己的英语特色的方式进行表达。要求选手表达清晰流畅，发音规范，语法正确。时间不超过3分钟。工作人员会在剩余30秒时举黄旗示意，时间用完，工作人员会举红旗示意，请选手注意用时。
戴：好的，下面让我们用热烈的掌声有请今晚的第一位选手：，第二位选手 做准备。
（江介绍偶数，戴介绍奇数，直到结束。）
感谢以上选手的精彩发挥，下面进行比赛第二环节
江：第二环节，主题演讲：选手在封闭的抽签箱中抽取号码纸，每个号码纸各对应ppt中不同道问题。选手将有一分钟的准备时间，然后简单演讲！演讲时间控制在3分钟内。掌声欢迎第一位选手，第二位选手 做准备。戴：下面有请第二位选手，第三位选手 做准备
（江介绍奇数，戴介绍偶数，直到结束。）
江:感谢各位选手的精彩演讲，两个环节的比拼，需要时间缓和一下现在压抑的气氛，接下来的游戏环节，希望能够给选手和观众带来一点趣味。不过，游戏之前，选手根据抽签决定的出场顺序组合，即1号和2号为第一组，3号和4号为第二组，以此类推，请每组选手各派一名队友到讲台前抽签决定第三环节情景模拟题。
戴:那下面进入游戏环节，游戏规则如下，我们将邀请两组观众，每组两人，上台进行游戏。工作人员手中会有卡片，上面有相关物品的名称，每组中的一个人看到后，描述给另外一个同伴听，描述的人，只能通过肢体语言以及简单的词语描述，猜不出可以喊过，其间可以过四个，规定时间内猜对最多的一组选手获胜，每轮游戏两分钟，并有有小礼品赠送。要求观众用英语进行表达。（如果观众不积极，可以用中文表达）戴：下面谁愿意上来一起游戏，请举手示意。
江：（临场发挥）
江：游戏环节结束了，是不是还感到意犹未尽呢？由于时间关系我们只能进行到这里。下面介绍第三环节。第三环节，情景模拟：选手按次序上场，将游戏环节之前抽到的号码纸交给相关工作人员，工作人员将其对应到ppt上，ppt上会显示与号码纸上相同的情景题目。该组选手将根据抽到的题目展开对话。要求对话在3~~4分钟之内，内容积极，衔接自然。戴：欢迎第一组选手开始他们的表演，第二组选手 做准备
江：（非常有趣的对话）简单评价。下面有请第二组选手，第三组选手 做准备。（戴介绍奇数，江介绍偶数，直到结束。）
江：整场比赛告一段落，分数正在做最后的统计。请各位耐心等待。下面有请外国语学院的***学姐对选手做精彩的点评，热烈欢迎。戴：感谢评委的精彩点评，经过工作人员的认真统计，比赛结果已经出来。1号选手（多少分）
江：2号选手（多少分）
依次循环直到结束
戴：现在我很荣幸的宣布本次比赛的第三名，他们分别是：
江：祝贺他们（鼓掌）。我很荣幸宣布本场比赛的第二名，他们分别是：
戴：掌声送给他们（鼓掌）现在，即将宣布本场比赛的第一名选手，激动人心的时刻到了，他（她）是 祝贺他（她）。
江：除了以上三类奖项，我们还另外设有两个特别的奖项，“最佳口语奖”和“最佳风采奖”下面我宣布“最佳口语奖”的获得者是 戴：恭喜，以及“最佳风采奖”的得主是
江：恭喜，让我们再次用热烈的掌声祝贺以上所有获奖选手。
戴：比赛接近尾声，相信各位的热情依然不减，看了各位选手的精彩表现，学习英语的热情将会更加浓烈。下面我宣布，本次“趣味英语”大赛圆满结束。获奖选手请到讲台前与评委合影留恋，其他同学按次序退场。谢谢。篇四：趣味英语演讲：调整好心情的9大妙招(二)最牛英语口语培训模式：躺在家里练口语，全程外教一对一，三个月畅谈无阻！
洛基英语，免费体验全部在线一对一课程： /（报名网址）
趣味英语演讲：调整好心情的9大妙招
（二）今天洛基的小编为大家整理了一些趣味英语的演讲，本系列主要是讲述如何调整好心情。由于篇幅较长，小编将之分为2篇分别贴出，请大家留意后续文章。愿您在看完后一觉不醒，天天好心情！4.talk to yourself.this sounds nuts, but take a cue from old-school motivational speakers and books: pace around the room reciting empowering affirmations in a positive, confident tone of voice and great posture.4.自言自语。这听上去很疯狂，但看看那些老式学院的励志演讲家和书里怎么说吧：在房间踱着步，同时以积极，自信的声音和动作念一些励志的话语吧。5.belt it out.sing to your animals or children--just be silly and let them in on the fun!5.大声唱出来。对着你的宠物或小孩唱歌吧，傻一点也不要紧，让他们笑笑呗。6.get physical.do a series of jumping jacks with a big smile on your face.(bonus: 100 jumping jacks is said to burn 100 calories.have a snack!)6.运动起来。微笑着做一些跳爆竹运动。（额外奖励：做100个跳爆竹据说能燃烧100卡路里，尽情地吃零食吧！）7.dial a friend.pick up the phone and cheer up someones day with an i love you!洛基英语是中国英语培训市场上的一朵奇葩，是全球已被验证的东方人英语学习的最佳模式。洛基英 7.给朋友打电话。拿起电话，跟某人说句“我爱你！”以此来振奋他的一天吧！8.hoot and holler.just let out a simple woo-hoo!and think about a goal or future event that really charges you up.8.放声大叫。简单地吼一声“woo-hoo!”，想象一个进球或者未来发生的一件令你欣喜若狂的事儿。
9.do a julie andrews.think of one or two things that you are deeply grateful for and allow the thoughts to bring a smile of gratitude to your face.(you should think of a few of your favorite things several times a day anyway!)9.学朱莉安德鲁斯。想象一两件你深表感激的事情，为它们挂上感激的笑容。（无论如何，你每天总该想一些你最喜欢的事情。）
看完之后心情是不是好了许多？这样既能学到英语又能调整心情，真是一举两得啊！您可别忘了关注我们的免费英语学习和在线英语培训网站，请特别关注我们的洛基英语哦，我们会给您整理带来更多的趣味英语演讲，让您看的开心，学的愉快！洛基英语是中国英语培训市场上的一朵奇葩，是全球已被验证的东方人英语学习的最佳模式。洛基英
“成千上万人疯狂下载。。。
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洛基英语是中国英语培训市场上的一朵奇葩，是全球已被验证的东方人英语学习的最佳模式。洛基英 篇五：小学生英语演讲稿各种主题范文 dear teacher and classmates: i am very glad to make a speech here in this class again!this time, id like to talk something about english.when i was seven, my mother sent me to an english school.at there, i played games and sang english songs with other children.then i discovered the beauty of the language, and began my colorful dream in the english world.everyday, i read english following the tapes.sometimes, i watch english cartoons.on the weekend, i often go to the english corner.by talking with different people there, i have made more and more friends as well as improved my oral english.i hope i can travel around the world someday.i want to go to america to visit washington monument, because the president washington is my idol.of course, i want to go to london too, because england is where english language developed.if i can ride my bike in cambridge university, i will be very happy.i hope i can speak english with everyone in the world.ill introduce china to them, such as the great wall, the forbidden city and anshan.i know, rome was not built in a day.i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well.if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable.so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.我喜欢英语
亲爱的老师，同学们：
我很高兴可以在这个课堂上做一次演讲．这一次，我想谈谈英语．我的话题是我爱英语． 正如每个人所知，英语在今天十分重要．它已经被应用到世界的各个角落．它已经成为商业上最为通用的一门语言并广泛的用于国际贸易．如果我们能说好英语，我们就有更多的机会成功．因为越来越多的人注意到这一点，学英语的人数正在已很高的速度增长． 但是对我而言，我学英语不仅仅因为它的重要性以及它的实用性，更是因为我喜爱英语．当我学英语时，我可以体会到一种不同的思维方式，它可以给我更多接触世界的空间．当我读英语小说时，我能感受到不同于阅读翻译文的快乐．当我说英语时，我可以感到自信．当我写英语时，我能够感到不同于汉语的那种美„„ 我爱英语，它给了我一个色彩斑斓的梦．我希望有朝一日我可以畅游世界，用我流利的英语，我可以和世界各地的人交友．我能看到许多的名胜．我希望我能够到伦敦去，因为那里是英语的故乡． 我也希望用我流利的英语来将我们的名胜介绍给说英语的朋友，我希望他们可以像我们一样的爱我们的国家． 我知道，罗马不是一天筑成的、（成功需要日积月累．）我相信在持续不断的努力学习下，总有一天我可以拥有一口流利的英语．如果你想被爱，你就应该学着去爱他人．所以我相信我对英语的爱定将换来它对我的爱．我相信总有一天我会实现我的梦！谢谢！i am chinese ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, i am chinese.i am proud of being a chinese with five thousand years of civilization behind.ive learned about the four great inventions made by our forefathers.ive learned about the great wall and the yangtze river.ive learned about zhang heng(张衡)and ive learned about zheng he(郑和)．who says the yellow river civilization has vanished(消失)？i know that my ancestors have made miracles(奇
迹)on this fertile land and were still making miracles.who can ignore the fact that we have established ourselves as a great state in the world, that we have devised our own nuclear weapons, that we have successfully sent our satellites into space, and that our gnp ranks no.7 in the world? we have experienced the plunders(掠夺)by other nations, and we have experienced the war.yet, based on such ruins, there still stands our nation----china, unyielding and unconquerable!i once came across an american tourist.she said, “china has a history of five thousand years, but the us only has a history of 200 years.five thousand years ago, china took the lead in the world, and now it is the us that is leading.”my heart was deeply touched by these words.it is true that were still a developing nation, but it doesnt mean that we can despise(鄙视)ourselves.we have such a long-standing history, we have such abundant resources, we have such intelligent and diligent people, and we have enough to be proud of.we have reasons to say proudly： we are sure to take the lead in the world in the future again, for our problems are big, but our ambition(雄心)is even bigger, our challenges(挑战)are great, but our will is even greater.i am chinese.i have inherited(继承)black hair and black eyes.i have inherited the virtues of my ancestors.i have also taken over responsibility.i am sure, that wherever i go, whatever i do, i shall never forget that i am chinese!i love you, china good morning, ladies and gentlemen, i’m very glad to make a speech here.today my topic is “i love you, china.” since the day i was born, i began to have a proud name—chinese.since the day i began to talk, the most beautiful sentence i’ve ever learnt has been “i love you, china!”
i love you, china, and i’m so proud of being a chinese.i’m proud that i’ve got the beautiful yellow skin, black eyes and black hair.i’m also proud that i speak the most beautiful language in the world—chinese.i love you, china, for i can feel the deep love you give me every day, every minute.last year, i got an opportunity to visit the united states of america.during my staying there, my father’s boss once invited my family to dinner.while at table, he looked at me and asked: “little boy, how long have you been in america?” “about a month,” i answered, “how lucky you are!” he said, “if you were living in china, how could you learn such perfect english?” i smiled and told him proudly that all the students in china are able to learn english at school.i saw his surprised eyes and said to myself, “i’m proud of you, china.for you are offering us the best education.” i love you, china.as a young student, all we should do is to study hard and devote ourselves whole-heartedly in the future, to the great cause of building you into an even stronger and greater country in the world.i love you, my dear motherland!i love you, china!thank you for your listening!i love english when i was seven, i started learning english.i played games and sang english songs with other children.sometimes, i watched english cartoons.its funny.then i discovered the beauty of the language, and began my colorful dream in the english world.i hope i can travel around the world someday.i want to go to america to visit washington, because my cousin is over there.of course, i want to go to london too, because england is where english language developed.if i can ride my bike in cambridge university, i will be very happy.i hope i can speak english with everyone in the world.also ill introduce china to them, such as the great wall, and the gardens in suzhou.i will teaching people of the world about the beautiful language of our country.我爱英语
当我7岁，我开始学习英语。我打游戏，唱英语歌曲，与其他儿童。有时候，我看着英文漫画。这很有趣。接着我发现美丽的语言，并开始我的梦想在丰富多彩的英语世界。
我希望我能在世界各地旅行一天。我想赴美访问华盛顿，因为我的表哥在那边。当然，我要到伦敦太多，因为英国是英语的发展。如果我能坐我的自行车在剑桥大学，我将非常高兴。
我希望我能讲英语和大家在世界上。还我会向他们介绍中国，如长城，并在苏州的园林。我会教人的世界的美丽语言我国。
我喜欢英语。学习英语是太好了。我曾经想成为一名英语教师。我也喜欢文学。当我真的很年轻，我能记住大量的诗歌。我也想成为一名教师的汉语。现在我认为，我的梦想都可以成真：我将能够使用英语教外国朋友汉语和中华文化的共享与他们。因此，越来越多的人们将能够了解五千年的历史文化，繁荣我们的伟大的中国。我的未来不是梦。
第二篇：英语趣味演讲稿
【英语演讲稿】 future is now what is future?every time i look at the stars in the sky,i ask myself.it’s realy a hard question to answer it.the universe is boundless,we don’t know where are we from and where shall we go.i stand there,at sea.when a fortune-teller look at your palm,she’ll tell you how your future will be like.that’s a way you place your hope on.but it’s not realistic.the future is the things and people around you.what you should do is to try to do everything well,don’t care much about the results.be kind to all the people around you,and love them.although the world is not full of love,the life is not a bed of rose,you should sdick on your belief.when time passes,you’ll find everything you do is worthwhile.years is glorious.because no way you can stop time from elasping.how time flies!just like the flowers in spring,the sunshine in summer,the moon in mid-autumn and the snow in winter.maybe one morning you’ll never wake up,you’ll never see the sunrise or the sunset;you’ll never see your sweatheart or talk to her,you’ll never hear the sound of the nature or wander on the path among the trees,you’ll never swim in the lake or climb the mountains.time is gold.every minute is precious.we should make best use of it.don’t waste even one minute.spend time in working,in laughing,in playing games and in loving.each of us has a kite flying in the sky,and we also have a string each.children’s kite is childhood,the string is grown.lovers’ kite is love,the string is daily life.i have a kite,it is called dream,the string in my hands is reality.the wind which makes kites fly is future.kites are not free,but we still have power to control them and let them fly higher and higher.the string is in my hands,future is now in my hands.future is now,forget the fortune-teller,clench your fists!微笑是一种亲切
good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!today i’d like to share my personal experience of happiness and bitterness of being an english teacher.i remember, five years ago, when i stood at the teacher’s desk for the first time, maybe because i was too young, maybe because i was too inexperienced, the students in my class paid no attention to me, didn’t behave themselves at all.i felt ashamed and helpless.in order to save my face, i just criticized the students seriously whenever they talked in class or even moved a little.i thought sooner or later, they would listen to me.yes, i could control the class now, but the students and the atmosphere became strange.no, they were not listening to me.it was too quiet.the breathless silence urged me to consider the way i was teaching.then 1 august 2003, i got the chance to study the new course of english.until then could i realized that it was my frozen eyes that make the students flinch, it was my stiff face that trod out the enthusiasm in the children’s hearts.how to stimulate my class and show my warmth, so that they can enjoy their study in english? i had a deep thought.it’s smile.there is a kindness called smile.it is the most beautiful language in the world.it can make distance no distance.“just awake the students with a smiling face!”i said to myself.the next day, when i stood on the stage with a smiling face, when i asked the questions with a smile, when i encouraged the children in a friendly way, the students were just shocked!but i could find there was more happiness and excitement in their eyes!gradually, they got used to it, and participated in my teaching.as i predicted, that class became a lovely one.i was moved, and said“thank you for listening, boys and girls!” in the following days, i keep on working even harder.i prepare my lessons carefully.i use flash, pictures, riddles, and interesting stories to make great efforts to help the students to learn more.but i will never forget one thing: smile, give them a smile, to give them strength, to let them feel happy, to make them confident.the children do enjoy the english lesson now, when they tell me the answers in great excitement, i can feel their gladness, and my smile is more sincerely than ever!there is kindness called smile.from the children’s yearning eyes, i understand, it is smile that makes my students and i get closer, it is smile that fills the kindness to my english class, it is smile that shapes me popular english teacher finally.that’s all.thank you very much!联欢晚会英语演讲致词 a speech on the party my fellow soldiers and students, to end my speech, i would like to suggest a warm applause to the teachers and students on the stage.may the applause resemble the magnificent results of the cooperative establishment between us.may the applause bring happiness fruit of the cooperative establishment between us.at the same time may the teachers and students make greater progress in teaching and learning!and happy new year to all of you!thank you all!战友们，同学们：
再有十多天就是春节了，在新春佳节即将来临之际，我们共建的单位吉林市第二十九中学的师生们以亲人的身份，带着特殊的礼品走到大家身边，让我代表在座的官兵对师生们的精彩表演所抒发出的深情厚意表示诚挚的谢意！
今天登台演出的同学们与我们战士的年龄相差无几，同学们浓厚的艺术细胞和异彩纷呈的表演震撼撞击着青年官兵，增强了军营的节日气氛，抚慰了新战士的思亲之情，坚定了广大战士戊边卫国的豪情壮志。
遗憾的是由于部队人员少致使座有虚席，令人兴奋的是整个会场却洋溢着歌声、笑声，充满了健康、团结、祥和的气氛和色彩。这笑声、这气氛、这色彩更加烘托 折射出我们彼此之间是何等地相互信任和支持，鱼水情谊是何等地深厚与浓郁！有这歌声和笑声，凭这气氛和色彩，我相信双方之间的办学困难、入学难题都将化为 乌有，随之而来的是智力拥军的无私奉献，爱民传统的发扬光大！
最后，让我们把掌声送到前台装入师生心中，让这掌声在彼此之间的心灵深处开出美丽的共建之花，结出丰硕的共建之果！同时也预祝师生教学相长，新春愉快！谢谢大家！
四海之内皆兄弟
all are brothers in the four seas above all, i would like to thank everyone here.i would like to thank every chinese friend of mine.i would like to thank these who may read my speech but who i have no chance to make acquaintance with.i would like to thank the great and outstanding chinese people and her leaders.since about 40 years, it is they who encourage me to work.it is they who encourage me not only to work, but also practice medicine.it is they who encourage me not only to practice medicine but also study life.today, i found i was rooted in china as i was 21 years old.4 days ago it was my 78 years birthday.my feelings still remain as those of past.我写的搞笑的英文演讲稿 once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize.i asked 4 world peace.that’s impossible, he said.有一次上帝来到我面前答应了实现我一个梦想。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
then i asked him to give you brains.he said, let me try world peace.然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”篇三：英语演讲稿 chinese dream-my dream good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!i’m pretty happy to make a speech in such a form.my name is tian jie.my topic today is chinese dream-my dream.no matter you and i in the life, having a dream is great, big to a country, small to a person.a country without dreams, that is a sorrow and sadness to his nation;a person without dream, he or she is considered to be the walking dead, because the dream is the innovation, the dream is the future.“i have a dream” martin luther king ever said, i have a dream;i hope that the children’s fa ce always is permeated with the smile like spring.ihave a dream, i hope that the young people can create their own brilliance with hardworking.i have a dream;i hope that the old people can enjoy their twilight years without any sorrow and anxiety.i have a dream;i hope that all of us can water the beautiful flowers of dream with our hands, making her bloom gorgeous and marvelous!i have a dream-----this is our harmonious homeland that has the brightest future.we can conquer the biggest difficulties and do not have sadness anymore.with all of our love get together with all of our hearts turned on were meant to last forever because of having mutual dedications.with all of our love get together with all of our hearts turned on were meant to move forward because of sharing the same feelings.were meant to move forward because of sharing the same feelings.中国梦---我的梦
下午好，女士们，先生们！很高兴以这样的形式做演讲。我的名字是田婕。今天我演讲的题目是中国梦--我的梦。
生活中，无论是你还是我，有一个梦想都是伟大的。大到一个国家，小到一个人。一个国家没有了梦想，那就是对他的国家的悲哀和伤痛，一个人没有梦想，他或她就会被认为是行尸走肉，因为梦想即是创新，梦想就是未来。
“我有一个梦想”马丁·路德·金曾经说过，在他的讲话中，美国梦想在他心中是没有歧视和偏见，追求公平和正义。当然，我也有一个梦想，我的梦想是很平凡的，我的梦想也是很普通的，但我的梦也是美丽而甜美的。我内心的梦想是将来有一天成为一名教师，你知道，教师是一个神圣而光荣的职业，因为他们照亮了别人，而燃烧了自己。
我有一个梦想，我希望孩子们的脸上始终能够洋溢着春天般的微笑。
我有一个梦想，我希望年轻人可以用艰辛和勤奋创造他们自己的辉煌。
我有一个梦想，我希望老人们能够安享晚年，没有悲伤，没有焦虑。
我有一个梦想，我希望我们所有的人都可以用我们的双手浇灌我们美丽的梦想的花朵，使她的绽放华丽而奇妙！
我有一个梦想------这是我们的和谐家园，前程锦绣。
再大的风浪我们闯过，不在忧愁。
凝聚每份爱，点燃颗颗心，奉献辉映奉献，让天长地久。凝聚每份爱，点燃颗颗心，心心相印，一起朝前走。篇四：英文演讲稿
大学生英语励志演讲稿：we are the world ,we are the future 世界是我们的，未来是我们的（中英双语对照）someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.i don?t know who wrote these words, but i?ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be.we are all in the position of the farmers.if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest.if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.we are young.“how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful question.to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it?s a state of mind.it?s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees.it?s the matter of the will.it?s the freshness of the deep spring of life.a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture.i learnt a lot there.i?d like to share it with all of you.let?s show our right palms.we can see three lines that show how our love.career and life is.i have a short line of life.what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way.well, let?s make a fist.where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands.it is held in ourselves.we all want the future to be better than the past.but the future can go better itself.don?t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.from the past, we?ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher.we?ve learnt that we can?t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it.failure doesn?t mean you don?t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way.failure doesn?t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.as what i said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.the past has gone.nothing we do will change it.but the future is in front of us.believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us.and from today on, let?s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “we are the world, we are the future.”
一些人说“我们正在读一本无穷的书中的第一章的第一节。”我不知道谁写了这些话，但是我一直很喜欢它，因为它提醒了我，我们能够创造我们想要的未来。
我们都是农夫。如果我们播下好的种子，我们将会丰收。如果我们的种子很差，有很多草籽，收割的将是无用的庄稼。如果我们什么也不播种，什么收获也没有。
我们是年轻的。“怎样度过青春？”这是个有意义的问题。为了去回答它，我首先要问“从?青春?这个词中你能理解到什么？” 青春不是人生的一个时期，而是精神的一种状态。青春不是桃面、丹唇、柔膝，而是深沉的意志。青春是生命的深泉在涌流.一位诗人说“从一粒沙看世界，从一朵花看天堂，把无限放在你的手掌，永恒在一刹那里收藏”。几天前，我有了一个听讲座的机会，从中我学到了很多东西。现在，我想把这些与大家共享。让我们伸出右手，我们可以看到手掌中的展示我们的爱，事业和生活的三条线。我在生活方面这条线很短，那你们的呢？我想知道我们是否可以用这种办法去看我们的未来。好的，让我们一起握拳。我们的未来在哪儿？我们的爱、事业和生活在哪儿？告诉我！是的，它们就在我们的手中。它们被我们自己掌握着。
我们所有人都希望未来能比过去更美好，但是未来能自己变得更好。不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。从过去来看，生活是艰苦的，但我们是更坚强。我们知道我们不能选择感觉，但是我们能选择和它相关的东西。失败并不意味着你不拥有成功，它只意
味着你应该用另一种方式去做这件事。失败并不意味着你应该放弃，只意味着你应该更加努力。正如我在前面所说的“我们正在读一本无穷的书中的第一章的第一节。”过去的已经过去，无论我们无力改变，但是未来却在我们前方。相信“我们给了世界什么，世界也将给我们”。并且从今天起，让我们一起做我们自己的主人，一起大声说出“世界是我们的，未来是我们的。
第三篇：趣味英语
1.大家都知道，如果路边的小屋上写有w.c.的字样，那大概就是一个可以方便的地方。请问w.c.的完整英语形式是怎样的？
a.washing roomb.washing casec.water closetd.water caster
2.许多同学都有自己的电子邮箱，如 chqdjy@163.com 等。请问其中的@表示什么意思，该怎么读？
a.@ 的意思是“电脑”，读作“a 外一个圈”。
b.@ 的意思是“邮箱”，读作“圈内一个 a”。
c.@ 的意思是“为”，读音与介词for相同。
d.@ 的意思是“在”，读音与介词 at 相同。
3.你给一个手机关机的人打电话，你在电话中听到的英语是：
a.sorry，the phone you waited is powered off.b.sorry，the person you dialed is powering off.c.sorry，the subscriber you dialed is powered off.d.sorry，the subscriber you liked is powering off.4.2008年北京奥运会的英文口号是 _______.a.one world，one dream
b.new beijing，great olympics
c.great china welcome you
d.faster，higher，stronger
5.许多商品的商标上都标有英语字母“tm”或一个带圈的大写字母r，你知道它们是什么意思吗？
a.tm 表示注册商标，带圈的r表示准注册商标
b.tm 是商标符号，r 是商标注册符号
c.tm 是进口商品的商标符号，r 是国内商品的商标符号
d.tm 表示驰名商品的商标，r 表示非驰名商品的商标
「答案与解析」
1.答案选c.即w.c.是由water closet的首字母缩略而来的。它主要用于英国英语，指有抽水设备的厕所，但在美国，人们几乎不用它。英语中表示“厕所”的其他表达还有：toilets，ladies‘ room，men’s room，comfort station，public convenience，restroom，lavatory，washroom 等。
2.答案选d.@ 在此相当于英语中的介词at，意为“在”，故读作“[at]”，如 chqdjy@163.com 的意思就是“位于在163.com 网站上的一个名叫 chqdjy 的邮箱”。
3.答案选c.subscriber的意思是“用户”，dial 用作动词的意思是“拨（电话号码）”，power off 是个短语动词，本意为“切断动力”，这里指“关机”。句中的 you dialed 是定语从句，用以修饰其前的先行词 the subscriber.顺便说一句，假若你拨打一个正在通话的手机，你在电话中听到的英语将是：sorry，the subscriber you dialed is busy now.please redial later.4.答案选a.2008年北京奥运会的英文口号是one world，one dream.选项b（new beijing，great olympics）是北京申办奥运会的口号，其意为“新北京，新奥运”；而选项c（faster，higher，stronger）则是奥林匹克格言。
5.答案选b.即tm 是商标符号，是英文trade mark（商标）的简写；r 是商标注册符号，取的是英文registration（注册）的首字母。tm作为商标符号它只表示该商标已经向商标局登记（申请注册），并不表示商标局已核准注册，另外，有些商标持有者要想声明自己是某商标的拥有者，也可在商标上标明tm，还有的商标上标注的tm可能只是想表示它是商标，而不是商品名称。但是，r则不同，它作为商标注册符号，它不仅表示已经向商标局登记，而且表示商标局已核准注册。换个角度说，标有tm的商标还不受法律保护，而标有r的商标则受法律保护。
中国特色手工艺】clay figurine 泥人；Chinese knot 中国结；shadow puppet 皮影；Four Treasures of the Study 文房四宝；embroidery 刺绣；blue and white porcelain 青花瓷；paper-cut 剪纸；shadow show 皮影戏；keepsake/souvenir 纪念品
【中式早点词汇】烧饼 Clay oven rolls；油条 Fried bread stick；韭菜盒 Fried leek dumplings；水饺 Boiled dumplings；蒸饺 Steamed dumplings；馒头 Steamed buns；饭团 Rice and vegetable roll；蛋饼 Egg cakes；皮蛋 100-year egg；咸鸭蛋Salted duck egg
【颜色】blue 蓝色；turquoise blue 土耳其玉色；cobalt blue 钴蓝色, 艳蓝色；navy blue 藏青色, 深蓝色, 天蓝色；aquamarine blue 蓝绿色；red 红色；scarlet 绯红, 猩红；mauve 紫红；wine red 葡萄酒红；purple, violet 紫色；lavender 淡紫色；lilac 浅紫色；antique violet 古紫色
【各种“店”】restaurant 饭店；hotel 酒店；coffee shop 咖啡店；
bookstore/bookshop 书店；snack bar 小吃店；department store 百货商店；bakery 面包店；laundry 洗衣店；drugstore 药店；barbershop 理发店；grocery 杂货店；clothing store/clothing shop 服装店
【各种灯泡】chandelier, pendant lamp 吊灯；fluorescent lamp 日光灯；desk lamp 台灯；bedside lamp 床头灯；floor lamp 落地灯；wall lamp 壁灯；lampshade 灯罩；bulb holder 灯头；bulb 灯泡；screw-type bulb 罗口灯泡；bayonet-type bulb 卡口灯泡；frosted bulb 磨砂灯泡
【各种椅子】ofa, settee 长沙发；easy chair 安乐椅；armchair 扶手椅；wicker chair 藤椅；folding chair 叠椅；swivel chair 转椅；rocking chair 摇椅；stool 凳子；stool 凳子；bench 条凳；tea table 茶几；desk 书桌 【常见昆虫】mosquito 蚊子；cockroach 蟑螂；bee 蜜蜂；snail 蜗牛；ant 蚂蚁；earthworm 蚯蚓；spider 蜘蛛；centipede 蜈蚣；beetle 甲虫；butterfly 蝴蝶；dragonfly 蜻蜓；cricket 蟋蟀；wasp 黄蜂；firefly 萤火虫；locust 蝗虫；mantis 螳螂；cicada 蝉；termite 白蚁
【五险一金的英文表达】1.endowment insurance（养老保险）；2.medical insurance（医疗保险）；3.unemployment insurance（失业保险）4.work-related injury insurance（工伤保险）5.childbirth insurance（生育保险）6.housing accumulation funds（住房公积金）
对于那些患有数字13恐惧症的人们来说，今年可真是难熬的一年。
This is going to be a very trying year for people with Triskaidekaphobia, also known as the fear of the number 13.对于那些患有数字13恐惧症的人们来说，今年可真是难熬的一年。
While the superstitious folks afflicted with this problem can easily stay home on Friday the 13th, it’s going to be a lot harder to stay inside for another 362 days。
以往迷信的人可以在家躲过每个13号的周五，但剩下362天难道也在家宅过去吗？
Why is 13 considered unlucky, anyway?
那么为什么13会被认为是不吉利的数字呢？
There were 13 people at the Last Supper。
最后的晚餐有13个人
It's said that Judas Iscariot and the one who betrayed Jesusthe death of a bunch of gods, a slew of natural disasters, and the eradication of everything on earth save for two human survivors.There's a lot more to the story than that, but you get the general idea。
洛基杀了其中一个神引发了一系列事件，最终导致世界毁灭：众神的死亡、自然灾害和地球上一切的消亡(仅幸存2名人类)。这个故事远没有这么简单，但你能差不多明白个大概。
Traditionally, there used to be 13 steps leading up the gallows。传统中通往绞刑台有13个阶梯。
There's also a legend that a hangman's noose traditionally contained 13 turns, but it's actually more like eight。
还有传说称刽子手的纹索上有13个曲纹，但实际上似乎是8个
猫有好几个爱称,譬如puss和kitty.Puss是来自荷兰语(Dutch)和德国南部(Low German)的方言,是模仿猫的呼噜声(imitative of the spitting noise of a cat)的拟声词.到16世纪时puss才成了猫的爱称.pussycat值得是”非常讨人喜欢的人”(a very amiable, likable person)
kitty来自中世纪的荷兰语(medieval Dutch),意思是“罐，容器”（jug or vessel）。
猫猫的万种风情
1． fat cat 肥猫，指“为竞选出钱的富翁；享有特权或谋取特权的人；有钱有势的人，大亨。”
2． cool cat 酷猫，指“时髦人（尤指嗜好冷爵士乐的人）；嗜好摇滚乐的人；做出孤傲冷漠的样子的人”。
3． hepcat 迷恋爵士乐的猫，指“爵士（或摇摆舞）音乐迷；爵士（或摇摆舞）乐队乐师。
4． copy cat 好模仿的猫，指“盲目的模仿者（通常为儿童之间的用语）”。
5． hell cat 好发脾气的猫，指“泼妇，巫婆”。关于hell cat 是巫婆的说法要追溯到中世纪，那是迷信的人认为魔鬼撒旦（Satan，the Devil）常以黑猫的样子出现。巫婆抱着一只黑猫，骑着一把扫帚，在夜空游荡。所以，黑猫象征着“厄运”。“不要让黑猫从你面前走过”Don't let a black cat across your path是西方人众所周知的禁忌。
6． the scaredy-cat/ fraidy-cat 恐惧的猫，指“胆小鬼”。
莎士比亚在哈姆雷特里有一句台词：
Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew and dog will have his day.你知道是什么意思吗？
莎士比亚这句话的意思是说: 该发生的必然会发生，一切应顺其自然”(让大力士做他想做的，猫会叫狗也会笑。)
另外还有一个习语put the cat among the pigeons 这又是什么意思呢？ 猫是食肉动物，不仅爱吃老鼠，还爱吃鱼，鸟之类的小生物，把猫放进鸽子群里无异于把狼关进羊群，势必要造成鸽子的极大恐慌。所以，put the cat among the pigeons 表示“惹出乱子，引起轩然大波”。
最后附上一首小诗，《雾》，你知道它和猫有什么关系吗？
Fog
The fog comes
on little feet
It sits looking
Over harbor and city
On silent haunches
And then moves on.—— Carl Sandburg
第四篇：趣味英语
绕口令
A big black bear sat on a big black bug.A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.I wish you were a fish in my dish p She said she should sit.She sells sea shells on the seashore.The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.The sun shines on shop signs.The peasant’s parents’ presents are pleasant.A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.只爱干净的老虎系了一个领带更紧些为了使她的小尾巴整洁
Nancy didn’t fancy doing fancy work.But Nancy’s aunty did fancy Nancy doing fancy work.How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.一个好厨师能和一个会做小甜饼的好厨师做一样多的小甜饼。如果一个好厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少个小甜饼呢？ Mike likes to write by the bright light at night.麦克喜欢夜晚在一盏明亮的灯下写作 笑话
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.“Would you recognize him if you saw him again?”asked his mother.“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。” Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
精彩继续 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？ 小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！
英语笑话
（二）某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu，外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢！
英语笑话
（三）江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道：“Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful.” 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文：“Where? Where?” 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底：“Everywhere, everywhere.” 翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文：“You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see.”
英语笑话
（五）某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry.老外应道：I am sorry too.某人听后又道：I am sorry three.老外不解，问：What are you sorry for? 某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.英语笑话
（六）一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOKOTA！Made in Japan!It is very fast！”又有一辆经过，他又说： “oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan!It is very fast！”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了！当第三辆经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA！Made in Japan!It is very fast！” 后来到了机场，那个日本人就问：“How Much？”出租车司机说：“1000！” 日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵？”出租车司机回答说：“oh，mileometer（计 程表）！Made in Japan!It is very fast！”
英语笑话
（七）英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思” 学生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答“怎么是你？” 老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思？” 这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你。”
英语笑话
（八）A：What’s on your hand？ B：Watch.A：How to spell that？ B：T-H-A-T~
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（十二）女：say“i love you”，say it，come on！say it！男：it！A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”
Mrs.Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 经典谚语30句 1． Pain past is pleasure.（过去的痛苦就是快乐。）[无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。
2． While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。）3． Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。）[从小灌输给孩子的坚定信念。] 4． Storms make trees take deeper roots.（风暴使树木深深扎根。）[感激敌人，感激挫折！] 5． Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，无所不成。）[坚持一个简单的信念就一定会成功。] 6． The shortest answer is doing.（最简单的回答就是干。）[想说流利的英语吗？那么现在就开口！心动不如嘴动。] 7． All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先难后易。）[放弃投机取巧的幻想。] 8． Great hopes make great man.（伟大的理想造就伟大的人。）9． God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）
10． Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！）
[比别人多一点努力、多一点自律、多一点决心、多一点反省、多一点学习、多一点实践、多一点疯狂，多一点点就能创造奇迹！] 11． In doing we learn.（实践长才干。）
12． East or west, home is best.（东好西好，还是家里最好。）13． Two heads are better than one.（三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。）
14． Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷径。）
15． Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）
16． Misfortunes never come alone/single.（祸不单行。）
17． Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不经灾祸不知福。）
18． Better late than never.（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）
19． It's never too late to mend.（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）
20． If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
21． Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（无热情成就不了伟业。）
22． Actions speak louder than words.（行动比语言更响亮。）
23． Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯错误。）
24． From small beginning come great things.（伟大始于渺小。）
25． One today is worth two tomorrows.（一个今天胜似两个明天。）
26． Truth never fears investigation.（事实从来不怕调查。）
27． The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.（舌无骨却能折断骨。）
28． A bold attempt is half success.（勇敢的尝试是成功的一半。）
29． Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百艺而专一长。）
30． Good advice is beyond all price.（忠告是无价宝。）英语谜语脑筋急转弯
1.What will you break once you say it?（什么东西一说出来就打破？）Silence.（沉默）3.What always goes up and never goes down?（什么东西只升不降？）Your age.（你的年龄）
4.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?（男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？）.He wants to have a hot dog.（他想要一条热狗。）9.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？）.They want to make faces.(make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)1.What month do soldiers hate?--March(三月，行军)2.How many feet are there in a yard?--It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(码，院子)3.Why is an empty purse always the same?--There is no change in it.(零钱，变化)5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?--Hot dog.(热狗)8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?--It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?--Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)11.What table is in the field?--Vegetable 12.What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?--silence 13.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?--mirror 14.What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?--nothing 16.What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?--Are you asleep? 19.Where can you always find money?--In the dictionary 21.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?--In the dictionary 22.What is the smallest bridge in the world?--the bridge of a nose 23.What letter makes a road broad?--letter B 26.What match can't be put in a match-box?--Football match, basketball match, etc.27.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?--When they make 22.28.I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water.What am I?--A map 34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?--Trouble 35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?--A blackboard 2.What is smaller than an insect's mouth? Anything it eats.4.What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret.5.What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer.9.What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead.10.What question can you never answer 'yes“ to” Are you asleep? 11.Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses.13.What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.15.What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty.16.When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it.17.How many sides does a house have? Two-inside and outside.19.Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? On his feet.20.When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? He got wet first of all.21.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? I myself.25.Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.26.What animal eats and drinks with its tail? All do.No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27.What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? A river.28.What kind of dog never bite? A hot dog.29.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? Because it can't sit down.31.What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle.32.What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag.34.How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.36.What comes after the letter “A”? All the other letters.37.What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? Teapot.38.What word can you make shorter by adding to it? Short.40.Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high school.41.What can you swallow that can also swallow you? Water.42.What's the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43.Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington? Because he's dead.44.A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl.The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45.What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you? Nothing.Because I'm a woman.46.What always travels on foot? A shoe.47.Where can happiness always be found? In the dictionary.48.What is higher without a head than with a head? A pillow.(枕头)49.Why don't you advertise for your lost dog? He can't read.50.On which side does a bird have the most feathers? The outside.52.What is never used until it's broken? An egg.54.What is dark but made by light? A shadow.55.What can you break with only one word? Silence.56.What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The light.57.A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket.Why? Because the truck driver was walking.58.Where can milk be best stored? In a cow.59.Which can move faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold easily.60.What's the hardest thing about learning skating? The ice.61.What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? A map.64.Why is writing called handwriting? If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.65.If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together and talk about the other one.66.How many great men have been born in London? None.Only babies.67.When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.69.The more you take away, the bigger I become.What am I? A hole.10个经典英语脑筋急转弯
1.Why are people tired on April Fool’s Day?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答：Because they have just had a long March.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答：When it’s raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨))
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答：Are you asleep?(你睡着了吗)
6.When can you get water with a net?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答：When water is turned into ice.(当水结成冰时)
7.Why is the pig always eating 猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答：He’s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.What’s the longest word in the world 世界上最长的单词是什么? 答：Smiles.Because there’s a mile between the letter ’s’.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9.What question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答：“What does y-e-s spell?”(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答：In the darkness.在黑暗中
第五篇：趣味演讲稿
章村小学趣味运动会开幕式讲话稿
亲爱的老师，亲爱的同学们： 大家好!迎着和煦的春风，满怀喜悦的心情，终于迎来了2015年章村小徐春季趣味运动会。，我代表学校，代表运动会组委对本届运动会的，表示热烈的祝贺，对全体运动员，全体教师，全体工作人员表示衷心的感谢。
这次运动会的，意义重大，它是学校响应教育部的号召，阳光体育运动的一次行动，学校素质教育的一次大展示，大检阅。这届运动会比赛项目的设置，既注重体育运动的竞技性，更注重体育运动的趣味性。这是十里铺学校建校次举办的的趣味运动会。【小学趣味运动会发言稿】小学趣味运动会发言稿。“健康、快乐、向上”是本届运动会的宗旨和主题。尝试，我和大家一样，期待着届运动会能有让人回味无穷的亮点，能有让人永存记忆的精美瞬间;能够精彩纷呈，笑声。
我希望，全体裁判员，全体工作人员，能恪尽职守，通力合作，公平裁决，热情服务，安全。我希望，全体运动员，能以满腔的热情，高昂的斗志，的心态，投入比赛。在运动中快乐，在快乐中运动。在运动中展示的风采，在运动中放飞的梦想。
我祝愿，每一位运动员，届运动会上都好成绩，收获好心情。祝愿，健康与大家常在，快乐与大家常在。我相信，有大家的努力，本届运动会会圆满。
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